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Patronising song lyrics. 09:58 - Jun 3 with 4711 viewsMick_S

This was done a few years ago on the wireless by Danny Baker.

Elton John -" Your song."

If I was a sculptor
But then again no

Not very nice, is it?

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Patronising song lyrics. on 00:57 - Jun 4 with 1359 viewsLythamR

Patronising song lyrics. on 23:26 - Jun 3 by VancouverHoop

Van Gogh's work has been internationally recognized since – at the least – the inter-war period. This was substantially due to Theo van Gogh's wife, Johanna van Gogh-Bonger. Who was left virtually penniless after her husband died. She had inherited hundreds of her brother-in-law's paintings however, and spent the rest of her life publicising him, and his work. She also translated the two brother's correspondence into English, which more than anything, built his reputation outside a small group of collectors in Europe.

By the 1950s van Gogh's work, was known internationally
The first of many films based on his life, Lust for Life, starring Kirk Douglas was released in 1956. The Netherlands has several museums devoted to his work, the earliest opened in the early 1950s, the largest in 1973.

I genuinely don't want to diminish your enjoyment of the song nor, even more, van Gogh's painting. However it simply isn't true that his work wasn't widely appreciated before then.


Yes, I didnt mean to suggest he was unknown or not appreciated before the release of the song, just that the song has introduced more people to his talents and art generally than might have been otherwise and that was a positive thing
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Patronising song lyrics. on 09:03 - Jun 4 with 1289 viewsMick_S

"Woman."

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Patronising song lyrics. on 13:12 - Jun 4 with 1213 viewsheadhoops

Turning Japanese by the Vapours.

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Patronising song lyrics. on 13:19 - Jun 4 with 1206 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Oh, she may be weary
Young girls they do get weary
Wearing that same old shaggy dress, yeah yeah
But when she gets weary
Try a little tenderness, yeah yeah

You know she's waiting
Just anticipating
For things that she'll never, never, never, never possess, yeah yeah
But while she's there waiting, without them
Try a little tenderness [(that's all you gotta do)]

It's not just sentimental, no, no, no
She has her grief and care, yeah yeah yeah
But the soft words, they are spoke so gentle, yeah
It makes it easier, easier to bear, yeah

You won't regret it, no, no
Some girls they don't forget it
Love is their only happiness, yeah
But it's all so easy
All you gotta do is try, try a little tenderness, yeah
All you gotta do is, man, hold her where you want her

There it is, lads - Otis telling us that being tender to the poor wimmin is not just nice but it's clever, too.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Patronising song lyrics. on 14:51 - Jun 4 with 1156 viewsMrSheen

Patronising song lyrics. on 13:19 - Jun 4 by BrianMcCarthy

Oh, she may be weary
Young girls they do get weary
Wearing that same old shaggy dress, yeah yeah
But when she gets weary
Try a little tenderness, yeah yeah

You know she's waiting
Just anticipating
For things that she'll never, never, never, never possess, yeah yeah
But while she's there waiting, without them
Try a little tenderness [(that's all you gotta do)]

It's not just sentimental, no, no, no
She has her grief and care, yeah yeah yeah
But the soft words, they are spoke so gentle, yeah
It makes it easier, easier to bear, yeah

You won't regret it, no, no
Some girls they don't forget it
Love is their only happiness, yeah
But it's all so easy
All you gotta do is try, try a little tenderness, yeah
All you gotta do is, man, hold her where you want her

There it is, lads - Otis telling us that being tender to the poor wimmin is not just nice but it's clever, too.


When you look like I do Brian, you'll try anything.
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Patronising song lyrics. on 14:58 - Jun 4 with 1150 viewsRassilon

Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton
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Patronising song lyrics. on 15:27 - Jun 4 with 1123 viewsted_hendrix

"My love must be a kind of blind love
I can't see anyone but you.

Are the stars out tonight
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright
I only have eyes for you dear"

Yea right enough already.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Patronising song lyrics. on 18:25 - Jun 4 with 1071 viewsR_from_afar

"Turned on the radio tonight
And I was overwhelmed with sh1te
I got so numb I couldn't fight".

Ride - I don't know where it comes from

Hmm, I have always found those lyrics rather annoying, the sound of a band building a cosy greenhouse before starting to hurl large pebbles at each other. Don't get me wrong, I love some of their work but Ride have churned out more than a few ropey dirges with dodgy vocal - cough - harmonies.

Setting themselves up for an almighty fall with conceited nonsense like the above lyrics.

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Patronising song lyrics. on 21:24 - Jun 4 with 1014 viewsDannyPaddox

Patronising song lyrics. on 15:27 - Jun 4 by ted_hendrix

"My love must be a kind of blind love
I can't see anyone but you.

Are the stars out tonight
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright
I only have eyes for you dear"

Yea right enough already.


The original version by the Flamingos is a very special piece of music. Wonderful songwriting but the lyric that always irks me is:

I don't know if we're in a garden
Or on a crowded avenue


Ok I get that your lover has monopolised your eyesight but surely distinguishing between a garden and a crowded avenue is down to your hearing and/or olfactory senses.
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Patronising song lyrics. on 21:55 - Jun 4 with 997 viewsBoston

YES, we have no bananas.....

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Patronising song lyrics. on 23:50 - Jun 4 with 971 viewsCiderwithRsie

Patronising song lyrics. on 09:03 - Jun 4 by Mick_S

"Woman."


God, yes.

Lennon was a genius but also a dick in many ways.

"Imagine no possessions, I wonder if you can?" is not only patronising but hypocritical coming from a multi-millionaire (and while he didn't write Taxman, it's one of the very very few Harrison songs that he and McCartney allowed onto a disc) and the video filmed in a sodding great mansion was just taking the piss.
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Patronising song lyrics. on 00:07 - Jun 5 with 967 views100percent

Absolutely love Burt Bacharach and Hal David but fck me.........

Hey! Little Girl
Comb your hair, fix your makeup
Soon he will open the door
Don't think because there's a ring on your finger
You needn't try anymore
For wives should always be lovers too
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you
I'm warning you
Day after day
There are girls at the office
And men will always be men
Don't send him off with your hair still in curlers
You may not see him again
For wives should always be lovers too
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you
He's almost…
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Patronising song lyrics. on 00:35 - Jun 5 with 961 viewsDannyPaddox

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect?
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place


Ah fcuk off ya cünt!
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Patronising song lyrics. on 09:51 - Jun 5 with 916 viewsMick_S

Patronising song lyrics. on 00:35 - Jun 5 by DannyPaddox

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect?
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place


Ah fcuk off ya cünt!




You face.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Patronising song lyrics. on 14:25 - Jun 5 with 854 viewsCamberleyR

I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Don't be sad, 'cos two out of three ain't bad."

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Patronising song lyrics. on 14:35 - Jun 5 with 849 viewsrunningman75

"And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time ".
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Patronising song lyrics. on 14:48 - Jun 5 with 834 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

The Mamas and the Papas - Words of Love

“You oughta know by now
You oughta know, you oughta know by now
Words of love, soft and tender
Won't win a girls heart anymore
If you love her then you must send her
Somewhere where she's never been before
Worn out phrases and longing gazes
Won't get you where you want to go”

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Patronising song lyrics. on 06:58 - Jun 6 with 725 viewssmegma

Patronising song lyrics. on 00:35 - Jun 5 by DannyPaddox

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect?
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place


Ah fcuk off ya cünt!


I'm trying hard not to laugh but it's not possible.

Anyone know what 'tooth abcess ' is in Spanish/Portuguese??
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Patronising song lyrics. on 08:50 - Jun 6 with 698 viewsMick_S

Patronising song lyrics. on 06:58 - Jun 6 by smegma

I'm trying hard not to laugh but it's not possible.

Anyone know what 'tooth abcess ' is in Spanish/Portuguese??


It's absesco.

Definitely not estupendo.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Patronising song lyrics. on 13:32 - Jun 6 with 635 viewsDiscodroids

'What about me? Well, I'll find someone that's not going cheap in the sales,
A nice little housewife, who'll give me a steady life and won't keep going off the rails'.

Patronising perhaps but absolute Beauty from Marc Almond.

I could have done with a nice little housewife in the 90's and early noughties when out of my fu ckin nut on booze, gear and brasses in the bermuda triangle of the chalk striped EC3M dojo of the city.

This lyric always resonates with me, even looking back 20 years later. No self worth and submerging it all in Yayo, filthy booze and cheap hedonistic thrills to fill a chasm void.

Luckily, a 'nice little housewife' showed up in 2006 and sorted me right out!
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"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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Patronising song lyrics. on 21:15 - Jun 6 with 551 viewsted_hendrix

I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I roller-skated to your door at daylight
It almost seems like you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you've got something I need

I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car
Don't go so fast, but I go pretty far
For somebody who don't drive, I've been all around the world
Some people say I've done all right for a girl

I asked your mother if you were at home
She said yes, but you weren't alone
Sometimes I think you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you've got something I need

I've been lookin' around awhile
You've got something for me
Well, I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Patronising song lyrics. on 22:34 - Jun 6 with 524 viewsmarkrtid

I don't know about patronising but this song has always made me cringe.

Feux rapping in Nena Cherry's Buffalo Stance.
I wish bbc6 music would stop playing it.

What is he like? What's he like anyway?
Yo man what do you expect, the guy's a gigolo man
You know what I mean?
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