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Most annoying condition? 00:25 - Apr 11 with 4551 viewsSwanjaxs

Taking into respect the ageing years of most contributors of the site ... what's your most irritating ailment?
I'll kick this off by stating I once had.. many years ago elephanttitus 🐘 .... painful it was too ..
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You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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Most annoying condition? on 05:03 - Apr 11 with 3350 viewssquarebear

Irritating? It has to be my deteriorating memory. It’s so damned embarrassing.
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Most annoying condition? on 07:19 - Apr 11 with 3306 viewsdickythorpe

Slower metabolism. If I overeat especially later in the day I just feel too bloated to get off to sleep.
It really annoys me. You can feel the body working so much slower to digest.
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Most annoying condition? on 07:49 - Apr 11 with 3274 viewsHighjack

I keep tripping over my cock when I get out of the shower.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Most annoying condition? on 08:13 - Apr 11 with 3239 viewsItchySphincter

I appear to have developed some kind of eczema in my early forties, especially when using anti-bacterial soap, tears my hands to shreds, painful.

‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
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Most annoying condition? on 08:40 - Apr 11 with 3226 viewsPegojack

I strained my right achilles tendon a year or two ago and it just won't recover properly like it would when I was younger. Got a permanent slight lump there above the right heel and it aches during and after a long walk.
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Most annoying condition? on 08:42 - Apr 11 with 3225 viewssherpajacob

An irritating, annoying, whining noise in my ears.

The kids seem to like her though.

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Most annoying condition? on 09:26 - Apr 11 with 3199 viewsLeonWasGod

Most annoying condition? on 07:49 - Apr 11 by Highjack

I keep tripping over my cock when I get out of the shower.


Are you Joey Allen?

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Most annoying condition? on 10:26 - Apr 11 with 3163 viewsHighjack

Most annoying condition? on 09:26 - Apr 11 by LeonWasGod

Are you Joey Allen?



Sam Clucas is the biggest cock in that club.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Most annoying condition? on 10:54 - Apr 11 with 3132 viewsGreatBritton

Ah, a topic I could rant on for pages!

I'll be brief though. Flat feet, tinnitis, deafness (How is it that I'm hearing impaired but can hear my tinnitis clearly?), lower back pain, piles, tennis elbow (though I've never lifted a racket in anger), acid reflux. There's plenty more too.

But the worst? I wish I could say priapism, but it's not that. It's thwartedness. Thwart, thwart, thwart.
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Most annoying condition? on 13:10 - Apr 11 with 3075 viewsWarwickHunt

Most annoying condition? on 07:49 - Apr 11 by Highjack

I keep tripping over my cock when I get out of the shower.


Tell Jango to leave the room before you get out then.
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Most annoying condition? on 13:24 - Apr 11 with 3062 viewsBanosswan

Gout. Fckin gout.

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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Most annoying condition? on 16:28 - Apr 11 with 2994 viewsBrynCartwright

Not debilitating but anyone else have hairs growing out from the top ridge of their nose? Since about the age of about 40 I've had to shave my nose every couple of days. Gross.

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Most annoying condition? on 16:44 - Apr 11 with 2980 viewslifelong

Most annoying condition? on 13:24 - Apr 11 by Banosswan

Gout. Fckin gout.


Apple cider vinegar. 👍
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Most annoying condition? on 17:05 - Apr 11 with 2958 viewsPegojack

Most annoying condition? on 16:28 - Apr 11 by BrynCartwright

Not debilitating but anyone else have hairs growing out from the top ridge of their nose? Since about the age of about 40 I've had to shave my nose every couple of days. Gross.


No, but at the same time that it's vacated my head, its started growing out of my nose and ears like Japanese knotweed up a railway line.
What's that all about, then?
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Most annoying condition? on 17:26 - Apr 11 with 2940 viewsDyfnant

Most annoying condition? on 08:40 - Apr 11 by Pegojack

I strained my right achilles tendon a year or two ago and it just won't recover properly like it would when I was younger. Got a permanent slight lump there above the right heel and it aches during and after a long walk.


Sounds like the bursa’s inflamed. See your GP for blood works and see a podiatrist. Gel heel inserts have made a massive difference to me.

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Most annoying condition? on 18:32 - Apr 11 with 2883 viewscontroversial_jack

Most annoying condition? on 13:24 - Apr 11 by Banosswan

Gout. Fckin gout.


I had gout - horrible, but I take prescription allopurinol and haven't had a twinge for years.
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Most annoying condition? on 18:32 - Apr 11 with 2882 viewscontroversial_jack

Most annoying condition? on 16:44 - Apr 11 by lifelong

Apple cider vinegar. 👍


Doesn't work
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Most annoying condition? on 18:34 - Apr 11 with 2877 viewsBanosswan

Most annoying condition? on 18:32 - Apr 11 by controversial_jack

I had gout - horrible, but I take prescription allopurinol and haven't had a twinge for years.


I've been prescribed it and lost it. Need to go back to gp.

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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Most annoying condition? on 19:13 - Apr 11 with 2848 viewscontroversial_jack

Most annoying condition? on 18:34 - Apr 11 by Banosswan

I've been prescribed it and lost it. Need to go back to gp.


Do it asap. It works great for me - touch wood, I can eat and drink whatever i want. I was told it takes a few weeks to work and you can get gout before that happens, but less severe. It's worth a try as it's such a miserable condition to have. Good luck!
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Most annoying condition? on 20:39 - Apr 11 with 2803 viewsCooperman

Most annoying condition? on 13:24 - Apr 11 by Banosswan

Gout. Fckin gout.


Two pints of water before bed and sleep with your leg propped up on a pillar or two.

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Most annoying condition? on 20:45 - Apr 11 with 2796 viewsPegojack

Most annoying condition? on 20:39 - Apr 11 by Cooperman

Two pints of water before bed and sleep with your leg propped up on a pillar or two.


He's not a feckin contortionist, mun.
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Most annoying condition? on 21:08 - Apr 11 with 2762 viewsMuteswan

Most annoying condition? on 20:39 - Apr 11 by Cooperman

Two pints of water before bed and sleep with your leg propped up on a pillar or two.



These should be ok. 😉
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Most annoying condition? on 21:21 - Apr 11 with 2739 viewsCooperman

Most annoying condition? on 20:39 - Apr 11 by Cooperman

Two pints of water before bed and sleep with your leg propped up on a pillar or two.


Or a pillow will do.

My issue is with the ever deteriorating condition of my goggles.

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Most annoying condition? on 21:25 - Apr 11 with 2728 viewsDarran

Amputation can be a bit of a ćunt.

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Most annoying condition? on 22:54 - Apr 11 with 2592 viewsEbo

As I mentioned before - Sciatica. Thankfully it's been fine since Christmas although I had a teeny flair up yesterday. I found daily stretches and CBD oil really helped.

Thank you, goodnight and bollocks
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