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Wednesday December 16th 2020 Pride Park Kick off 5.30pm*
TV LIVE a on SKY SPORTS Football from 5pm. SWANS TV ( in a dark room or similar )
MATCH OFFICIALS GAVIN WARD Shaun Hudson and Mark Pottage Fourth Official : Leigh Doughty
This will be Gavin Ward’s third game he has reffed the swans away from home this year. He lives in Surrey with his pet cat, Wilma, his mum and a baby leopard which he rescued from a circus in Bridlington last summer. Some of this isn’t true. However, what we do know is he doesn’t like washing his hands after painting his bedroom, and he has stated to a few personal friends that he will make sure the swans win this game. Gavin Ward, looking for his cat in his garden last night
PREVIOUS MEETINGS
February 8th, 2020 - Championship Swansea City 2 : 3 Derby County
August 10th, 2019 - Championship Derby County 0 : 0 Swansea City
May 1st, 2019 - Championship Swansea City 1 : 1 Derby County
December 1st, 2018 - Championship Derby County 2 : 1 Swansea City
EVERY TIME I THINK OF DERBY Lily Savage getting a good dressing down from the Spanish matador.
Yes, every time I think of Derby I think of Lily getting booted up in the air. Probably one of my favourite football memories of recent times. Those flowing locks nearly leaving his thick cranium as he yelped like Gavin Wards cat with a snake up its broadside. Since then Lily has become a so called ‘pundit’ on Radio 5 where he continues to display thick headed verbal spoutage and totally ill informed lunacy in the company of other loons not worthy of mention. Lily is a quality fool, and everyone except him knows it. Swansea fans dislike Lily because he is a prat. He also eats dog food and raw liver. He isn’t hard and his mum has got two bums.
WHAT IS A DERBY ? It’s not the easiest of questions to answer, however we do know that the much talked about Brian Clough was their manager and Stuart Pearce would rather nibble Gavin Wards cats cold turds than say the word ‘Serby’ See what I did there. Derby used to be in Norfolk before the Battle of Britain, but due to the closer proximity of the town to the reich it was moved to Derbyshire where it remains to this day. Roy Macfarlane used to play for Derby, he once picked up Billy Bremner and walked around the pitch with him before eating his left ear. Billy apologised and later died. Here is a picture of Roy and Billy, this was of course before Roy changed his name to Dave McKay. In the background you can see Terry Venables who actually never played for Derby at all. Terrys wife’s name is Myrtle. The referee cutting a fine step towards Macfarlane and Lorimer later did TV voiceovers and came up with the phrase ‘You sunk my battleship’ Bremner was actually playing for Leeds at the time and had ginger hair. Many people still think this game was a Tottenham v Leeds encounter, but that is completely untrue.
Derby is famous for ... The amount of old people’s homes they have in one city. It’s huge amount of OAPs and places for them to live have encouraged the likes of Wayne Rooney to play for the club. Wayne who has an official liking for the older more leathered flesh is now some form of manager at Derby. He is often found wandering around the city centre sniffing an old block of Stilton and winking at any likely female aged over seventy five.
Derby is also something our near neighbours down east don’t like to say.
There will be football news galore very soon
In the meantime here is a badge I took off a six year old kid who was getting all leary with me back in the day when I was proper.
And a picture of our Wayne with an old lady he spent a night with yesterday.
Bennett is showing why nobody in the Premier League wanted him. You could create a dvd showing children what not to do as a defender with all the mistakes and poor decisions he's made this evening.
Freddie is the biggest coward that has ever put Swans goalkeeper shirt on.He is disgusting.He has been all season and last.He cannot and will not subject himself to any risk at all ,which means he will not come for crosses that might see him suffer discomfort. His distribution is appalling .Quite why we ever took him back I would love to know.
This game is over
Our attitude was wrong from the start.
That said,look what Rooney has done to Derby .It s amazing what a little energy and desire does.
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