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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread 09:12 - Nov 3 with 13266 viewsNotLoyal

I’ve had emuff of this, doing these matchday things, this is a football match between the gentleman of Swansea and the cherry pickers of Muff. The winners get to run across the sandy Boscombe bay beach with the wind in their hair shouting ‘I’ve beaten a muff’ Games don’t get bigger than this one.



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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 09:51 - Nov 3 with 3937 viewsNotLoyal




Meet the mef for muff
Yep, it’s Tony Whosecoat back in charge for this one. Ex Swans goal keeper Constantine surname is on the flanks with a flag. Andy Davies is the fourth official, he was the ref at Coventry. He did a good job. Sam Lewis also plays guitar in pubs.

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Constantine Hatzidakis and Sam Lewis
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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 10:48 - Nov 3 with 3886 viewsonehunglow

Muff is a dirty word

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 12:07 - Nov 3 with 3867 viewsKeithHaynes

Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 10:48 - Nov 3 by onehunglow

Muff is a dirty word


Muff
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a tube made of fur or other warm material into which the hands are placed for warmth. 👍

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 12:42 - Nov 3 with 3840 viewsWhiterockin

Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 12:07 - Nov 3 by KeithHaynes

Muff
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a tube made of fur or other warm material into which the hands are placed for warmth. 👍


Sounds about right.
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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 13:15 - Nov 3 with 3789 viewsNotLoyal

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 13:54 - Nov 3 with 3751 viewsSirjohnalot

Muff isn’t a dirty word Blackadder….job is an absolutely filthy word
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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 17:00 - Nov 3 with 3640 viewsYrAlarch

Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 10:48 - Nov 3 by onehunglow

Muff is a dirty word


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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 18:28 - Nov 3 with 3570 viewsbuilthjack

Went there the year we came down. Huge car park next to the ground.
Nice for a weekend, but full of fogeys.

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 18:39 - Nov 3 with 3588 viewsKeithHaynes

Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 18:28 - Nov 3 by builthjack

Went there the year we came down. Huge car park next to the ground.
Nice for a weekend, but full of fogeys.


Car park ?
I remember that.
But what about the concourse ?

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 18:51 - Nov 3 with 3538 viewsbuilthjack

Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 18:39 - Nov 3 by KeithHaynes

Car park ?
I remember that.
But what about the concourse ?


Concourse not up to much.
But for this game Bournemouth are putting fencing up outside the away end and will have mobile bars and catering. Fill your boots boys and girls.

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 21:42 - Nov 3 with 3467 viewsKeithHaynes

Has Bournemouth on the split screen for the last fifteen.
Nothing there to worry the swans.
Lowe’s miss was comical.

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 22:00 - Nov 3 with 3408 viewsbuilthjack

Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 21:42 - Nov 3 by KeithHaynes

Has Bournemouth on the split screen for the last fifteen.
Nothing there to worry the swans.
Lowe’s miss was comical.


I fancy us to win this one. 1 - 3

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 23:13 - Nov 3 with 3354 viewsunion_jack

Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 22:00 - Nov 3 by builthjack

I fancy us to win this one. 1 - 3


I don't think Preston did us any favours tonight.

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 23:15 - Nov 3 with 3346 viewsKeithHaynes

Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 23:13 - Nov 3 by union_jack

I don't think Preston did us any favours tonight.


Yes, they will come out all guns blazing on Saturday.
But as long as we keep it right at the back, it should be ok.
As corny said, it’s a free hit this one.

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 23:41 - Nov 3 with 3315 viewsYouBackJastard

Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 21:42 - Nov 3 by KeithHaynes

Has Bournemouth on the split screen for the last fifteen.
Nothing there to worry the swans.
Lowe’s miss was comical.


Fantastic save from the Preston keeper to be fair.
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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 08:38 - Nov 4 with 3171 views1983

Bournemouth has a special place in my heart Circa 1989
Had sexy times with some bird from Wolverhampton in a car park near the beach then went to sleep under the pier woke up on a baking hot day to find out I had shit myself then had to go to the nearest bucket & spade shop to buy horrible multicoloured holiday shorts to go home in along with my shirt socks and slip on shoes...Oh how I laughed !

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 09:15 - Nov 4 with 3126 viewsbuilthjack

Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 08:38 - Nov 4 by 1983

Bournemouth has a special place in my heart Circa 1989
Had sexy times with some bird from Wolverhampton in a car park near the beach then went to sleep under the pier woke up on a baking hot day to find out I had shit myself then had to go to the nearest bucket & spade shop to buy horrible multicoloured holiday shorts to go home in along with my shirt socks and slip on shoes...Oh how I laughed !


At least you didnt shit on your shoes

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 09:22 - Nov 4 with 3141 viewsKeithHaynes

Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 08:38 - Nov 4 by 1983

Bournemouth has a special place in my heart Circa 1989
Had sexy times with some bird from Wolverhampton in a car park near the beach then went to sleep under the pier woke up on a baking hot day to find out I had shit myself then had to go to the nearest bucket & spade shop to buy horrible multicoloured holiday shorts to go home in along with my shirt socks and slip on shoes...Oh how I laughed !


She sounds a keeper.

Was it Rog freestone in drag ?

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 09:46 - Nov 4 with 3118 views1983

Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 09:22 - Nov 4 by KeithHaynes

She sounds a keeper.

Was it Rog freestone in drag ?


Thank god for no mobile phones or social media in those days as she was staying in some holiday park in Swanage I promised I would meet her the next night, the next night I was in Swansea in Ritz's with my shoes all shiny and ready to go and not one wiff of poo!

I might just swing by the pier just on the off chance she is still there.

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 09:47 - Nov 4 with 3116 viewsvetchonian

As said its free hit would have settled for 2 points from Cov and this..with Lowe playing for them we can expect the inevitable though it didnt happen with Gyorkes so who knows.

Given Preston did them last night shows tey are beatable and we should have our tails up and be full of confidence so heres hoping

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 09:55 - Nov 4 with 3102 views1983

Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 09:47 - Nov 4 by vetchonian

As said its free hit would have settled for 2 points from Cov and this..with Lowe playing for them we can expect the inevitable though it didnt happen with Gyorkes so who knows.

Given Preston did them last night shows tey are beatable and we should have our tails up and be full of confidence so heres hoping


How can you get 2 points from Coventry?
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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 10:53 - Nov 4 with 3058 viewsvetchonian

Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 09:55 - Nov 4 by 1983

How can you get 2 points from Coventry?
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I said Cov and this referring to the Bournemouth game

I would have been happy with 2 draws but we already have 3 points in the bag from Tuesday

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 10:58 - Nov 4 with 3054 views1983

Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 10:53 - Nov 4 by vetchonian

I said Cov and this referring to the Bournemouth game

I would have been happy with 2 draws but we already have 3 points in the bag from Tuesday


Roger that, sorry all that sea air!

Yes 2 draws I would have been happy with that aswell so a free spin of the dice on saturday

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 11:19 - Nov 4 with 3035 viewsKeithHaynes

Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 10:58 - Nov 4 by 1983

Roger that, sorry all that sea air!

Yes 2 draws I would have been happy with that aswell so a free spin of the dice on saturday


Wake up call for Bournemouth, it could affect them either way.
Go all out and forget their normal game to put the record straight.
Or do the normal on us.

Lowe to start.

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Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 11:31 - Nov 4 with 3025 viewsvetchonian

Bournemouth v Swansea City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 10:58 - Nov 4 by 1983

Roger that, sorry all that sea air!

Yes 2 draws I would have been happy with that aswell so a free spin of the dice on saturday


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