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As we know, all men are opportunistic sex attackers who are unable to set eyes on or be in close proximity to a female before becoming overcome with lust and jumping on her in a fit of rampant gropeage whilst making noises like Sid James in the carry on films. So the Labour Party have come up with a solution. Woman only carriages!
I think it's a fantastic idea as it will protect us men from being arrested for sexual assault. They have trialled this in other countries and it's been a raging success. If it works here plans are already in the pipeline to extend the scheme to child only carriages to protect them from paedophiles and OAP carriages to protect everyone else from the smell.
A statement from the architect of the plan said "This plan will cut sexual assaults on trains by 100%. The current strategy of identifying, arresting and prosecuting the scumbags who assault women clearly isn't working. Here at the Labour Party we feel that treating all men as rapists who can't control themselves and segregating them from all women forever is the most proportionate response to this issue"
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
I used know a boy who used to be non PC all the time. In his mind he was pushing the boundaries of what was and what was not socially acceptable. He also very much needed the attention it would bring him, even though it was usually negative attention. For some people, any attention is better than none at all.
"Pooey bums!" he'd shout out, always publicily, because that was the whole point of it, often when waiting in the queue for the checkout in Tesco, or somewhere similar. "Willies! Smelly Willies!"
Fortunately he grew out of it when he was about three and a half years old.
It's a fairly common experience for many parents of toddlers.
If they don't grow out of it and end up exactly the same at 32, except now they're desperately trying to get the attention they crave by telling rape jokes and generally being obnoxious on the internet, you've failed.
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Women only train carriages? on 00:59 - Aug 24 with 1979 views
Women only train carriages? on 00:12 - Aug 24 by Humpty
I used know a boy who used to be non PC all the time. In his mind he was pushing the boundaries of what was and what was not socially acceptable. He also very much needed the attention it would bring him, even though it was usually negative attention. For some people, any attention is better than none at all.
"Pooey bums!" he'd shout out, always publicily, because that was the whole point of it, often when waiting in the queue for the checkout in Tesco, or somewhere similar. "Willies! Smelly Willies!"
Fortunately he grew out of it when he was about three and a half years old.
It's a fairly common experience for many parents of toddlers.
If they don't grow out of it and end up exactly the same at 32, except now they're desperately trying to get the attention they crave by telling rape jokes and generally being obnoxious on the internet, you've failed.
I quite agree, how big is your cock ðŸ‘
Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows.
The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
Women only train carriages? on 00:12 - Aug 24 by Humpty
I used know a boy who used to be non PC all the time. In his mind he was pushing the boundaries of what was and what was not socially acceptable. He also very much needed the attention it would bring him, even though it was usually negative attention. For some people, any attention is better than none at all.
"Pooey bums!" he'd shout out, always publicily, because that was the whole point of it, often when waiting in the queue for the checkout in Tesco, or somewhere similar. "Willies! Smelly Willies!"
Fortunately he grew out of it when he was about three and a half years old.
It's a fairly common experience for many parents of toddlers.
If they don't grow out of it and end up exactly the same at 32, except now they're desperately trying to get the attention they crave by telling rape jokes and generally being obnoxious on the internet, you've failed.
Yeah, never mind all that shit, you dolt. Did you see me use your gang to hoist your favourite fan? I took some pictures of the events that you can look at...
So, Numpty, what happened was that the Neath hemorrhoid popped up in this thread, hanging out of someone's arse again (is he ever anywhere else?). He was throwing around the same accusations that allowed me to corner his heroes in that other thread. Then here he was doing it again. So I came up with a plan...one I call the 'medieval manoeuver'. It goes like this... Attack the fair maiden - the white knights come charging - in all the confusion, capture the fool.
The attack on the maiden was delivered, then almost immediately the first knight appears...FerryJack?...FurryJack?...some insignificant. His blood is up and he's accusing me of being the vilest c*nt. So far so good. Then they send out the big guns...a white knight of the round table, JackFath. Here he is mounted up in a great action shot...
This was taken just before he uttered the classic white knight line "Lisa,
I apologise for the behaviour of the men on this thread. We're not all like them."...What a creep
Now somewhere around here Lisa thought she had me on the ropes...you should've see her little face when she thought she had me with the "I thought you didn't care. LOL" line. I almost wanted to ditch the plan. It was like when you play ping pong against a niece or nephew and they don't realise you're letting them win. Now was the time for the bait. TBF, it took a long time...longer than I thought. Here I am refreshing my screen...
I was thinking where is Lisa?...what's taking so long?. Of course, as we now know, courtesy of this independent photographers picture, she was trawling through that last thread looking for quotes to prove me wrong.
Then alas, the plan was complete. She has still not denounced the haemorrhoid...but the catch was made. Have a look at him, here he is...the Neath Jack...
As you can see that mouth is perfectly design for sucking anus...extendable with an airtight seal. A true 'bottom feeder'...who's bottom will he appear on next, I wonder? And, fun fact: They say his brain is the same size as his eye. BTW, what do you think I used that moist mouth for later?...yes, poor old Neathie took a 'face f*****g'.
Just to round of this briefing. Here's a picture of me and my multis leaving this thread...
Maybe you'll have more luck next time guys
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Good luck, Mr Cooper
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Women only train carriages? on 07:48 - Aug 24 with 1911 views
I hear they are also going to intoduce First Class Torries only Standard class Liberals only Standard Class Women only Third Class Labour only Fourth Class people on benefits only.
Women only train carriages? on 08:40 - Aug 24 by Jackfath
If you think that the delectable Lisa needs rescuing on threads then you're mistaken. Please be my guest and "take her on" debating the points raised.
If you read the 'Nazi thread' you would have seen that the delectable Lisa had a tantrum and ran away, saying something about it not being worth debating people like me coz...whaa whaa whaa. So she's the one who refused to carry on debating...not me. So sit down ginger bollocks...or even answer why the person on this thread posting jokes is "taking it too serious", while the creep who feels he needs to apologise for the behaviour of the other men in here is not?. What a creepy little urchin you are...apologise for the other men, FFS.
Good luck, Mr Cooper
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Women only train carriages? on 09:24 - Aug 24 with 1856 views
Women only train carriages? on 19:41 - Aug 23 by E20Jack
Without wanting to pick you out considering we just had a head to head on another thread (and genuinely do think you are a top poster regardless). But if this was said to you, do you believe that would be seen as extremely offensive?
If I said you are only behaving that way is to compensate for your tiny t*ts or something along those lines? There would be uproar on here, and rightly so.
The current feminism culture among society is up there with one of the most destructive movements we have at the moment, I honestly believe that. The equality has tipped on its head.
[Post edited 23 Aug 2017 19:42]
great post pal
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Women only train carriages? on 09:47 - Aug 24 with 1832 views
Women only train carriages? on 00:12 - Aug 24 by Humpty
I used know a boy who used to be non PC all the time. In his mind he was pushing the boundaries of what was and what was not socially acceptable. He also very much needed the attention it would bring him, even though it was usually negative attention. For some people, any attention is better than none at all.
"Pooey bums!" he'd shout out, always publicily, because that was the whole point of it, often when waiting in the queue for the checkout in Tesco, or somewhere similar. "Willies! Smelly Willies!"
Fortunately he grew out of it when he was about three and a half years old.
It's a fairly common experience for many parents of toddlers.
If they don't grow out of it and end up exactly the same at 32, except now they're desperately trying to get the attention they crave by telling rape jokes and generally being obnoxious on the internet, you've failed.
If we could only be as unfailingly polite, courteous and respectful as you and Ebo.
There's some seriously unhinged people posting on this forum these days. Now more than ever, it seems. Take a step back lads (and lass, actually) and absorb what you're putting out there. This doesn't count for sh*t. Nobody will think better of you because you managed to "win" an argument on the internet (by boring everybody else into submission, no less). Trust me, as an outsider looking in on it all, there are no winners. Just an alarmingly large bunch of strange and sad individuals.
I'd put it down to the school holidays, but I don't think any of you are kids. What if you're all teachers? Now that is a scary thought...
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Women only train carriages? on 11:31 - Aug 24 with 1725 views
Women only train carriages? on 11:02 - Aug 24 by BLAZE
There's some seriously unhinged people posting on this forum these days. Now more than ever, it seems. Take a step back lads (and lass, actually) and absorb what you're putting out there. This doesn't count for sh*t. Nobody will think better of you because you managed to "win" an argument on the internet (by boring everybody else into submission, no less). Trust me, as an outsider looking in on it all, there are no winners. Just an alarmingly large bunch of strange and sad individuals.
I'd put it down to the school holidays, but I don't think any of you are kids. What if you're all teachers? Now that is a scary thought...
Message received loud and clear, Blaze. I'm going home for my dinner, anyway...thank you.
Good luck, Mr Cooper
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Women only train carriages? on 12:34 - Aug 24 with 1656 views
Women only train carriages? on 07:22 - Aug 24 by waynekerr55
Back to the OP. Surely the money spent in creating segregation could be used to, ummmm, put guards on the train as Lisa suggested.
Between the Brexit clusterfùck and these Corbyn led lunatics, what hope have we got?
*Awaits JMOFF to come and post with his wonderful tinfoil avatar ðŸ˜
But having guards on the train would actually be a sensible way of identifying and punishing those small minority of scumbags that assault women? Isn't it more sensible to ensure that males and females never meet under any circumstances? Hell I don't think they are going far enough. Let's have women only stations. Women only cities even. Think how nice those cities would be, all colour coordinated and fragranced gracefully by Yankee candles. Ok our species might die out but that's a price worth paying.
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Women only train carriages? on 12:34 - Aug 24 by Highjack
But having guards on the train would actually be a sensible way of identifying and punishing those small minority of scumbags that assault women? Isn't it more sensible to ensure that males and females never meet under any circumstances? Hell I don't think they are going far enough. Let's have women only stations. Women only cities even. Think how nice those cities would be, all colour coordinated and fragranced gracefully by Yankee candles. Ok our species might die out but that's a price worth paying.
I think, jokes aside that there is a culture where it's hip to be outraged (that's not aimed at Lisa as she's what Perch would say "yopu afre a good poster").
Women only train carriages? on 10:34 - Aug 24 by Mo_Wives
Now that's a funny post
The things he said about poor old Numpty.
TBH I didn't post it cos of the Humpty connection.
Originally posted another one where he reads Three Blind Mice but quickly changed it cos after I watched all of it I realised there was a lot of sexist content and not appropriate, especially for this thread.
Women only train carriages? on 14:50 - Aug 24 by waynekerr55
I think, jokes aside that there is a culture where it's hip to be outraged (that's not aimed at Lisa as she's what Perch would say "yopu afre a good poster").
"Outraged from Tunbridge Wells" started all this sh*te
Women only train carriages? on 14:50 - Aug 24 by waynekerr55
I think, jokes aside that there is a culture where it's hip to be outraged (that's not aimed at Lisa as she's what Perch would say "yopu afre a good poster").
The silliest (and perhaps most serious) thing for me is you actually have a member of our elected parliament coming up with this shyte. I believe he's a member of the shadow cabinet, although during the time it's taken me to write this post he's probably been sac.... forced to resign. They do like a reshuffle in the Labour Party. Three reshuffles a day means everyone gets a chance and nobody misses out. That's true equality.
There's one thing having sjw idiots on Twitter and planetswans endorsing this crap, but when it's a bloke who has a serious chance of being in government in the next few years it becomes rather worrying.
I have no doubt that lots and lots of women have been the victims of inappropriate touching/behaviour on trains and that's f ucking awful but then trains are not unique in that aspect. You will get pervy scumbags in pubs, clubs, shops, football stadiums etc. Segregating men and women is not the answer. And this MP is a f ucking idiot for suggesting it is and we should all point and laugh at him and make it completely clear how much of an idiot he is.
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Women only train carriages? on 16:27 - Aug 24 by Highjack
The silliest (and perhaps most serious) thing for me is you actually have a member of our elected parliament coming up with this shyte. I believe he's a member of the shadow cabinet, although during the time it's taken me to write this post he's probably been sac.... forced to resign. They do like a reshuffle in the Labour Party. Three reshuffles a day means everyone gets a chance and nobody misses out. That's true equality.
There's one thing having sjw idiots on Twitter and planetswans endorsing this crap, but when it's a bloke who has a serious chance of being in government in the next few years it becomes rather worrying.
I have no doubt that lots and lots of women have been the victims of inappropriate touching/behaviour on trains and that's f ucking awful but then trains are not unique in that aspect. You will get pervy scumbags in pubs, clubs, shops, football stadiums etc. Segregating men and women is not the answer. And this MP is a f ucking idiot for suggesting it is and we should all point and laugh at him and make it completely clear how much of an idiot he is.
I tell you what, H, you're on a roll lately.
"We should all point and laugh at him and make it completely clear how much of an idiot he is" Was that an Aristotle quote? Who ever said it...it's spot on. Have an 'anti-mart6'....good work, fella.
Good luck, Mr Cooper
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Women only train carriages? on 18:02 - Aug 24 with 1454 views
Women only train carriages? on 20:17 - Aug 23 by Drizzy
You'd think a high powered business executive from London would have better things to do than debate a teenager on the internet posting memes.
Yes such as sitting around discussing the various dimensions of hundreds of willies, and attempting to prove the hypothesis that there is a correlation between length, girth, and the jokes told by the owners of said willies.
Future research may include the impact of testicular sizeage in the equation if they receive enough funding.
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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