| Jokes 19:58 - Jan 25 with 6149 views | dickythorpe |
I had a pet mouse called Elvis. Not for long though.
He got caught in a trap. |  | | |  |
| Jokes on 20:00 - Jan 25 with 5404 views | Jackfath |
What happened to him? |  |
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| Jokes on 20:07 - Jan 25 with 5374 views | jack2jack |
Go on Dicky tell him,it's now or never |  | | |
| Jokes on 20:09 - Jan 25 with 5368 views | dickythorpe |
I haven't the wooden heart to tell him . | | | |
| Jokes on 20:13 - Jan 25 with 5356 views | jack2jack |
| Jokes on 20:09 - Jan 25 by dickythorpe |
I haven't the wooden heart to tell him . |
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| Jokes on 20:57 - Jan 25 with 5299 views | WxmJax |
| Jokes on 20:09 - Jan 25 by dickythorpe |
I haven't the wooden heart to tell him . |
Don't |  |
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| Jokes on 09:18 - Jan 26 with 5086 views | jackal |
You must be lonesome tonight without him. |  | | |
| Jokes on 10:19 - Jan 26 with 5052 views | whiterock |
Don't be cruel |  | | |
| Jokes on 10:46 - Jan 26 with 5024 views | Legend83 |
"Why do cats stick one leg straight up in the air when they lick their arse?"
Interviewer: "No, I meant questions about the job". | | | |
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| Jokes on 11:38 - Jan 26 with 4983 views | jack_lord |
I started reading this and wanted to quickly comment but I was told wise men say only fools rush in. |  |
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| Jokes on 14:02 - Jan 26 with 4895 views | Lord_Bony |
| Jokes on 10:19 - Jan 26 by whiterock |
Don't be cruel |
I'm all shook up after reading this nonsense. |  |
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| Jokes on 19:43 - Jan 26 with 4714 views | swan85 |
Too much commentary on here, we need a little less conversation | | | |
| Jokes on 19:25 - Jun 18 with 1789 views | jack2jack |
An artic lorry full of Vicks vapour rub has overturned on the M4.
It's reported that there will no conjestion for at least 8 hours.
Taxi.............. | | | |
| Jokes on 19:30 - Jun 18 with 1774 views | swan85 |
Euro Disney had to close today on health and safety grounds. Apparently they found a five foot mouse in the kitchen. | | | |
| Jokes on 19:35 - Jun 18 with 1755 views | oldcob |
A 40 ton tanker carrying Preparation H has overturned between Port Talbot and Bridgend. Pyle has disappeared. | | | |
| Jokes on 19:46 - Jun 18 with 1726 views | dickythorpe |
The Bermuda band a looking for a new Triangle player, by all accounts he's disappeared. | | | |
| Jokes on 20:44 - Jun 18 with 1628 views | theloneranger |
Three guys are drinking in a pub when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the bar, and points at the guy in the middle shouting ...
"Your mom's the best sex in town" ...
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him. So the drunk wanders off and walks up to the bar at the far end
Ten minutes later the drunk comes back, points at the same guy and says
"I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet"...
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar ...
Ten minutes later he comes back and announces ...
"Your mom really loved it" ...
Finally, the guy interrupts and shouts ...
"For fvcks sake dad go home, you're fvcking drunk again” !!! [Post edited 18 Jun 2019 20:46]
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| Jokes on 20:47 - Jun 18 with 1603 views | jack2jack |
BBC1 now, it's fvcking hilarious.😂 | | | |
| Jokes on 20:50 - Jun 18 with 1590 views | Wingstandwood |
Paddy and Mick trying to estimate the length of a flag pole, a builder walks past and they explain the problem.
The builder says “simple lads….. watch this”
The builder unbolts it, takes it down, lays it flat upon the ground and measures it.
Paddy and Mick react with immediate annoyance and disgust “Thick tw@t, stop wasting our time, we want to know the height not the length”. |  |
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| Jokes on 20:58 - Jun 18 with 1562 views | theloneranger |
What have MP's and nappies got in common??
They're all full of Sh1t, and should be changed regularly!! | |
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| Jokes on 21:44 - Jun 18 with 1475 views | Joe_bradshaw |
An Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman were pissed in the centre of Cardiff when they were approached by a policeman who said.
“Give me your names or you’ll be spending the night in the cells”.
The Welshman looked around him and said “John Lewis”
The Englishman looked around him and said “Mark Spencer”
The Irishman looked around him and said “Kentucky fried Chicken “ |  |
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| Jokes on 21:48 - Jun 18 with 1456 views | Cooperman |
I called Babestation last night, the sexy girl said "Hey big boy, how can I help you?"
I said "Quick, fukin hide. I've lost the TV remote and my Mrs is coming down the stairs" |  |
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| Jokes on 21:52 - Jun 18 with 1443 views | WarwickHunt |
Bloke wanders into a doctor’s surgery.
Doctor: Can I help you?
Bloke: Err.. I dunno.
Doctor: Well is there anything wrong with you?
Bloke: Well, actually I think I’m a moth.
Doctor: I’m afraid I can’t help you. You need to see a psychiatrist
Bloke: Yes, I know.
Doctor: Well, why did you come in?
Bloke: Your light was on. |  | | |
| Jokes on 22:12 - Jun 18 with 1407 views | Joe_bradshaw |
When I was much younger I thought I was a man trapped in a woman’s body.
Then I was born. | |
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| Jokes on 22:17 - Jun 18 with 1391 views | longlostjack |
Went to the Zoo the other day but it was absolute rubbish.
It only had ONE animal and that was a dog.
It was a shit Zoo. |  |
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| Jokes on 22:28 - Jun 18 with 1359 views | Thrasher6 |
A musician mate of mine spent several years as a one band band...he then decided to break up with himself...citing musical differences... |  |
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