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Whats on your bedside cabinet? 20:25 - Feb 18 with 6471 viewsSgorioFruit

On SgorioFruit's bedside cabinet you will find the following

- a set of keys for the works van
- a small hand held radio scanner
- one fake plastic flower in a small vase
- a maltese marriage certificate framed
- a book about welsh freedom fighters of the 60s
- a book about welsh customs and traditions
- my iPhone 5 which plays the BBC world service in the evenings before I close my eyes

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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 20:27 - Feb 18 with 2555 viewsSwanjaxs

Dust... the missus is a lazy cow

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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 20:28 - Feb 18 with 2541 viewsjack2jack

Fvck all, don't have a bedside cabinet.😀
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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 20:30 - Feb 18 with 2538 viewsmonmouth

Anusol.

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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 20:31 - Feb 18 with 2521 viewsDr_Winston

A lamp and an alarm clock. Anything else seems excessive.

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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 20:33 - Feb 18 with 2505 viewsexiledclaseboy

Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 20:30 - Feb 18 by monmouth

Anusol.




A lamp and a glass of water.

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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 20:34 - Feb 18 with 2489 viewsjack2jack

Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 20:33 - Feb 18 by exiledclaseboy



A lamp and a glass of water.


Carefully ECB, electrics and water don't mix.😉
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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 20:36 - Feb 18 with 2484 viewsPhil_S

Lamp, alarm clock and my rocktape rock balls

And my mobile phones are nowhere near the bedroom
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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 20:39 - Feb 18 with 2469 viewsBanosswan

Lamp
Asthma inhaler
Wedding ring (I take it off and throw it in my sleep, which says a lot).

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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 20:48 - Feb 18 with 2449 viewsLoyal

A jar of petroleum jelly.
A long distance taken photo of Darran.
An anus relaxer ( pre 1996) with the buffalo horn tip.
Tv remote.
Several court summons for car parking at landore.
And my pride and joy - some pubic hair which I collected from the trough after Curt had a piss.Could be worth a mint in years to come.

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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 20:52 - Feb 18 with 2426 viewsDarran

Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 20:48 - Feb 18 by Loyal

A jar of petroleum jelly.
A long distance taken photo of Darran.
An anus relaxer ( pre 1996) with the buffalo horn tip.
Tv remote.
Several court summons for car parking at landore.
And my pride and joy - some pubic hair which I collected from the trough after Curt had a piss.Could be worth a mint in years to come.



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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 20:54 - Feb 18 with 2413 viewstrampie

Book of Welsh freedom fighters of the 60s, how cool is that.

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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 21:03 - Feb 18 with 2392 viewsWarwickHunt

Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 20:54 - Feb 18 by trampie

Book of Welsh freedom fighters of the 60s, how cool is that.


Not very. They lost.
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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 21:04 - Feb 18 with 2384 viewsItchySphincter

Personal DAB radio
Book
Lamp
Phone charger
Remote control
Bottle water
Wheatgrass powder
Antacids

Pretty standard stuff I should imagine. What's in the top drawer though is another matter.

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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 21:06 - Feb 18 with 2366 viewsjack2jack

Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 21:03 - Feb 18 by WarwickHunt

Not very. They lost.


3-0 aet if memory serves me right.😀
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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 21:07 - Feb 18 with 2360 viewsSwanjaxs

Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 21:03 - Feb 18 by WarwickHunt

Not very. They lost.


Hehe 😊

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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 21:41 - Feb 18 with 2305 viewsBrynCartwright

Pikey's is...

A hand embroidered mini sheet emblazoned with imaginary family coat of arms beneath...

Airfix model of Spitfire on a plinth.

Churchill/ Bulldog mash-up figurine in porcelain. (Doulton limited edition from Daily Mail special offer)

A copy of Rich Dad Poor Dad to motivate.

A framed picture of BoJo hanging from zip-wire waving Union Jacks.

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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 21:56 - Feb 18 with 2291 viewsjedijack

A lamp and a NFC tag.

It does however see a half drunk glass of milk and a chocolate wrapper quite regularly that I have no recollection putting there.
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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 22:06 - Feb 18 with 2275 viewsJACKMANANDBOY

George Orwell's 1984. 6 pages before I finish it!

A bit too close for comfort.

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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 22:08 - Feb 18 with 2265 viewsKilkennyjack

Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 21:03 - Feb 18 by WarwickHunt

Not very. They lost.


Its not over yet butt - beware y werin ......

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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 22:11 - Feb 18 with 2255 viewsDarran

A voodoo doll of perchrockjack.

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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 22:15 - Feb 18 with 2242 viewsKilkennyjack

Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 22:11 - Feb 18 by Darran

A voodoo doll of perchrockjack.


😂😂👏

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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 22:17 - Feb 18 with 2238 viewsoldcob

Lamp
Bottle of water
my specs
false teeth
hearing aids
there's more of me on the bedside table than in the bed.
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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 22:19 - Feb 18 with 2235 viewsWarwickHunt

Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 22:11 - Feb 18 by Darran

A voodoo doll of perchrockjack.


...and the framed bill of the lunch you paid for.


Thank fûck it wasn't Le Gavroche...
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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 22:20 - Feb 18 with 2224 viewsSwanjaxs

Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 22:19 - Feb 18 by WarwickHunt

...and the framed bill of the lunch you paid for.


Thank fûck it wasn't Le Gavroche...


Lunch? What lunch is this? .... I haven't heard 😂

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Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 22:27 - Feb 18 with 2208 viewsDarran

Whats on your bedside cabinet? on 22:19 - Feb 18 by WarwickHunt

...and the framed bill of the lunch you paid for.


Thank fûck it wasn't Le Gavroche...


It’s good you’re paying attention to my posts about the scum anyway Phil. One day you might pay more. Don’t make jokes where that filth is involved.

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