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Vaginal Dryness! 18:50 - Sep 30 with 1586 viewsBrynCartwright

To set the scene...

The dinner was ready. The candles were lit.

I was in my dinner jacket and sparkling black brogues.

Nothing between.

My usual Sunday roast chicken dinner with gravy, mint sauce and horseradish.

Just about to turn on Herbert von Karajan's version of Johann Strauss' The Blue Danube, when at 5:58pm, in an advertisement break on Channel 4's Grand Designs, Jenny Eclair suddenly pipes up about 'Vaginal Dryness' being sorted by a product called Vagisan.

Pretty much put me off my supper.


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Vaginal Dryness! on 19:03 - Sep 30 with 1555 viewsCountyJim

That's just wrong!!!!



Mint sauce on Chicken Dear God!!!
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Vaginal Dryness! on 19:04 - Sep 30 with 1546 viewsomarjack

Don't you want to feel how moist it is?


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Vaginal Dryness! on 19:13 - Sep 30 with 1512 viewsBrynCartwright

Vaginal Dryness! on 19:03 - Sep 30 by CountyJim

That's just wrong!!!!



Mint sauce on Chicken Dear God!!!


Mainly on the potatoes, but I would have mint sauce on toast. Really it's just watery Polos innit!

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Vaginal Dryness! on 19:14 - Sep 30 with 1503 viewsalltjack

Vaginal Dryness! on 19:03 - Sep 30 by CountyJim

That's just wrong!!!!



Mint sauce on Chicken Dear God!!!


What was he thinking?
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Vaginal Dryness! on 19:20 - Sep 30 with 1477 viewsjackportis

Cant get on tv for love or money then she appears advertising this product. Les Dennis for viagra next.

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Vaginal Dryness! on 19:20 - Sep 30 with 1477 viewsicecoldjack

Ewww.. dry fannies at 5,58 pm is no laughing matter, may I suggest a written letter to points of view ?

Sounds like something they may use .
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Vaginal Dryness! on 19:30 - Sep 30 with 1445 viewsjackal

Vaginal Dryness! on 19:03 - Sep 30 by CountyJim

That's just wrong!!!!



Mint sauce on Chicken Dear God!!!


Not to mention horseradish.
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Vaginal Dryness! on 19:44 - Sep 30 with 1400 viewslifelong

Vaginal Dryness! on 19:20 - Sep 30 by jackportis

Cant get on tv for love or money then she appears advertising this product. Les Dennis for viagra next.


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Vaginal Dryness! on 20:03 - Sep 30 with 1337 viewsDarran

There’s some dry çunts on here.

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Vaginal Dryness! on 20:07 - Sep 30 with 1325 viewsjackal

Vaginal Dryness! on 20:03 - Sep 30 by Darran

There’s some dry çunts on here.


Welcome back, my friend.

I thought talk of vaginas would bring you back.
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Vaginal Dryness! on 20:22 - Sep 30 with 1272 viewsjack2jack

In fairness the casting for that Ad is spot on!
Anyway hope you've recovered from that horrific experience.👍
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Vaginal Dryness! on 20:32 - Sep 30 with 1244 viewsswanforthemoney

Vaginal Dryness! on 19:20 - Sep 30 by icecoldjack

Ewww.. dry fannies at 5,58 pm is no laughing matter, may I suggest a written letter to points of view ?

Sounds like something they may use .


Respectfully when ones partner reaches a certain age such things can become something of an issue.
And it not just Madam that suffers when lubrication is in short supply.

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Vaginal Dryness! on 21:38 - Sep 30 with 1133 viewsBrynmill_Jack

Vaginal Dryness! on 20:32 - Sep 30 by swanforthemoney

Respectfully when ones partner reaches a certain age such things can become something of an issue.
And it not just Madam that suffers when lubrication is in short supply.


Your sex life sounds well spicy

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Vaginal Dryness! on 21:44 - Sep 30 with 1108 viewsJack11

Vaginal Dryness! on 20:32 - Sep 30 by swanforthemoney

Respectfully when ones partner reaches a certain age such things can become something of an issue.
And it not just Madam that suffers when lubrication is in short supply.


Life begins at WD40
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Vaginal Dryness! on 21:52 - Sep 30 with 1076 viewsjack2jack

Vaginal Dryness! on 21:44 - Sep 30 by Jack11

Life begins at WD40


WD40, that's a lubricvnt isn't it!
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Vaginal Dryness! on 23:02 - Sep 30 with 991 viewsswan65split

KY thats the answer, great for fitting new window rubbers to a caravan.
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