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Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 189928 viewsDiscodroid

state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.



evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.

and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.




musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
[Post edited 10 Jun 2014 12:29]

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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Random irritations.. on 09:53 - Jun 10 with 20935 viewsAunt_Nelly

Halal meat served at schools and hospitals.

Michael Gove and Teresa May.

EE customer services.

Surrey.

ITV.
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Random irritations.. on 10:07 - Jun 10 with 20848 viewsDiscodroid

Blokes driving convertible Minis.

dog walkers who stop you and go on endlessly about their dogs.

this picture of mickey norcross and calum ( the long shanks ) best from the weekend just gone at the sugar hut, towie land, brentwood.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BprvOsOIEAAMBDe.jpg:large

people tweeting, 'smashed it' when they have been to the gym and people giving it 567 'likes' whatever that means....also who gives a fu ck if someone has been to the gym?

joey essex being at number one with his auto bio. i weep.

music feativals charging you £5 for a can of luke warm carlsberg

fray bentos pies still being sold in the 21 st century

Catching your thumbnail on a door handle and lifting 50% of it several millimetres off your actual thumb...

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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Random irritations.. on 10:21 - Jun 10 with 20878 viewsizlingtonhoop

Jenson Button advertising mortgages as he certainly doesn't need one.

Likewise Specsavers posters where the model clearly has no lenses in the frames

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Random irritations.. on 10:30 - Jun 10 with 20845 viewsRANGERS4EVER

People who make a living for being complete idiots such as Big Brother

Poll: Who would you most like to see at QPR?

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Random irritations.. on 10:44 - Jun 10 with 20823 viewsstevec

Putting your name on the club seat, I F'KIN KNOW WHO I AM !!!!
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Random irritations.. on 10:51 - Jun 10 with 20705 viewsjohann28

Aggressive people on the street -eg

* 'Born again' Christians
* Charity workers
* Big Issue salespeople
* People doing surveys
* People trying to get you to sign various petitions
* People trying to get you buy random newspapers for various groups
etc

is it my imagination or are they growing in numbers &/or getting more aggressive?
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Random irritations.. on 10:52 - Jun 10 with 20699 viewspaulparker

olly facking Murrs telling me how England one the world cup in 66 - Kunt

Robbie W

“I wipe my ass with your feelings.” (Tony Soprano )

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Random irritations.. on 10:53 - Jun 10 with 20642 viewsDiscodroid

THOSE FCKING CNTING BT ADverts.

Esp those ones feat that cnt kris marshall, Playing the warm ,caring step dad.
while the natural father in the ads Is portrayed as a CNT.
the knowing looks from this creepy spackoid saying '"dont worry kids,this man that brought you up and provided for you all his life, will soon be leaving. you only have to see him once a month as your mother decided she would rather suck my cock"

. "dont worry step daughter i will train you ALSO in the art of fellatio. and as for your adolesecnt , confused brother , once i have blurted my load in your mother and sister perhaps i shall bestow upon you, my special attentions.

or something like that,i dont know, im just glad they have been replaced by the ones with the wacky students.
[Post edited 10 Jun 2014 10:54]

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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Random irritations.. on 11:00 - Jun 10 with 20660 viewspaulparker

Random irritations.. on 10:52 - Jun 10 by paulparker

olly facking Murrs telling me how England one the world cup in 66 - Kunt

Robbie W


Sorry I will continue

Robbie Williams , Johnny Wilkes, Marvin From JLS and other nobodies on soccer aid feck off

Helen Chamberlain acting like she is 18 on soccer am- give it up

People who join motorways and duel carriage ways doing 20 mph when im stuck behind

Pitbull the rapper/ come producer - just die

tony & cherrie blair - see above

people who when im in the pub watching the football insist on putting on the rugby
cos its saints against quinns whilst sitting there drinking a coke ,

“I wipe my ass with your feelings.” (Tony Soprano )

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Random irritations.. on 11:00 - Jun 10 with 20660 viewsexiled_dictator

Random irritations.. on 10:53 - Jun 10 by Discodroid

THOSE FCKING CNTING BT ADverts.

Esp those ones feat that cnt kris marshall, Playing the warm ,caring step dad.
while the natural father in the ads Is portrayed as a CNT.
the knowing looks from this creepy spackoid saying '"dont worry kids,this man that brought you up and provided for you all his life, will soon be leaving. you only have to see him once a month as your mother decided she would rather suck my cock"

. "dont worry step daughter i will train you ALSO in the art of fellatio. and as for your adolesecnt , confused brother , once i have blurted my load in your mother and sister perhaps i shall bestow upon you, my special attentions.

or something like that,i dont know, im just glad they have been replaced by the ones with the wacky students.
[Post edited 10 Jun 2014 10:54]


blimey disco !!
do you not think you need new glasses, or even glasses if that's what you see in a bt advert?
or maybe a lie down on uncle rolf's couch?

It's not what you've got; it's where you stick it.
Poll: Climate Change

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Random irritations.. on 11:07 - Jun 10 with 20597 viewsDiscodroid

hehehehe

i think that was one of my earlier rants when the medication wasnt quite right!!

how about

white poppys on rememberance day and the those who wear them on their hip,sleeve,knob, anywhere but their lapel as a fashion statement.

anyone under 30, you simply have'nt served your apprentership in drink and heavily cut drugs.

anyone who dosent fit in with discodroids plans*

*i have no plans
[Post edited 10 Jun 2014 11:13]

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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Random irritations.. on 11:12 - Jun 10 with 20617 viewsBluce_Ree

Cyclists who ride on the pavement. Horrible, antisocial c**ts. I hope you crash into a lamp post, fall into the street and get run over by a truck carrying lots of bikes.

BMW drivers. To a man you are all c**ts. Owning one of those cars instantly makes you a discourteous pr1ck. I don't even know why.

People who don't say thanks when you hold a door open for them. Literally I hope the next door you go through is on an ambulance.

People, no... IDIOTS, who go on flights with babies. The f**k you doing? They should take away your passport for four years when you have a kid. That kid does not need to be in a plane. I f**king want to cry in a plane. Your toddler is wondering why their f**king head feels like it is imploding and the air is roaring. No wonder it's going to cry for the entire f**king flight. It's a baby. It doesn't need to go abroad. Ever.

Anyone who puts a flag on their house. Leave your stupid shit inside. I don't care what the flag says. Stop making a show of yourself.

People who put big signs saying things like 'HAPPY 21ST KEVIN' on roundabouts. Firstly, no one gives a solitary f**k about you or your family. Secondly, why do you f*ckwits never tidy that shit up? A month later and your sign, invariably a white sheet with marker pen on it, is a muddled mess that's messing up the joint. Take some responsibility.

You know when someone dies outside? Put your flowers at their grave. Don't leave them outside some poor guy's house. I live in fear that some joyrider is going to kill themselves outside my house and I'm going to have week old dead flowers chained to my gate for eternity.

Any advert that takes an old song and reworks the lyrics. Music, even shit music, isn't for that. And why is it usually a slow, breathy acoustic version by a female singer.

Football fans who whine about footballers flipping them off. You've spent the entire match calling that player a c*nt and flinging coins at him. He should be allowed to come up and punch you.

People who try to tell me about X Factor/Britain's Got C*nts. Shut up. Lose my number.

Young people. 'the f**k you mean? "Who is Rik Mayall?" Shut the f**k up and learn something.

Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah. His crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
Poll: How far will we extend the away losses record?

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Random irritations.. on 11:14 - Jun 10 with 20573 viewsDiscodroid

Random irritations.. on 11:12 - Jun 10 by Bluce_Ree

Cyclists who ride on the pavement. Horrible, antisocial c**ts. I hope you crash into a lamp post, fall into the street and get run over by a truck carrying lots of bikes.

BMW drivers. To a man you are all c**ts. Owning one of those cars instantly makes you a discourteous pr1ck. I don't even know why.

People who don't say thanks when you hold a door open for them. Literally I hope the next door you go through is on an ambulance.

People, no... IDIOTS, who go on flights with babies. The f**k you doing? They should take away your passport for four years when you have a kid. That kid does not need to be in a plane. I f**king want to cry in a plane. Your toddler is wondering why their f**king head feels like it is imploding and the air is roaring. No wonder it's going to cry for the entire f**king flight. It's a baby. It doesn't need to go abroad. Ever.

Anyone who puts a flag on their house. Leave your stupid shit inside. I don't care what the flag says. Stop making a show of yourself.

People who put big signs saying things like 'HAPPY 21ST KEVIN' on roundabouts. Firstly, no one gives a solitary f**k about you or your family. Secondly, why do you f*ckwits never tidy that shit up? A month later and your sign, invariably a white sheet with marker pen on it, is a muddled mess that's messing up the joint. Take some responsibility.

You know when someone dies outside? Put your flowers at their grave. Don't leave them outside some poor guy's house. I live in fear that some joyrider is going to kill themselves outside my house and I'm going to have week old dead flowers chained to my gate for eternity.

Any advert that takes an old song and reworks the lyrics. Music, even shit music, isn't for that. And why is it usually a slow, breathy acoustic version by a female singer.

Football fans who whine about footballers flipping them off. You've spent the entire match calling that player a c*nt and flinging coins at him. He should be allowed to come up and punch you.

People who try to tell me about X Factor/Britain's Got C*nts. Shut up. Lose my number.

Young people. 'the f**k you mean? "Who is Rik Mayall?" Shut the f**k up and learn something.


hahahahahahahahamlol!!!!!! i cant breathe hahahahaha.

a self righteous chiv to 'em all bluce!!!!!!.

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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Random irritations.. on 11:19 - Jun 10 with 20613 viewsexiled_dictator

AUDI & MINI drivers

Anyone who goes on a talent show to get rich & famous

Dog owners who allow their dogs to $hit on pavements & never clean it up

People over 30 who wear white trainers. What, you didn't qualify as a wildcard for Wimbledon?

People who drive really fast in built-up areas, and cannot be arsed to focus on the driving, rather their phone, the radio, facebook or the girl with the low cut top

It's not what you've got; it's where you stick it.
Poll: Climate Change

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Random irritations.. on 11:27 - Jun 10 with 20580 viewsMetallica_Hoop

No ale on tap.

The EU

Queuing more than 5 mins for a beer.

Record company sponsored 'boy band' metal.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Random irritations.. on 11:33 - Jun 10 with 20564 viewsDoughnut

The Whole f****ng country......basically!!
Oh and people who say basically! !!
Use of the word 'inappropriate'! So 'Blair-cafe culture'
Lots of 'issues' to work through on this one.
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Random irritations.. on 11:34 - Jun 10 with 20510 viewsDiscodroid

dave b dressed in white safari suit , with medallion on top of a white roll neck , holding an ivory walking stick in the shape of dave sexton, in his yacht full of supermodels, cocaine, illegal fireworks , fine wines and german 70's porn , moored off the coast of the tangiers .

possibly in a throne made of jim gregorys hallowed bones or david bulstrodes.

playing strip poker with qpr super hunks akos buzacky and kevin doyle

damn him!!!
[Post edited 10 Jun 2014 11:37]

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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Random irritations.. on 11:38 - Jun 10 with 20544 viewsHantsR

Footballers who feign injury to try and get game stopped 'cos they've screwed up by joining the attack and left their defence vulnerable e.g. away game at Leicester!

Motorists who don't bother to use indicators. I used to find it quite useful to know that someone was about to change lanes on motorway or leave a roundabout. The expression 'duel (sic) carriageway' used by an earlier poster was possibly a Freudian slip illustrating what can happen?

People who can't use apostrophes properly, e.g write, "cast's of musicals"

Celebrities (allegedly) being sent round the world and telling me very tearfully what I already know, because I've been there, working for a living!

Use of inflexion at end of sentence as promoted by Australians? High rising terminals I am told - anyway, makes you sound as though you're not sure of what you just said (?)

...also faux- Jamaican accents. Leave them in Jamaica, thanks.

Joey Barton - he should have nutted that stupid UKIP woman on BBC QT

Poll: Who's the Guy on the bonfire on Nov 5th?

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Random irritations.. on 11:39 - Jun 10 with 20539 viewsizlingtonhoop

The use of 'to be fair' to start sentences, when what is meant is 'as a matter of fact', or 'in all honesty' or 'I think you'll find'... etc

Oh yeah, and 'of' when it should be 've, i.e. short for have.
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Random irritations.. on 11:42 - Jun 10 with 20527 viewsloftboy

Random irritations.. on 10:52 - Jun 10 by paulparker

olly facking Murrs telling me how England one the world cup in 66 - Kunt

Robbie W


People who spell won as one

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
Poll: France or Croatia

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Random irritations.. on 11:45 - Jun 10 with 20511 viewsizlingtonhoop

Andy Townsend
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Random irritations.. on 11:47 - Jun 10 with 20507 viewsWokingR

Indicators on taxis
Everyone knows by now that all taxi drivers own the road and should never be expected to use an indicator for the benefit of anyone else who should not be on their road in the first place.
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Random irritations.. on 11:47 - Jun 10 with 20452 viewsDiscodroid

Random irritations.. on 11:39 - Jun 10 by izlingtonhoop

The use of 'to be fair' to start sentences, when what is meant is 'as a matter of fact', or 'in all honesty' or 'I think you'll find'... etc

Oh yeah, and 'of' when it should be 've, i.e. short for have.
[Post edited 10 Jun 2014 11:41]


yes!!! the following phrases;

"at the end of the day"

"i must be honest with you"

and my fav.."im not going to lie"..a prerequisite, surely

my spelling/punctuation and comprehension, for shame...
[Post edited 10 Jun 2014 11:48]

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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Random irritations.. on 11:52 - Jun 10 with 20481 viewspaulparker

Random irritations.. on 11:42 - Jun 10 by loftboy

People who spell won as one


People who try to correct others over trivial matters

“I wipe my ass with your feelings.” (Tony Soprano )

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Random irritations.. on 11:56 - Jun 10 with 20420 viewsHantsR

Random irritations.. on 11:45 - Jun 10 by izlingtonhoop

Andy Townsend


I'll raise you one...Andy Hinchcliffe!

Poll: Who's the Guy on the bonfire on Nov 5th?

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