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Unexplained mysteries 21:26 - Nov 20 with 5230 viewsBlackCrowe

No.1. Why does UK Royal Mail deliver post and the US Postal service deliver mail.
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Unexplained mysteries on 21:31 - Nov 21 with 1677 viewsdannyblue

Unexplained mysteries on 09:03 - Nov 21 by Dorse

How come you can be disgruntled but not gruntled?


How come you can't be couth?
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Unexplained mysteries on 22:03 - Nov 21 with 1632 viewsqprxtc

Twenty five years ago I was twenty five

In twenty five years Tim I will be seventy five. Possibly.

The maths in that has to be wrong. 1995 was five minutes ago.
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Unexplained mysteries on 22:40 - Nov 21 with 1609 viewscolinallcars

Why is it that every time I throw up outside a pub, there's carrots in it ?
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Unexplained mysteries on 22:43 - Nov 21 with 1604 viewsDavieQPR

If there is a third hand on a clock why is it called the second hand.
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Unexplained mysteries on 02:10 - Nov 22 with 1552 viewsFredManRave

Unexplained mysteries on 08:26 - Nov 21 by MickS

When you get something in your eye and you don’t get it out, where does it go?


Down to your balls?!

I've got the Power.
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Unexplained mysteries on 07:37 - Nov 22 with 1470 viewsQPR_John

Unexplained mysteries on 02:10 - Nov 22 by FredManRave

Down to your balls?!


Who came up with the silent "k"
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Unexplained mysteries on 13:48 - Nov 22 with 1385 viewsDorse

Unexplained mysteries on 07:37 - Nov 22 by QPR_John

Who came up with the silent "k"


Whoever they were, I bet their breakfast cereal was Special.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Unexplained mysteries on 12:02 - Nov 23 with 1292 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Unexplained mysteries on 08:19 - Nov 21 by CiderwithRsie

Because you can't get the quinces any more.


Quinces sounds like two.



Which dimesion does the washing machine teleport the odd sock to?


Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Unexplained mysteries on 12:12 - Nov 23 with 1279 viewsflynnbo

Unexplained mysteries on 17:35 - Nov 21 by ted_hendrix

Belly button fluff, every night I get a shower and every night my belly button cavity contains a small amount of wet soggy black bloody fluff, makes no difference what colour clothes I've worn during the day, there it is a small amount of wet soggy black bloody fluff.


It's always blue in my case (not as in brief or suit though).
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Unexplained mysteries on 12:13 - Nov 23 with 1277 viewsflynnbo

Unexplained mysteries on 07:45 - Nov 21 by PlanetHonneywood

You’ve clearly never met some of the woman on Jupiter.

Utter horrors, they’d make you take more then a second look at Anne Widdicombe!


However, that only applies if you're Saturn Uranus.
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Unexplained mysteries on 12:16 - Nov 23 with 1273 viewsJuzzie

why is there only one monopolies commission
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Unexplained mysteries on 12:26 - Nov 23 with 1261 viewsMick_S



Why can Goofy talk, but Pluto can't?

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Unexplained mysteries on 12:37 - Nov 23 with 1228 viewsMyke

Why does comical mean funny and conical mean cone shaped?
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Unexplained mysteries on 12:43 - Nov 23 with 1221 viewsflynnbo

1986 Milk Cup Final.

Ned Zelic

Tommy Williams
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Unexplained mysteries on 12:58 - Nov 23 with 1199 viewsDannyPaddox

Unexplained mysteries on 12:43 - Nov 23 by flynnbo

1986 Milk Cup Final.

Ned Zelic

Tommy Williams


Is the question ... What is the Bermuda Triangle?
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Unexplained mysteries on 13:01 - Nov 23 with 1189 viewsPinnerPaul

Why don't they make planes with the same stuff they make the black boxes from, that always survive all crashes
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Unexplained mysteries on 13:03 - Nov 23 with 1185 viewsMick_S

Unexplained mysteries on 12:58 - Nov 23 by DannyPaddox

Is the question ... What is the Bermuda Triangle?
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It's a place where things go missing, but that's not important right now.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Unexplained mysteries on 19:24 - Nov 23 with 1105 viewsBlackCrowe

Unexplained mysteries on 12:26 - Nov 23 by Mick_S



Why can Goofy talk, but Pluto can't?


Bone in mouth. No thanks needed.

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Unexplained mysteries on 01:41 - Nov 24 with 1029 viewsBoston

if 2020 is an unprecedented year, why wasn't 2019 precendented"?

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Unexplained mysteries on 02:49 - Nov 24 with 1005 viewsstowmarketrange

Why does it always rain on me?Is it because I lied at 17?
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Unexplained mysteries on 09:06 - Nov 24 with 932 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Why people find Miranda Hart funny.

She did however have a trial with QPR ladies and lives in Hammersmith so may be a fan.

In which case it must just be me then.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Unexplained mysteries on 10:17 - Nov 24 with 900 viewskernowhoop

Tough bough through borough, though.
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Unexplained mysteries on 12:56 - Nov 24 with 859 viewsLancashirehoop

'The victim has yet to be named' - so watch out if you haven't been christened, you're more likely to meet an untimely end.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean we're not all against you.

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Unexplained mysteries on 13:08 - Nov 24 with 847 viewsEastR

Unexplained mysteries on 13:01 - Nov 23 by PinnerPaul

Why don't they make planes with the same stuff they make the black boxes from, that always survive all crashes


And are not black

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Unexplained mysteries on 13:11 - Nov 24 with 843 viewsEastR

Is a nail in a coffin more dead than a door variety?

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