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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... 20:26 - Apr 20 with 2652 viewsdickythorpe

.....but can't go fishing....why???
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:33 - Apr 20 with 1324 viewsjack2jack

Probably something about staying local I would imagine.
What about golf then, would it do any harm if courses were opened up?
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:33 - Apr 20 with 1323 viewsBest_loser

You might catch something if you go fishing
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:34 - Apr 20 with 1316 viewsjack2jack

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:33 - Apr 20 by Best_loser

You might catch something if you go fishing


Your talking carp again.😉
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:39 - Apr 20 with 1306 viewsdickythorpe

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:34 - Apr 20 by jack2jack

Your talking carp again.😉


Pollocks!!!
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:44 - Apr 20 with 1291 viewsGaryjack

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:39 - Apr 20 by dickythorpe

Pollocks!!!


It's not Pollocks! It's being in the wrong plaice at the wrong time.
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:47 - Apr 20 with 1272 viewstheloneranger

... Because there's a time and a plaice for fishing.

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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:48 - Apr 20 with 1267 viewsdickythorpe

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:47 - Apr 20 by theloneranger

... Because there's a time and a plaice for fishing.


That gag's been done, now on your pike!
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:50 - Apr 20 with 1259 viewsjack2jack

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:48 - Apr 20 by dickythorpe

That gag's been done, now on your pike!


Eel be annoyed about that.
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:58 - Apr 20 with 1238 viewsHighjack

These puns are so childish. Grow up for f*cks hake.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:04 - Apr 20 with 1211 viewsdickythorpe

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:58 - Apr 20 by Highjack

These puns are so childish. Grow up for f*cks hake.


Talk to me like that again and I'll knock you off your perch!
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:09 - Apr 20 with 1192 viewsjack2jack

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:04 - Apr 20 by dickythorpe

Talk to me like that again and I'll knock you off your perch!


Left hook?
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:10 - Apr 20 with 1191 viewsGaryjack

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:04 - Apr 20 by dickythorpe

Talk to me like that again and I'll knock you off your perch!


No need to threaten violence for cod's sake!
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:13 - Apr 20 with 1170 viewsjack2jack

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:10 - Apr 20 by Garyjack

No need to threaten violence for cod's sake!


Hes going to batter him.
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:15 - Apr 20 with 1163 viewsGaryjack

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:13 - Apr 20 by jack2jack

Hes going to batter him.


If he does he needs a good tunaing!
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:19 - Apr 20 with 1141 viewsCatullus

Should be allowed as long as you're the Sole fisherman. I think fishing is Codswallop though.

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:19 - Apr 20 with 1139 viewsjack2jack

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:15 - Apr 20 by Garyjack

If he does he needs a good tunaing!


Whale I never.
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:26 - Apr 20 with 1117 viewsdickythorpe

I haddock been drinking ,but after reading all these reel off their gags , cast aside any judgement whilst I drown myself.
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:28 - Apr 20 with 1102 viewsJoe_bradshaw

I'm surprised Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond haven't contributed to this thread.

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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:30 - Apr 20 with 1091 viewsdickythorpe

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:28 - Apr 20 by Joe_bradshaw

I'm surprised Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond haven't contributed to this thread.


I was going to let you off scot free but you've probably got me loched onto you know.
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:38 - Apr 20 with 1061 viewsBrynCartwright

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:13 - Apr 20 by jack2jack

Hes going to batter him.


Poor dab.

Hope he won't be floundering for too long.

He should be less goby!

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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:39 - Apr 20 with 1057 viewsPentyrchJack

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:13 - Apr 20 by jack2jack

Hes going to batter him.


I trout that very much!

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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:40 - Apr 20 with 1050 viewsCatullus

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:30 - Apr 20 by dickythorpe

I was going to let you off scot free but you've probably got me loched onto you know.


Hook, line and sinker, time to reel you in.

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:44 - Apr 20 with 1035 viewsjack2jack

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:39 - Apr 20 by PentyrchJack

I trout that very much!


Bet you six squid he does
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:44 - Apr 20 with 1033 viewsGaryjack

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:39 - Apr 20 by PentyrchJack

I trout that very much!


He'll do him like a kipper!
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You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:46 - Apr 20 with 1021 viewsHighjack

You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:28 - Apr 20 by Joe_bradshaw

I'm surprised Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond haven't contributed to this thread.


They are totally out of kilter with this fishy thread, unless they go with tartan sauce.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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