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Musicals 11:07 - May 29 with 5581 viewsqprxtc

Are crap. Each and every one.

What’s the point of them? The film starts, has a story, moves along then next thing people are jumping about, singing, dancing, doing all sorts. Then stop and back to the story, which is normally cobblers.

Gave up on La bloody La Land after they all started dancing on top of their cars at the start.

It’s either one or the other. Music or film. Paint Your Wagon wasted Clint and Lee Marvin. They could have made a Point Blank/Dirty Harry type thing and ended up talking to trees under wandrin stars. Flip a duck.

I got dragged along to a song along The Sound of Music once with the Mrs and my mate and his Mrs. We were the only blokes there.

No musical has ever been any good. And that’s a fact.

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Musicals on 13:42 - May 29 with 1023 viewsQPRSteve

I have to agree with my mate XTC on this.

Frigging well hate them.

Worst of all has to be Annie and that godawful song Tomorrow.
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Musicals on 13:44 - May 29 with 1015 viewsEsox_Lucius

Musicals on 13:42 - May 29 by johann28

Really? So, if someone says Harry Potter is 'better ' than Tolstoy? The Spice Girls 'b better than Mozart? All a matter of taste?
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Of course it is. All a matter of audience and preference.

The grass is always greener.

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Musicals on 14:00 - May 29 with 982 viewsqprxtc

Musicals on 13:36 - May 29 by Esox_Lucius

Films, Music, Books, Musicals etc. everyone has different tastes and no-one is right or wrong.


That’s bollocks. I’m right about everything and that’s a bloody fact. Even my wife says so.

That’s how I interpret “Shut up, you boring git” anyway.
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Musicals on 14:04 - May 29 with 965 viewsqprxtc

Musicals on 13:42 - May 29 by QPRSteve

I have to agree with my mate XTC on this.

Frigging well hate them.

Worst of all has to be Annie and that godawful song Tomorrow.


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Musicals on 14:05 - May 29 with 957 viewsEsox_Lucius

Musicals on 14:00 - May 29 by qprxtc

That’s bollocks. I’m right about everything and that’s a bloody fact. Even my wife says so.

That’s how I interpret “Shut up, you boring git” anyway.


Your insistence that your opinion is always right is beginning to grate on those of us who ARE always right.

The grass is always greener.

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Musicals on 14:06 - May 29 with 952 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Musicals on 14:05 - May 29 by Esox_Lucius

Your insistence that your opinion is always right is beginning to grate on those of us who ARE always right.


You're right.

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Musicals on 14:09 - May 29 with 937 viewsjohann28

Musicals on 13:44 - May 29 by Esox_Lucius

Of course it is. All a matter of audience and preference.


It's the ALL I'd quibble with. Really? So a group of Nazis at a fascist rally believing the Horst Vedell song is the greatest thing ever written? of course they've been brainwashed.
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Musicals on 14:12 - May 29 with 923 viewsonlyrinmoray

Generally agree I dont like musicals One I do like is Once saw it in London
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Musicals on 14:12 - May 29 with 923 viewsMick_S

Danny Baker:

Already a music fan, 12-year-old Baker is taken to see the musical Hair by his sister and her boyfriend, only to be mortified when a naked cast member's penis brushes his ear. "If this was the counterculture, give me Matt Munro. Give me Dorothy Squires. But right now, somebody give me a flannel."

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Musicals on 14:32 - May 29 with 894 viewsDannyPaddox

Musicals on 13:33 - May 29 by Mick_S

F'kin' hell!!!!!!

That's nuts.


Mick have you not seen Team America? One of the greatest films ever made.

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Musicals on 14:45 - May 29 with 892 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Les Mis is brilliant

Also good is
Miss Saigon, Blood Brothers and The Jersey Boys

There, I have said it.
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Musicals on 14:47 - May 29 with 886 viewsMick_S

Musicals on 14:32 - May 29 by DannyPaddox

Mick have you not seen Team America? One of the greatest films ever made.



Never heard of it.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Musicals on 14:54 - May 29 with 866 viewscolinallcars

American in Paris, Singing In The Rain and Gigi were outstanding.
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Musicals on 14:57 - May 29 with 863 viewsGuppy

Blow it and there was I halfway through writing the story for my musical "Only making plans for Nigel"
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Musicals on 15:04 - May 29 with 859 viewsHantsR

Musicals on 13:34 - May 29 by derbyhoop

I agree with the general thrust but there are rare exceptions.
Cabaret is certainly one of them and this song is chilling, when you know what is coming afterwards.
Chicago is not bad.

But Mrs dragged me to see Blood Brothers. One song repeated time after time, with different words.
She also persuaded me to see Phantom of the Opera in New York. Dreadful storyline made worse by screechy singing.
And, finally, got persuaded to the film version of Les Miserables. Who let Russell Crowe sing? Good story line ruined by continual drift into musical pap. Why not read the book? You can even get English translations.

As you can tell, the Mrs quite likes musicals and I am a real hero for putting up with her to keep the peace.


Re Blood Bros - I've got a Scouse mate who must have been to see this on stage a dozen times, and cries like a baby at the end of each performance - 'Say it isn't so'..boo hoo, waaaahh!

The book of Les Mis is quite hard going but the recent serialised play with Dominic West was very good imho

Everything seems to be up for grabs in creating a musical out of a story, or even TV show. 'George and Mildred - the musical' anyone?
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Musicals on 15:27 - May 29 with 843 viewsMrSheen

Completely forgot the only musicals I ever happily paid to see:
The Book of Mormon
The Producers
Both fantastic. Neither in schools yet, unfortunately.
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Musicals on 15:40 - May 29 with 836 viewskensalriser

I concur. Awful business, musicals. Insufferably lowbrow.

The Producers is brilliant, but I'm not sure it really counts as a musical. The songs are a necessary part of the story, but not the object of it.

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Musicals on 15:56 - May 29 with 817 viewsTacticalR

Musicals on 15:40 - May 29 by kensalriser

I concur. Awful business, musicals. Insufferably lowbrow.

The Producers is brilliant, but I'm not sure it really counts as a musical. The songs are a necessary part of the story, but not the object of it.


I think that's the only way they work. Pitch Perfect is like that.

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Musicals on 16:02 - May 29 with 804 viewsHamptonR

Grease is the word.
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Musicals on 16:10 - May 29 with 792 viewsMickS_

Musicals on 16:02 - May 29 by HamptonR

Grease is the word.


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Musicals on 16:14 - May 29 with 788 viewsLythamR

Musicals on 13:42 - May 29 by johann28

Really? So, if someone says Harry Potter is 'better ' than Tolstoy? The Spice Girls 'b better than Mozart? All a matter of taste?
[Post edited 29 May 2020 13:43]


Cabaret
Oklahoma
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers
Calamity Jane
JC Superstar
Grease
all very good proper musicals IMO

personally dont like the modern concept of taking a normal film and converting it to a musical just for the sake of squeezing money out of punters who think that should be going to the theatre because its on trend but the young uns seem to like them and they do me no harm
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Musicals on 16:16 - May 29 with 786 viewsslmrstid

Musicals on 13:04 - May 29 by Devon_4_England

Avenue Q is decent


Kudos for the Avenue Q shout.

Brilliant comedy, and the songs are just hilarious. Well worth seeing! Seen it twice and brilliant both times.
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Musicals on 16:28 - May 29 with 775 viewsDiscodroids

Me and Musicals gel about as much Kit Lambert and a week on the Maharishi Yogi's Divine health farm but one exception was the superb 'Telstar' The Joe Meek Story, directed by Nick Moran in the mid 2000's

Me and the Late East Ham Dave Loved it.

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Musicals on 16:53 - May 29 with 755 viewsRamseyR

On stage - The Book of Mormon. One o the funniest things I've ever seen

On screen - Blues Brothers

Guilty pleasure - what's the one with Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor?
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Musicals on 16:57 - May 29 with 754 viewstheselector

Used to hate them as well, but I've mellowed with age. Also think having a wife and daughter around means you absorb some of it by osmosis. Can't believe no one's mentioned Singing in the Rain. Surely the greatest musical ever? And the dancing is something else.
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