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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes 13:14 - Nov 15 with 6042 viewsAntti_Heinola

All over tw@tter that Carroll signing for Reading.
They're really excited, as well, to have him on board, which is amazing as I think the reaction here would be the opposite. Genuine sample:

'Slate his injury record all you like but if we give Andy Carroll the right service in the air, he could be lethal Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes #readingfc'

'Andy Carroll… promotion push is on.'

He's 'low risk' apparently

With João, Méïté, Hoilett, Azeez and Clarke all out injured, another striker coming in is great news. Andy Carroll will be a very low risk signing. If you need a goal with 20 mins left, what a player to be able to bring on. Adds a whole new dimension to the play. #readingfc

I can't actually think of more of a high risk than signing a player who is permanently injured.

Bare bones.

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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:17 - Nov 15 with 3530 viewsJuzzie

If any club signs any player who is injury free and does their job superbly and as expected then they will be a success.

This is the difference between fantasy & reality because the above does not apply to every single player but in the fan's rose-tinted eyes, it does.
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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:24 - Nov 15 with 3500 viewsNorthernr

Reading have been teetering on the brink of being the next Derby for quite a while.
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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:26 - Nov 15 with 3491 viewsTheChef

Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:24 - Nov 15 by Northernr

Reading have been teetering on the brink of being the next Derby for quite a while.


Thought they were due an imminent points deduction?

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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:29 - Nov 15 with 3472 viewskensalriser

Scored five goals from 75 appearances in the last four seasons and hasn’t played this season. Tremendous signing.

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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:32 - Nov 15 with 3440 viewsNorthernr

Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:26 - Nov 15 by TheChef

Thought they were due an imminent points deduction?


Nine points coming off imminently. Though I feel like that's been the case for three years.
Fcking Bidwell couldn't just give them that final nudge a couple of years back could he.
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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:36 - Nov 15 with 3411 viewsTheChef

Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:32 - Nov 15 by Northernr

Nine points coming off imminently. Though I feel like that's been the case for three years.
Fcking Bidwell couldn't just give them that final nudge a couple of years back could he.


Took about 20 years for Derby to get punished.

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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:40 - Nov 15 with 3400 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

They were talking about him on Undr The Cosh recently. He has a defect in his foot that means he’s susceptible to jumping related injuries.

Like Usain Bolt being to susceptible to running related injuries.
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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:54 - Nov 15 with 3328 viewsdmm

Somehow it feels like Reading and Andy Carroll were made for each other.
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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 14:47 - Nov 15 with 3150 viewsbosh67

There is no doubt that on his day Carroll is a tremendous striker. The problem is that day was about 4 years ago.

Never knowingly right.
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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 14:56 - Nov 15 with 3110 viewsNorthernr

Shall we make sure he's injured for the return fixture at Loftus Road first, before we go all in?
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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 14:57 - Nov 15 with 3105 viewsTheChef

Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 14:56 - Nov 15 by Northernr

Shall we make sure he's injured for the return fixture at Loftus Road first, before we go all in?


Hattrick guaranteed.

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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 15:18 - Nov 15 with 2998 viewsJeff

Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 14:57 - Nov 15 by TheChef

Hattrick guaranteed.


see:

Earnshaw, Robert
Cole, Andrew
Swift, John

Can we not knock it?

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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 15:19 - Nov 15 with 2993 viewscolinallcars

Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:29 - Nov 15 by kensalriser

Scored five goals from 75 appearances in the last four seasons and hasn’t played this season. Tremendous signing.


I'm having a few bob on them for promotion on hearing this news…..
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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 16:37 - Nov 15 with 2812 viewsLowerloftLad

No one will be surprised to see a picture of Andy Carroll hobbling off injured in a few weeks time never to be seen again.

Ohhhhhh bobby zamora

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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 16:45 - Nov 15 with 2788 viewsAntti_Heinola

Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 14:57 - Nov 15 by TheChef

Hattrick guaranteed.


Speaking of which, who got our last hat trick? Is it still Charlie v West Brom? Or am i misisng one?

Bare bones.

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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 16:47 - Nov 15 with 2776 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 16:45 - Nov 15 by Antti_Heinola

Speaking of which, who got our last hat trick? Is it still Charlie v West Brom? Or am i misisng one?


Wells v Cardiff I think.
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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 17:51 - Nov 15 with 2607 viewsVancouverHoop

Signed on a two-and-a-half month contract apparently(?!)

I guess if he's still upright by the end of January it may be extended.
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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 18:07 - Nov 15 with 2564 viewsAntti_Heinola

Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 16:47 - Nov 15 by BazzaInTheLoft

Wells v Cardiff I think.


of course.

Bare bones.

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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 20:29 - Nov 15 with 2395 viewsCamberleyR

Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:24 - Nov 15 by Northernr

Reading have been teetering on the brink of being the next Derby for quite a while.


Let's hope. And then they can go back to renewing their traditional rivalry with Aldershot.

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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 20:48 - Nov 15 with 2326 viewskensalriser

Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 14:56 - Nov 15 by Northernr

Shall we make sure he's injured for the return fixture at Loftus Road first, before we go all in?


Jan 29th. Enough time to get match fit?

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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 20:58 - Nov 15 with 2295 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 17:51 - Nov 15 by VancouverHoop

Signed on a two-and-a-half month contract apparently(?!)

I guess if he's still upright by the end of January it may be extended.


Sorry but do you actually mean ‘two-and-half match contract’?

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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 20:58 - Nov 15 with 2294 viewsPaddyhoops

How are they squaring this with FFP??
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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 21:05 - Nov 15 with 2275 viewsVancouverHoop

Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 20:58 - Nov 15 by PlanetHonneywood

Sorry but do you actually mean ‘two-and-half match contract’?


Heh!
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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 21:09 - Nov 15 with 2267 viewskensalriser

Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 20:58 - Nov 15 by PlanetHonneywood

Sorry but do you actually mean ‘two-and-half match contract’?


What's the difference?

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Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 21:40 - Nov 15 with 2194 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 21:09 - Nov 15 by kensalriser

What's the difference?


A good few thousand quid I’d have thought. Assuming they wouldn’t be so stupid to do it any other way.

Then again, football….
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