| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... 20:26 - Apr 20 with 2654 views | dickythorpe |
.....but can't go fishing....why??? |  | | |  |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:33 - Apr 20 with 1325 views | jack2jack |
Probably something about staying local I would imagine.
What about golf then, would it do any harm if courses were opened up? |  | | |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:33 - Apr 20 with 1324 views | Best_loser |
You might catch something if you go fishing |  | | |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:34 - Apr 20 with 1317 views | jack2jack |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:33 - Apr 20 by Best_loser |
You might catch something if you go fishing |
Your talking carp again.😉 | | | |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:39 - Apr 20 with 1307 views | dickythorpe |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:34 - Apr 20 by jack2jack |
Your talking carp again.😉 |
Pollocks!!! | | | |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:44 - Apr 20 with 1292 views | Garyjack |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:39 - Apr 20 by dickythorpe |
Pollocks!!! |
It's not Pollocks! It's being in the wrong plaice at the wrong time. |  | | |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:47 - Apr 20 with 1273 views | theloneranger |
... Because there's a time and a plaice for fishing. |  |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:48 - Apr 20 with 1268 views | dickythorpe |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:47 - Apr 20 by theloneranger |
... Because there's a time and a plaice for fishing. |
That gag's been done, now on your pike! | | | |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:50 - Apr 20 with 1260 views | jack2jack |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:48 - Apr 20 by dickythorpe |
That gag's been done, now on your pike! |
Eel be annoyed about that. | | | |
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| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:58 - Apr 20 with 1239 views | Highjack |
These puns are so childish. Grow up for f*cks hake. |  |
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| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:04 - Apr 20 with 1212 views | dickythorpe |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 20:58 - Apr 20 by Highjack |
These puns are so childish. Grow up for f*cks hake. |
Talk to me like that again and I'll knock you off your perch! | | | |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:09 - Apr 20 with 1193 views | jack2jack |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:04 - Apr 20 by dickythorpe |
Talk to me like that again and I'll knock you off your perch! |
Left hook? | | | |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:10 - Apr 20 with 1192 views | Garyjack |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:04 - Apr 20 by dickythorpe |
Talk to me like that again and I'll knock you off your perch! |
No need to threaten violence for cod's sake! | | | |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:13 - Apr 20 with 1171 views | jack2jack |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:10 - Apr 20 by Garyjack |
No need to threaten violence for cod's sake! |
Hes going to batter him. | | | |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:15 - Apr 20 with 1164 views | Garyjack |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:13 - Apr 20 by jack2jack |
Hes going to batter him. |
If he does he needs a good tunaing! | | | |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:19 - Apr 20 with 1142 views | Catullus |
Should be allowed as long as you're the Sole fisherman. I think fishing is Codswallop though. |  |
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| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:19 - Apr 20 with 1140 views | jack2jack |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:15 - Apr 20 by Garyjack |
If he does he needs a good tunaing! |
Whale I never. | | | |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:26 - Apr 20 with 1118 views | dickythorpe |
I haddock been drinking ,but after reading all these reel off their gags , cast aside any judgement whilst I drown myself. | | | |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:28 - Apr 20 with 1103 views | Joe_bradshaw |
I'm surprised Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond haven't contributed to this thread. |  |
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| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:30 - Apr 20 with 1092 views | dickythorpe |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:28 - Apr 20 by Joe_bradshaw |
I'm surprised Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond haven't contributed to this thread. |
I was going to let you off scot free but you've probably got me loched onto you know. | | | |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:38 - Apr 20 with 1062 views | BrynCartwright |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:13 - Apr 20 by jack2jack |
Hes going to batter him. |
Poor dab.
Hope he won't be floundering for too long.
He should be less goby! |  |
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| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:39 - Apr 20 with 1058 views | PentyrchJack |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:13 - Apr 20 by jack2jack |
Hes going to batter him. |
I trout that very much! |  |
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| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:40 - Apr 20 with 1051 views | Catullus |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:30 - Apr 20 by dickythorpe |
I was going to let you off scot free but you've probably got me loched onto you know. |
Hook, line and sinker, time to reel you in. | |
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| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:44 - Apr 20 with 1036 views | jack2jack |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:39 - Apr 20 by PentyrchJack |
I trout that very much! |
Bet you six squid he does | | | |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:44 - Apr 20 with 1034 views | Garyjack |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:39 - Apr 20 by PentyrchJack |
I trout that very much! |
He'll do him like a kipper! | | | |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:46 - Apr 20 with 1022 views | Highjack |
| You're allowed to go to your allotment.... on 21:28 - Apr 20 by Joe_bradshaw |
I'm surprised Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond haven't contributed to this thread. |
They are totally out of kilter with this fishy thread, unless they go with tartan sauce. | |
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