| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 1113950 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 12:27 - Nov 15 with 3446 views | johann28 |
RIP to a friend of mine. He was sent out to pick up some sewing thread for his wife, but he never returned - he just went to the pub and drank himself senseless.
Gone, but not for cotton. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:10 - Nov 15 with 3295 views | Boston |
| Corny Joke Warning on 12:27 - Nov 15 by johann28 |
RIP to a friend of mine. He was sent out to pick up some sewing thread for his wife, but he never returned - he just went to the pub and drank himself senseless.
Gone, but not for cotton. |
Unable to weave his way home😕 | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:50 - Nov 15 with 3183 views | johann28 |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:10 - Nov 15 by Boston |
Unable to weave his way home😕 |
That's another thread, I fear | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 16:46 - Nov 16 with 3015 views | Lblock |
I lost three fingers on my right hand.
I asked the Doctor “Will I still be able to write with it?”
He said “Yes, but I wouldn’t count on it” |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 18:23 - Nov 16 with 2931 views | Boston |
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...Geordie, rolling down a hill. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 18:30 - Nov 16 with 2911 views | Boston |
What do ya do when your pitch is flooded?
Send on the subs. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:06 - Nov 18 with 2624 views | johann28 |
Jesus, what a world we live in. Our local pet shop was broken into last night - windows broken, various items stolen, cash registers all taken.
Police hopeless as ever. Still looking for leads. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:04 - Nov 20 with 2365 views | Lblock |
Just finished reading an excellent book called "Fights on a Narrowboat"
It’s by R.G. Bargee | |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:48 - Nov 23 with 2070 views | stowmarketrange |
Here it is. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:37 - Nov 23 with 1881 views | Dorse |
Dad: What's the difference between toilet paper and curtains?
Son: I don't know...
Dad: SO IT WAS YOU!!!! |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:49 - Nov 23 with 1811 views | colinallcars |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:04 - Nov 20 by Lblock |
Just finished reading an excellent book called "Fights on a Narrowboat"
It’s by R.G. Bargee |
I know his brother Onion. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 10:01 - Nov 24 with 1646 views | ChrisNW6 |
Apologies if a Spackman
I was so bored this morning that I changed all the wrappers around on the sweets in a tin of Celebrations.
The wife is not happy as she's now got her Snickers in a Twix | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 22:30 - Nov 25 with 1383 views | TwoHalves |
As a professional taxi driver I have a duty of care to my passengers. Consequently I make it my business to be aware of the rules for motorists, cyclists and pedestrians, as defined in the Highway Code, and with particular regard to members of the public. Nevertheless I recently decided to dispense with my rear-view mirror. It had been installed in a particularly awkward position and was interfering with my view of the road ahead. It’s been so liberating! In fact I haven’t looked back since. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 02:05 - Nov 26 with 1291 views | TwoHalves |
My brother and I are conjoined twins, fused together at the lower leg between the ankle and knee. I say it’s the fibula, but he insists it’s the tibia. It’s become a real bone of contention between us. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 02:12 - Nov 26 with 1285 views | TwoHalves |
I sometimes think I’d get more enjoyment out of life if I was more adventurous. I was recently offered the chance to circumnavigate the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 11:13 - Nov 26 with 1184 views | Lblock |
What do you call a Butcher who has been knighted?
Sir Loin [Post edited 26 Nov 12:37]
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| Corny Joke Warning on 14:09 - Nov 26 with 1092 views | TwoHalves |
When my nephew was little, and dinosaur mad, my dad always asked him if he’d heard about the one-eyed dinosaur. ‘No, what’s it called?’, the lad always asked. ‘Dyerthinkhesaurus’, came the inevitable reply. He’s 22 now but I’m still not sure he gets it. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 23:01 - Dec 1 with 738 views | loftboy |
Bumped for Digswell |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 23:36 - Dec 1 with 691 views | TwoHalves |
| Corny Joke Warning on 23:01 - Dec 1 by loftboy |
Bumped for Digswell |
Careful what you wish for, Digswell. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 06:39 - Dec 2 with 588 views | Dorse |
Many years ago, I went out with this girl who wouldn't stop counting.I often wonder what she's up to now. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:28 - Dec 2 with 429 views | Lblock |
| Corny Joke Warning on 06:39 - Dec 2 by Dorse |
Many years ago, I went out with this girl who wouldn't stop counting.I often wonder what she's up to now. |
I met her after she dumped you I think - unfortunately her condition changed and she kept shouting out “I love you LBlock and two plus two is five”
I got shot…… something about her just didn’t add up | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:44 - Dec 3 with 262 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
Friend of mine was rushed to hospital recently after falling into a automatic upholstery machine.
Thankfully though he's now fully recovered. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 12:22 - Dec 3 with 211 views | Boston |
On my recent visit to London I met a Dalek.
Getting into conversation, he informed me he was lost.
Having a decent knowledge of the country, I asked him where he wanted to go?
"Devon", he replied.
"Lovely region of the country mate", I says, "what part?"
"Exeter, mate.. Exeter mate".
One of my brothers just text me that😀 [Post edited 3 Dec 12:45]
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