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VAGINAL DRYNESS! 18:00 - Dec 20 with 2171 views

Imagine my delight whilst munching on a quick pizza earlier during Tipping Point, when my reverie was interrupted by an advert all about vaginal dryness by that old bag Jenny Eclair.

What are they going to be going on about next at dinner/tea-time?: clap ointment?

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VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 18:04 - Dec 20 with 1866 views

Catullus

The Bristol stool chart and what we need to check our poo for. Mind you, it's got to be better than a lot of other programmes.

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VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 18:04 - Dec 20 with 1866 views

Highjack

I’d rather watch Jenni eclair talk about her arid lady cave than watch five minutes of Tipping Point.

	The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 18:05 - Dec 20 with 1859 views

Highjack

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 18:04 - Dec 20 by Highjack
I’d rather watch Jenni eclair talk about her arid lady cave than watch five minutes of Tipping Point.

“Ooh look it’s close to the edge, is it going to drop? Come on machine. Oh yay it dropped. Thank you gravity.”

	The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 18:11 - Dec 20 with 1834 views

BrynCartwright

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 18:04 - Dec 20 by Highjack
I’d rather watch Jenni eclair talk about her arid lady cave than watch five minutes of Tipping Point.

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VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 18:15 - Dec 20 with 1816 views

lifelong

I don’t mind tipping point, not keen on cash trapped though.

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 18:16 - Dec 20 with 1813 views

theloneranger

There's some right dry cvnts on TV at the moment.

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VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 18:17 - Dec 20 with 1809 views

BrynCartwright

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 18:15 - Dec 20 by lifelong
I don’t mind tipping point, not keen on cash trapped though.

I also like Tipping Point, but the contestants tend to be thick as mince. Cash Trapped is an abomination.

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VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 18:23 - Dec 20 with 1786 views

Joe_bradshaw

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 18:04 - Dec 20 by Catullus
The Bristol stool chart and what we need to check our poo for. Mind you, it's got to be better than a lot of other programmes.

I used to have a mug with the Bristol stool chart on. It was almost enough to put me off my coffee.

As for Jenny Eclair, she obviously needs some lubric*nt.

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VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 19:01 - Dec 20 with 1722 views

swan65split

KY jelly. mind you dont drop it youll never be able too pick it up, it"ll be like a landed eel trying to catch it.
For all you classic car fans out there its also great for fitting rubber window seals and renewing window glass.

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VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 19:49 - Dec 20 with 1653 views

Pegojack

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 18:17 - Dec 20 by BrynCartwright
I also like Tipping Point, but the contestants tend to be thick as mince. Cash Trapped is an abomination.

I think they have to fail an IQ test before they can go on the show. It's designed to entertain Tory voters.

Sample question on tonight's show:
A restauranteur is a proprietor of what kind of catering establishment?

FFS....

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 20:41 - Dec 20 with 1575 views

monmouth

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 19:49 - Dec 20 by Pegojack
I think they have to fail an IQ test before they can go on the show. It's designed to entertain Tory voters. Sample question on tonight's show: A restauranteur is a proprietor of what kind of catering establishment? FFS....

Stop teasing, what's the answer?

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VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 20:45 - Dec 20 with 1565 views

WarwickHunt

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 20:41 - Dec 20 by monmouth
Stop teasing, what's the answer?

It’s like Only Connect on here tonight.

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 20:54 - Dec 20 with 1547 views

jackal

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 18:04 - Dec 20 by Highjack
I’d rather watch Jenni eclair talk about her arid lady cave than watch five minutes of Tipping Point.

Excellent post.

Talking of cvnts,I can't stand Ben Shepherd.

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 21:05 - Dec 20 with 1530 views

union_jack

A 4 counter jackpot tonight. A new record!

I wonder what’s more difficult...

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VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 21:08 - Dec 20 with 1516 views

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VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 18:04 - Dec 20 by Highjack
I’d rather watch Jenni eclair talk about her arid lady cave than watch five minutes of Tipping Point.

Funniest thing I've read in a while.
Top mark's pal.

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 21:11 - Dec 20 with 1507 views

Pegojack

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 20:41 - Dec 20 by monmouth
Stop teasing, what's the answer?

I don't know, what does "proprietor" mean?

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 21:37 - Dec 20 with 1455 views

Fireboy2

Once met jenny eclair on a train from preston, fvck me she was one miserable fvcker.

Mind you i was p!ssed

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VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 21:45 - Dec 20 with 1431 views

Highjack

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 21:37 - Dec 20 by Fireboy2
Once met jenny eclair on a train from preston, fvck me she was one miserable fvcker. Mind you i was p!ssed [Post edited 20 Dec 2019 21:54]

On a scale of 1-10 how dry would you say her vagina was?

	The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 21:47 - Dec 20 with 1425 views

Flashberryjack

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 21:45 - Dec 20 by Highjack
On a scale of 1-10 how dry would you say her vagina was?

Drier than an Arabs dap.

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VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 21:54 - Dec 20 with 1411 views

sainthelens

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 21:45 - Dec 20 by Highjack
On a scale of 1-10 how dry would you say her vagina was?

If she was a 10, are you by chance suggesting she was leaking?

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 22:21 - Dec 20 with 1373 views

swan65split

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 21:54 - Dec 20 by sainthelens
If she was a 10, are you by chance suggesting she was leaking?

If she was 10 she"d be a tenner lady .

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 06:39 - Dec 21 with 1219 views

Wanderer

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 22:21 - Dec 20 by swan65split
If she was 10 she"d be a tenner lady .

Crack of the day that.

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 12:13 - Dec 21 with 1036 views

NotLoyal

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 18:04 - Dec 20 by Highjack
I’d rather watch Jenni eclair talk about her arid lady cave than watch five minutes of Tipping Point.

Clout humidity is a topic quite often on my mind, the causes and more importantly the antidote. Tongue in cheek statements are not required.

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VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 14:43 - Dec 21 with 952 views

Highjack

Would having it steamed be of benefit to Ms Eclair? Seems to be all the rage these days.

	The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 23:19 - Dec 21 with 769 views

NotLoyal

VAGINAL DRYNESS! on 14:43 - Dec 21 by Highjack
Would having it steamed be of benefit to Ms Eclair? Seems to be all the rage these days.

A mate of mine rubbed butter on a 67 year olds clout once so he could gain entry. She was very thin as well, about 7 stone.
He was 20.
We still talk about it.

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