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Mundane Conspiracy Theories 10:24 - Mar 7 with 6781 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

That are definitely true.

I reckon the disposable Pen industry deliberately make 60% of their pens shite on purpose so we buy more.
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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 10:32 - Mar 7 with 5070 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Lighters too.

When I were a lad you ran out of gas even in the "5 for a paaaand" ones. Now the flint goes when 80% of gas is still inside the lighter. (don't get me started on the electrik ones)

Kants.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 10:54 - Mar 7 with 5019 viewsTonto

If we leave the EU, we will give 350M to the NHS

Why stop now, just when I'm hating it
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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 10:56 - Mar 7 with 5015 viewsPhildo

Washing machines are designed to go wrong the day after the warranty expires
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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 10:58 - Mar 7 with 5003 viewsMytch_QPR

There's never a road closure / road works when you're in no rush whatsoever.
Fact.

"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 11:08 - Mar 7 with 4985 viewsNorthernr

Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 10:56 - Mar 7 by Phildo

Washing machines are designed to go wrong the day after the warranty expires


I think that's true of a lot of things. Had a Seat Ibiza on three year warranty when I was a kid, it went like stink and I loved it. But literally as soon as the warranty expired within about three weeks five or six things fell apart on it, including the air conditioning which wasn't exactly something I was thrashing the arse out of.
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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 11:13 - Mar 7 with 4975 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Alan Smith has footage of ITV execs getting slapped about by prostitutes dressed as Nazis.

It's the only explanation.
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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 11:15 - Mar 7 with 4973 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 11:08 - Mar 7 by Northernr

I think that's true of a lot of things. Had a Seat Ibiza on three year warranty when I was a kid, it went like stink and I loved it. But literally as soon as the warranty expired within about three weeks five or six things fell apart on it, including the air conditioning which wasn't exactly something I was thrashing the arse out of.


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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 11:15 - Mar 7 with 4972 viewsToast_R

Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 11:08 - Mar 7 by Northernr

I think that's true of a lot of things. Had a Seat Ibiza on three year warranty when I was a kid, it went like stink and I loved it. But literally as soon as the warranty expired within about three weeks five or six things fell apart on it, including the air conditioning which wasn't exactly something I was thrashing the arse out of.


Gas Boilers another prime example.
Had me installed me 10 years ago did you?
First cold snap in months is it?
New born baby have you?
Well I'm f*cked, and guess what? The part I've f*cked is no longer being made and even it it was, the regulations have changed so what you've got there is illegal anyway.
New boiler for you mate, and don't go scrimping on the budget one neither...
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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 11:17 - Mar 7 with 4965 viewsLoftgirl

Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 10:56 - Mar 7 by Phildo

Washing machines are designed to go wrong the day after the warranty expires


And fridges.
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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 11:20 - Mar 7 with 4954 views2Thomas2Bowles

We are going to be alright now we have Billionaire owners selling us the dream.

When willl this CV nightmare end
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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 11:50 - Mar 7 with 4892 viewskensalriser

Not really a conspiracy theory when it's proven business practice.

Making stuff that lasts almost forever is possible for loads of things, even cars (as Bristol owners will attest), but corporate capitalism requires endless growth in consumption.

Deliberately limiting product life started in earnest with the Phoebus cartel:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoebus_cartel
[Post edited 7 Mar 2019 11:51]

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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 11:59 - Mar 7 with 4868 viewsTacticalR

Otherwise known as built-in obsolescence.

There was a related point made on BBC Business Daily the other day.

Fix my gadgets!
Our appliances are getting increasingly difficult and expensive to mend, in some cases by design. So should consumers demand that manufacturers give them the right to repair?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/w3cswgrc

In the programme it was mentioned that there are tractors in the USA running proprietary software that can't be fixed by local garages, but have to be fixed by the manufacturer (at great expense). If these can't be fixed quickly at harvest time you've got a real problem.

I did manage to replace the lithium battery in my Dell laptop when the battery swelled up after the warranty had expired, but even for that you need special screwdrivers.

The reality is that certain commodities (laptops, tablets, phones) are not intended to last that long (say three years), and if these devices do go wrong within the warranty period the manufacturers would rather replace than repair.

Air hostess clique

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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 12:34 - Mar 7 with 4773 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 11:50 - Mar 7 by kensalriser

Not really a conspiracy theory when it's proven business practice.

Making stuff that lasts almost forever is possible for loads of things, even cars (as Bristol owners will attest), but corporate capitalism requires endless growth in consumption.

Deliberately limiting product life started in earnest with the Phoebus cartel:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoebus_cartel
[Post edited 7 Mar 2019 11:51]


Commie.
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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 12:45 - Mar 7 with 4734 viewsheadhoops

Apple.
As soon as your i-phone is a year old it downloads data slower than posh Matt sprinting.

Replica soccer shirts featuring Manure, Chelscum, Spuds, the Arse etc. Its definitely the latest one and wont be updated for at least a month.......

Bazza and 2T2B are one and the same..........

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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 13:07 - Mar 7 with 4691 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 12:45 - Mar 7 by headhoops

Apple.
As soon as your i-phone is a year old it downloads data slower than posh Matt sprinting.

Replica soccer shirts featuring Manure, Chelscum, Spuds, the Arse etc. Its definitely the latest one and wont be updated for at least a month.......

Bazza and 2T2B are one and the same..........


I'm not that irritating am I?
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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 13:10 - Mar 7 with 4679 views2Thomas2Bowles

Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 12:45 - Mar 7 by headhoops

Apple.
As soon as your i-phone is a year old it downloads data slower than posh Matt sprinting.

Replica soccer shirts featuring Manure, Chelscum, Spuds, the Arse etc. Its definitely the latest one and wont be updated for at least a month.......

Bazza and 2T2B are one and the same..........


I'm Spartacus and so is my wife!

When willl this CV nightmare end
Poll: What will the result of the GE be

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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 15:08 - Mar 7 with 4573 viewsMrSheen

No evidence of built-in obsolescence in American cars. Quite the contrary.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=average+age+of+cars+in+usa&client=safari&hl=en
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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 15:25 - Mar 7 with 4547 viewsBluce_Ree

The moon is fake.








(according to David Icke)

ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE THROUGH MARTI THE REDEEMER WHO STRENGTHENS ME.

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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 15:30 - Mar 7 with 4541 viewsloftboy

My work schedule is deliberately timed so when I leave my house to cycle to work it starts raining and stops the minute I cycle through the gates on arrival.

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 16:15 - Mar 7 with 4495 viewsDannyPaddox

Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 11:50 - Mar 7 by kensalriser

Not really a conspiracy theory when it's proven business practice.

Making stuff that lasts almost forever is possible for loads of things, even cars (as Bristol owners will attest), but corporate capitalism requires endless growth in consumption.

Deliberately limiting product life started in earnest with the Phoebus cartel:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoebus_cartel
[Post edited 7 Mar 2019 11:51]


This begs the age old question - just how many members of a cartel does it take to change an obsolescent light-bulb?
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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 16:20 - Mar 7 with 4482 viewsessextaxiboy

I reckon BP petrol pumps are programmed to jump the round pound stage ...
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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 10:43 - Mar 8 with 4130 viewsPlanetHonneywood

The pharmaceutical industry makes drugs that necessitate your dependency and the need to take other drugs!

Shower of sh1thouses the lot of 'em...

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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 11:01 - Mar 8 with 4104 views2Thomas2Bowles

Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 10:43 - Mar 8 by PlanetHonneywood

The pharmaceutical industry makes drugs that necessitate your dependency and the need to take other drugs!

Shower of sh1thouses the lot of 'em...


Drugs don't work.

When willl this CV nightmare end
Poll: What will the result of the GE be

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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 11:21 - Mar 8 with 4065 viewsCaptainPugwash

Arrrrrrrrrr...
Yous wont be so smug aaafter Nibiru pays o' visit!

Yo Ho!
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Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 11:22 - Mar 8 with 4063 viewsMick_S

Mundane Conspiracy Theories on 16:20 - Mar 7 by essextaxiboy

I reckon BP petrol pumps are programmed to jump the round pound stage ...


I'm convinced the pumps start charging before they dispense the petrol.


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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