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Monday, 31st Dec 2018 19:52 by Clive Whittingham

QPR see in 2019 at Aston Villa on New Year's Day. A tough game they'll do well to get anything from, but Rangers are in better shape than when they lost this time last year at Millwall.

Aston Villa (9-10-6, WDDLWD, 9th) v QPR (11-5-9, LLWWWD, 8th)

Lancashire and District Senior League >>> Tuesday January 1, 2019 >>> Kick off 15.00 >>> Weather – Bright and breezy >>> Villa Park, Birmingham

I spent the fortnightly ‘oh-my-God-what-have-I-done, oh-my-God-where’s-all-my-money-gone’ post-Crown and Sceptre Sunday morning Festival of Regret watching Crystal Palace v Chelsea this week. Well, I figured the self-loathing could do with a little top up (I hadn’t checked the previous night’s What’s App activity by this point) and, besides, the remote control was a good five and a half feet away and would have required a full roll and stretch to reach and put a much more pleasurable old episode of Air Crash Investigation on. So I stuck with it.

Crystal Palace, playing at home, started with nobody up front, and no real need for anybody there either given how often they moved the ball into the final third. Later, they brought on Conor Wickham, which is like having nobody up front but paying £50,000 a week for it. They didn’t score, registered just two shots on target, and reach the end of 2018 with a whopping five home goals all season. This doesn’t matter of course because they’re four points and four places away from the bottom three and not likely to end up there any time soon given the state of some of the teams below them. They are, very slowly, boring their way the completion of their mission, and the mission of two thirds of the team in the Premier League each season: bank the TV money, bank the revenue from the extortionately priced tickets, get to seventeenth, don’t whatever you do qualify for the Europa League, get out of both cups and get yourself off to Dubai for your lavish holidays.

It is “existence football” as Miguel Delaney from the Indy put it on Monday, and exactly what we’ve been banging about on here for years. Sport is supposed to be about medals, and trophies and achievement. What, exactly, is the point of all this, other than to make already rich people even wealthier still?

There’s been little sign of this filtering down in the Championship so far. Clubs with no parachute payments at all (Leeds, Sheffield United, Derby, Birmingham and Forest) or those in the final throws of them (Norwich, QPR) are competing for the top six positions while Swansea and Stoke, receiving the maximum amounts, are languishing in midtable. West Brom are the only one of last year’s relegated crop performing as their bank balance and spending power suggests they should. It is still possible – as we’ve seen at Sheff Utd, Huddersfield, Preston and Burnley – to go a long way in this league through running your club well, managing your team creatively, investing in infrastructure rather than wanker footballers and scouting players properly.

Whether that remains the case remains to be seen. The Premier League TV money is likely to become even more stratospheric when the big tech companies and Disney start eyeing rights that would make their SVoD services a must-have for football fans in this country and around the world, and with that will come bigger parachute payments and more clubs like Newcastle and Villa able to drop into our league and casually spend upwards of £10m each on three strikers and then, when they don’t work out, fork out the extortionate loan fees to cover those mistakes with the likes of Tammy Abraham anyway. Meanwhile clubs that try to keep up with that spend are hampered by Financial Fair Play legislation and should you shoot for the stars and fail to reach them you end up like Sheffield Wednesday and Birmingham surely shortly will be – under embargoes, and facing hefty point deductions.

If 'existence football' is to come to the Championship then Queens Park Rangers will have to work very hard not to be one of those clubs merely existing. As our parachute payments end next year, and assuming a surprise promotion doesn’t materialise this, all we can do is continue to try and do the right things we’ve been doing for the last three years under Lee Hoos and Les Ferdinand and hope it takes us where it took Huddersfield, Burnley and others.

Costs will have to come down again next year, and there’ll be some tough decisions to be made on contract renewals with several first team mainstays coming to the end of their current deals. We’ve relied heavily on the loan market this year, particularly up front where Nahki Wells has been heaven-sent, but there will be less money to spend on those temporary signings next year, and we’d be very lucky to get players of the quality and attitude of Wells, Tomer Hemed, Angel Rangel (slightly different I know) and Geoff Cameron again. Relying on loans is just as likely to land you with a half-arsed Marcus Bent or Tamas Priskin as it is a sublime player like Wells.

The rules on how many players Premier League clubs are allowed out on loan is changing too – the powers that be are trying to reduce it to six. Chelsea currently have more than 40 out and about and have 14 goalkeepers on their books and the rule change is designed to stop that stockpiling of talent. Hopefully it will flood the market with available players which could benefit us, but it will certainly make the ones they do loan out in future more expensive, and the competition to secure them fierce, which won’t. We’ve got three youth teamers now starting games regularly already, which is great progress, but we really are going to have to find some time to get some big minutes into the likes of Aremide Oteh, Paul Smyth, Bright Osayi-Samuel, Ilias Chair and others in the second half of the season because once the summer rocks round and the loans and contracts expire they’re going to be all we’ve got again.

But, on the positive side, QPR are clearly making steady progress in their recovery from years of ruinous management. The team is far better as 2018 turns to 2019 than it was on New Year’s Eve last year when Ian Holloway’s behaviour, antics and tactics in a 1-0 loss at Millwall finished him off in the eyes of many supporters and, crucially, several senior figures at the club. QPR were effectively looking for a new manager from that moment onwards and although he would say he kept the team midtable with a strike force of Matt Smith, Conor Washington and Idrissa Sylla while Steve McClaren has been allowed to add two strikers of a quality Holloway could only dream of having last season, his replacement has won more games, kept more clean sheets, and won more away games despite the loss of first choice defenders Nedum Onuoha and Jack Robinson and star goalkeeper Alex Smithies from last year’s line up. Toni Leistner has been an inspired signing, Joe Lumley goes from strength to strength.

I wrote this after that debacle at The Den, and while it was coloured by being forced to spend an hour in a cage after the match so Millwall can say matchday arrests are down and they’re the Family Club of the Year again, it’s clear that things weren’t terrific a year ago. They were, however, better than they’d been 12 months before that, and 12 months before that. That steady progress, at the same time as costs and the wage bill have had to be halved and halved again, is credit to the people running the club and is the only way we claw our way back out of the hole we dug for ourselves. Steady, sensible, calculated, incremental progress. There are challenges ahead next season in putting together a team even as good as the one we have now on less money and without these loan players, but I’m a good deal happier than I was 12 months ago, and in August for that matter.

Happier with this website as well, truth be told, while we’re in the mood for reflection. I feel like it’s had a bit of a return to form this season along with the team, and that’s been reflected in several lovely people taking time over Christmas to come up and say nice things to me in person at matches. Thanks for that, however mortally embarrassed I look I do appreciate it and it does mean a lot. While it’s all nonsense and frequently wrong and written from the point of view of a gobshite rather than anybody who knows anything about football it’s back to being something I would want to read myself. We’ve also added a couple of great columnists in Steve Hardy and Antti Heinola and we’re always looking for more.

That’s come with the return of a bit of confidence personally. It’s hard enough, particularly at this time of year when the games (and the loneliness) come so thick and fast, to sit here staring at a blank page every couple of nights and think of something to write when you’re restricted to Queens Park Rangers as a topic (not that we stay on topic very often of course). When you’re doing that while feeling shit about yourself and what you’re churning out it becomes doubly difficult and you end up slinging out any old bland rubbish. Nothing makes me feel quite as shit as QPR doing poorly, but there have been times in the past where social media has come close. There are people who exist there not to disagree with your point of view (which is fine) but to persistently, doggedly and determinedly come after, run down and bully people who, for whatever reason, want to run a website or a podcast about their club. It’s not enough for these people to disagree, and it’s apparently not an option for them to just avoid the output if they don’t like it - for them the enjoyment and the sport is in the constant drip, drip, drip of hostility towards people who support the same football club and whose only ‘crime’ is to be a regular guest on a weekly podcast, or run a blog for a few extra quid, or attend the fans forum, or sit on a committee trying to help the club in its new stadium efforts.

This drip, drip, drip comes constantly, day and night, piped into your phone, often waiting there for when you wake up. Any sort of response doubles, trebles and quadruples the flow. It’s weird behaviour, from weird people, to no apparent end other than to make the target feel miserable about themselves and the perpetrator, presumably, better about their own existence. We all, believe it or not, support the same club, but that “we’re all QPR aren’t we?” solidarity gets lost behind the need of some to be fucking vile to others.

I’ve seen it recently directed at others, but thankfully I no longer hear it myself. A New Year’s resolution this time last year to ignore/mute it all and just carry on regardless with what I want to do has slowly returned a bit of self-belief in what I’m writing, motivation to keep this site going, general happiness all round and the ability to sleep through the night. Hopefully you’re enjoying the results – the actual ones, and the stuff on here – as much as I am.

Happy New Year everybody and thanks for your support.

Links >>> Smith making progress – Interview >>> Trevor Francis hat trick – History >>> Linington in charge – Referee

Geoff Cameron Facts #19 – On a recent visit to The Lamb pub in Chichester, Geoff insisted on being allowed to throw a copper kettle over the roof using an official Territorial Army method which broke the previous record and shattered the windscreen of a nearby Kia Sportage.


Team News: Josh Scowen was fortunate not to be sent off for a second yellow card against Reading which ended up being attributed to Darnell Furlong. The Rat is never far from a moment of gratuitous violence and with Rangers missing Geoff Cameron through injury and Mass Luongo at the Asia Cup they’re only one such brain explosion away from facing a tough January with Jordan Cousins and one of the U23’s in central midfield. Consequently, sensibly, Ryan Manning has been recalled from a loan at Rotherham and is available for this one – more than likely on the bench with a start next week in the cup against Leeds one would think. Angel Rangel has had thigh surgery and Tomer Hemed an op on a hernia so they’re long term absentees. We’re offering a place on the QPR bench for any sighting of Sean Goss – don’t worry about it, you won’t get on.

Giant Croatian goalkeeper Lovre Kalinic has signed a deal with Villa which will be completed as soon as the transfer window reopens, but that’s not in time for this game. Meantime, current first choice Orjan Nyland has suffered an Achilles injury in training which means Mark Bunn will play against Rangers. Villa have also seen fit to recall Jed Steer from a season long loan deal at Charlton to sit on the bench for this one match – a real example of the haves and have nots in this division against a team that’s playing with its youth team graduate in goal with back up from Wycombe alum Matt Ingram and that’s your lot.

Jack Grealish is out with a shin injury – perhaps some shin pads for Christmas? Axel Tuanzebe (rust) and Neil Taylor (perforated self-esteem) are both missing from the defence so Tommy Elphick has been recalled from a loan at Hull – seemed a bit odd letting him go there in the first place to be honest given their struggles to find a competent partner for James Chester at centre half this season.

Elsewhere: Pressure apparently continues to mount on Aitor Karanka at Nottingham Trees, who lost 1-0 at Millwall Scholars on Saturday to go five games without a win and four without a goal. Not about to get any easier either, they face the Champions of Europe tomorrow (who, as we know, won the league back in August) and then Chelsea in the FA Cup on Saturday.

Leeds were actually beaten at the weekend, by the resurgent Allam Tigers who can continue their climb up the table with a home win against Bolton this weekend – best get those points piled up before somebody snaffles Jarrod Bowen in January and the money disappears to wherever Assem and Ehab put the cash from the sales of Robert Snodgrass (£7m), Harry Maguire (£17m), Tom Huddlestone (£2m), Jake Livermore (£10m), Andrew Robertson (£8m), Sam Clucas (£16.5m) and Ahmed Elmohamady (£1m) I reckon. Still, fit and proper owners according to the Football League.

That loss didn’t matter so much to Marcelo Bielsa’s league leaders though as Borussia Norwich’s policy of only starting to play in the final 30 minutes of games came a cropper when, via a floodlight failure delay, Frank Lampard’s Derby County decided to do the same thing and ended up winning 4-3 with two goals in extended injury time. Norwich will struggle to recover from that against Spartak Hounslow, who will be the best side they’ve faced all season buoyed by another moral victory (0-0) at Birmingham on Saturday. Frank Lampard’s Derby County, meanwhile, are at home to faltering Pulisball.

West Brom are calmly plodding along in third despite a 1-1 draw with Sheffield Owls at the weekend. They’re at the Mad Chicken Farmers this week, who have quietly slid down the table without anybody noticing in recent weeks, while the Owls can make it three wins from four under caretaker manager Lee Bullen if they beat Birmingham at Hillsborough. Gary Rowett is another manager being linked with the chop at Stoke after a defeat at Birmingham and 0-0 draw at Bolton which was every bit as good as was promised in the brochure. They have a tricky home one with Bristol City to start 2019 with.

It took Rotherham going down to nine men (no arguments with those red cards) at Ashton Gate to get City over the line at the weekend, and that result along with Bolton’s point means Paul Warne’s side are into the bottom three for the first time this season prior to hosting Preston Knob End. Below them, Ipswich Blue Sox are at home to fellow struggles Millwall Scolars and Reading will hope to continue their form from Saturday with a home game against a Swanselona side that’s lost five and drawn one of its last eight. Promotion chasing Sheffield Red Stripes are away to the Wigan Warriors.

Referee: Rangers have won eight and drawn two of their ten league matches with James Linington so far, including this season’s thrilling 3-2 home win against Brentford. They have lost twice to lower league teams in the cup under his watch mind, and will really have to go some to maintain the league record at Villa Park. Details here.


Villa: Aston Villa have only lost one of ten games since they were beaten 1-0 at Loftus Road – and they were leading that one 2-0 against Leeds here on December 23 before going down 3-2. They have only won one of the last five though, with three draws, and have conceded 15 goals in their last eight games, including five in one against Forest here so they are gettable at the back. At home they’ve only lost one of the last seven but have won none of their last three with draws against Stoke (2-2) and Forest (5-5) to go with the Leeds loss. Only third placed West Brom (53) have scored more than their 47 goals this season but you have to look down as far as Blackburn in fifteenth to find a team that’s conceded as many as Villa’s 38. Second bottom Reading have shipped 37, fourth bottom Bolton 32.

QPR: While disappointed not to win, Rangers did keep a third straight clean sheet against Reading at the weekend, the second time this season they’ve locked teams out for three consecutive games – Villa were involved in the first run with their 1-0 loss at Loftus Road following a 2-0 win at Ipswich and 3-0 at home to Sheffield Wednesday. Rangers have now kept ten clean sheets this season – which is their best run since they kept 17 in the 2013/14 promotion season, the last time Steve McClaren was involved in the club. Saturday’s man of the match Joe Lumley has kept 11 clean sheets from 21 appearances in all competitions this season – ten from 20 played in the league. Another game without defeat stretches the unbeaten record to four and means the R’s have only lost three of the last 15. Jake Bidwell, Ebere Eze and Luke Freeman are ever present in the league so far, with 25 starts each, with Toni Leistner one back on 24 and Joel Lynch on 23. QPR have won away games already this season compared to three in the whole of last – but one of those three was a 3-1 success at Villa Park in March.

Prediction: Congratulations to DanRanger who held off the challenge from DerbyHoop to top the Prediction League at Christmas – we’ll be in touch this week about your goodies from our generous sponsor The Art of Football. It’s tight at the top though so still plenty of time to overhaul Dan and be crowned overall winner in May. Get involved here or sample the merch from our sponsor’s QPR collection here. Reigning champion Elliott tells us…

“Reading was a funny old game. We had the best two chances yet we never really controlled the game. Due to McClaren not making any changes until the 90th minute, I expect some rotation for this one. We were very flat against Reading which is understandable considering we’ve played the same 11 for the majority of the Christmas period. We were absolutely fantastic against Villa at home but I think it’ll be very tough to repeat that here.”

Elliott’s Prediction: Villa 2-0 QPR. No scorer.

LFW’s Prediction: Villa 2-1 QPR. Scorer – Nahki Wells

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WokingR added 20:49 - Dec 31
I think I speak for everyone in saying "we f*cking love you Clive"
I also think I speak for everyone in saying let us know who's been pissing you off and we'll make the problem go away

ShotKneesHoop added 21:25 - Dec 31
Agreed, whatever the match result, if it's good, bad, indifferent, or a can't be arsed Redkbobb style effort, what Clive contributes to the LFW site always adds value plus some grins, which is the same as going to the dentist, you're glad it's over, whatever happens. Ignore the tw*ttish comments, Clive, as Bob Zimmerman says "if you're tangled up in blue and white hoops, you've got to keep on keeping on!". So - keep on doing it Clive.. can I nominate you for a Booker prize next year??

HastingsRanger added 21:42 - Dec 31
Clive, carry on regardless!! I frequently point non-QPR fans to this site, who have similar experiences at their non-Champions League and therefore inconsequential clubs and they love the read too.

Happy new year to all the LFW contributors.

PS If you need a piece on QPR 7-2 York City (1965), I can help.

Myke added 22:47 - Dec 31
Thanks Clive. A very insightful piece re Social Media 'contributors'. I received terrible personal abuse on the forum for daring to offer support to Ingram after the WBA game and as a result vowed to never visit the forum again. A decision that has left me very content. It is interesting that you feel that your decision to ignore the bile that is vomited (rather than dripped) from the various platforms has contributed to your increased sense of well-being. Interesting too that you feel your writing has improved as a consequence. I think there is little doubt that the quality of your submissions has been elevated this year, but I can honestly say I hadn't noticed that they had dipped last year when you were beset by self-doubt and subjected to moronic abuse. Like a quality team you were still able to produce the goods when not in top form.
I wish you all the best for 2019, may the quality of your work continue to rise in tandem with the fortunes of our little team. Like a bold child they seem to be finally starting to behave after years of mischief!
Best Wishes

LongsufferingR added 23:02 - Dec 31
Clive, I'm glad to hear that you're finding it easier to take these people for what they are and not to take any abuse personally. This is a tremendous site which must be a full time job in itself never mind the day job, and to keep it running with such brilliant research and fantastic articles, previews and reports is a huge task which we are all extremely grateful for.

Top man, top site, and chin up, we're all right behind you.

Grasshopper added 23:16 - Dec 31
Clive, take a look around other fan sites and you will see that we are very fortunate to be able to read such entertaining well written articles. This site is the first I come to because it’s the best. I cannot believe anyway would want to write any of the bile you received. Please keep going and I also never noticed any dip in form so you are almost certainly better than you think you are. Many thanks

enfieldargh added 23:58 - Dec 31
Clive you are a gargantuan of football writing and without this site I would probably get more work done.
Never give up and know that every article you publish on here gets better and better so much so that I fear one day you just wont have time for liddel ol us.

Happy New Year, the chains and shackles of 2018 are crumbling away as QPR, LFW make giant strides upwards COYR'S

snanker added 00:08 - Jan 1
Many many thanks again Clive for your ongoing efforts on this site and don't let the bastards get you into that morbid introspection mode too much as your excellent sense of humour leaves them for dead. Its a consequence of the 21st self centered century and ignoring their 5 minutes of sad ego filling should be par for the course. Not sure what 2019 will bring on the pitch but reckon you'll find most R's fans are hoping for a competitive tilt at the top 10 and daring to hallucinate a bit higher !! Al the best in the New Year to all

dsw2509 added 00:19 - Jan 1
As a former season ticket holder I have to say that your reports are the next best thing to being at the game. Happy new year and keep up the good work. We are lucky to have you.

Phil_i_P_Daddy added 00:42 - Jan 1
EVERY preview and report are eagerly awaited. Thank you, and keep up the good work 👍🏻

TacticalR added 01:00 - Jan 1
Thanks for your preview.

Sorry you are getting so much grief. Unfortunately even a little bit of fame can be quite costly (I think you said that you even have a stalker). I also understand how something that you choose to do and is normally enjoyable can become a bit of a millstone when you have to do it all the time and it suddenly feels too much like a job. That happens to all of us from time to time (although it doesn't show in your writing).

'Existence football'...the Premiership becomes ever more absurd, but it's only a reflection of an absurd society.

Anyway, back to Villa...I just had a look on the Birmingham Mail site, and as far as they're concerned it's Grealish that makes Villa tick.

CLAREMAN1995 added 01:12 - Jan 1
Another excellent and eye opening piece Clive not just about the players pulling on the jerseys each week.
Ironically after a year or 2 reading your writings and enjoying the humor and information they always provide it was your article after the Millwall fiasco and seeing how demoralized it left you that I signed up .For no other reason than to thank you for the superb work and to add my voice of encouragement .
Same again this year.Let no fu***r get under your skin its them that are miserable and letting true QPR Fans down with that cowardly behavior .
Happy New Year

timcocking added 01:41 - Jan 1
Your opinions are about football are usually spot on, one of the reasons LFW is so good. I can always trust your articles to get things right.

timcocking added 01:51 - Jan 1
Ps I know what you mean. Nowadays, most of the time i post, i make a point of not actually reading the replies. I know everything gets attacked by somebody, usually somebody who misunderstands the issue to begin with. Rather than get constantly angry with people, i just don't read them anymore.

BrisbaneR added 03:50 - Jan 1
Thanks for the preview and for sharing so honestly Clive - don't see that sort of honesty in many areas of the public eye very often, and like it or not, this site puts you in the public eye. The difference here though (well it should be) is that we're all R's, and we should look after our own - not agree with all the time, but still, look out for.

Thanks for persevering when it was difficult and for continuing to provide us with some of the best football writing anywhere - you are by far the bigger man

isawqpratwcity added 03:54 - Jan 1
Mate, I would really like some rich rellie to die and leave me some money (preferably without the police considering me a 'person of interest'), just so I could come over and have a couple of jars with you and a few other posters past and present.

Happy New Year, Clive.

Waithere added 07:45 - Jan 1
I hope you take solace from the wonderfully positive comments here Clive. Although I have never met you, your writings are so personal and honest, I feel that I know you pretty well. Like others, I look forward to your musings or reports as you like to call them. Enjoy 2019, surprise promotion? I'm not sure I could cope.

dixiedean added 08:05 - Jan 1
As a club we are incredibly fortunate to have your writing on this site and DT's amazing work on AKUTRs. Not being on social media other than FB I am blissfully unaware of what goes on there but it's a place which seems to attract its fair share of bellends . If they get off on knocking people it just shows what sad empty lives they lead . The supportive messages preceding mine are testimony to how real fans view your work and it would leave a big hole if LFW didn't exist. Even here you get the odd post like " Clive , I don't think X was worth a 7 if Y only got a 6" or " Clive, it was Scowen's pass not Freeman's " which must pi55 you off when you get that back from such pedants. Anyway long may you continue to have your LFW mojo and I hope you continue to enjoy writing it whilst entertaining and informing us .

Noelmc added 10:02 - Jan 1
I echo Dixie's comments that we are so lucky as a fan base to have you & DT providing us with such informative and entertaining reading. Just try and remember that it’s probably more than 95% of the site users think you are doing a fantastic job, but it’s often the critics who are most vocal as it’s far easier to criticise than create. Keep up the great work and have a terrific 2019. Catch up with you in the Crown soon.

LimpopoR added 10:09 - Jan 1
LFW keeps me sane when I pine for the R's whilst here in darkest Africa. Keep going Clive.

Antti_Heinola added 10:17 - Jan 1
Echo all these well deserved plaudits. The previews are always a huge pleasure to read and always brilliantly funny and thoughtful. The match reports are simply superb. I can’t get to away games and their detail is invaluable and always entertaining. You do an incredible job.

Spen added 10:27 - Jan 1
Clive, your articles are without doubt the most well written, honest, funny, and original reports I’ve ever come across and long may it continue.
Happy New Year and let’s hope the club can continue to exceed our expectations and give the play off positions a real go.

londonscottish added 10:55 - Jan 1
Happy New Year Clive.

Never argue with an idiots They just drag you down to their level.

Love reading your previews, oppo interviews and match reports.

It's just some of the best (football) writing out there full stop.

ShotKneesHoop added 11:09 - Jan 1
Clive, if all these positive comments don't convince you that 99% of the LFW readership really value your contribution and the humour and common sense you bring to the LFW site - then the !% who cause the aggro should be told to join the Chelscum site which is where knob ends like them belong.
Please keep on keeping on.


PinnerPaul added 11:17 - Jan 1
Having read all the above, have to say there are some pretty erudite posters on here as well!

Can only echo the thoughts of the above and say well done & thanks Clive for enjoyable material to read each and every week!

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