| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well 15:38 - Feb 15 with 2601 views | welwynranger | Birmingham v Leeds. Birmingham get equaliser in the 90th minute. Start singing you only sing when your winning. Leeds fans respond with you only sing when your drawing. Really funny |  | | |  |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:40 - Feb 15 with 2581 views | BristolR | Wolves fans singing “You only sing when you’re fishing” to Grimsby was amusing |  | |  |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:48 - Feb 15 with 2533 views | colinallcars | There used to be a bloke sat a few seats from me who had a lot of quips. One afternoon on a slippy surface two of our defenders slid into one another trying to clear the ball. He yelled “Oi, Torvill and Dean, sort it aaahhht” |  | |  |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:55 - Feb 15 with 2488 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:40 - Feb 15 by BristolR | Wolves fans singing “You only sing when you’re fishing” to Grimsby was amusing |
QPR fans singing, 'We only sing when we're injured' to the QPR medical team. |  |
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| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 10:00 - Feb 17 with 1916 views | TheChef |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:40 - Feb 15 by BristolR | Wolves fans singing “You only sing when you’re fishing” to Grimsby was amusing |
Sung by every away fan at Grimsby since the dawn of time... |  |
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| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 10:07 - Feb 17 with 1899 views | Paddyhoops | Pretty certain, decades ok we wee in a relegation dog fight with WHam .Their fans started singing “Going down,going down, going down “ To which we replied “So are we , So are we , so are we” |  | |  |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 11:21 - Feb 17 with 1768 views | DannyPaddox |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 10:00 - Feb 17 by TheChef | Sung by every away fan at Grimsby since the dawn of time... |
The one time I was there they were sponsored by Findus and it was 90 minutes of, “You can stick your fish fingers up yer arse” |  | |  |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 12:48 - Feb 17 with 1640 views | stowmarketrange |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 10:07 - Feb 17 by Paddyhoops | Pretty certain, decades ok we wee in a relegation dog fight with WHam .Their fans started singing “Going down,going down, going down “ To which we replied “So are we , So are we , so are we” |
I remember singing to West Ham fans about Taarabt being too good for you,and they sang it back to us too. |  | |  |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 13:22 - Feb 17 with 1561 views | loftboy | I started off “you don’t know what you’re doing” at half time Saturday when the crazy foo got down on one knee! A few of the old gits joined in around me! |  |
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| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 13:24 - Feb 17 with 1549 views | CroydonCaptJack | Leeds needed to beat us about 9-1 to get into the playoffs on that final famous promotion day fixture of the Warnock season. When they equalised Helgusons early opener we sang '8 more, you only need 8 more' and they responded with '8 more we only need 8 more' |  |
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| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 13:36 - Feb 17 with 1498 views | stowmarketrange |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 13:22 - Feb 17 by loftboy | I started off “you don’t know what you’re doing” at half time Saturday when the crazy foo got down on one knee! A few of the old gits joined in around me! |
I’d say wise rather than old. |  | |  |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 13:42 - Feb 17 with 1480 views | JamesB1979 | At Palace many years back on Valentine’s Day, we sung, “£30 (?) taking the piss Etc”, they responded “£30, thanks a lot”….quite liked that. |  | |  |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 13:46 - Feb 17 with 1465 views | TwoHalves | Playing Arsenal in 2012, Robin van Persie made a lunge for the ball at the Loft End but missed. His momentum took him over the touchline and he ended up falling into one of the deep pits occupied by a startled cameraman. Emerging, thankfully unscathed, some time later, I was rather amused when the chant went up, “He plays in the hole, he plays in the hole. Robin van Persie, he plays in the hole”. |  | |  |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 13:52 - Feb 17 with 1441 views | kernowhoop | Years ago, QPR v Man Utd, with the game held up for an injury. 'Don't just stand there Rangers - practice!' |  | |  |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 14:01 - Feb 17 with 1420 views | stowmarketrange |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 13:46 - Feb 17 by TwoHalves | Playing Arsenal in 2012, Robin van Persie made a lunge for the ball at the Loft End but missed. His momentum took him over the touchline and he ended up falling into one of the deep pits occupied by a startled cameraman. Emerging, thankfully unscathed, some time later, I was rather amused when the chant went up, “He plays in the hole, he plays in the hole. Robin van Persie, he plays in the hole”. |
I thought it was Man Utd,and I ended up cheering him falling down the hole.I looked up and the Man Utd players were celebrating a cracking goal by one of their players. |  | |  |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 14:16 - Feb 17 with 1394 views | TwoHalves |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 14:01 - Feb 17 by stowmarketrange | I thought it was Man Utd,and I ended up cheering him falling down the hole.I looked up and the Man Utd players were celebrating a cracking goal by one of their players. |
Could have been. I can barely remember games from two weeks ago, let alone from over a decade ago! |  | |  |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:08 - Feb 17 with 1303 views | stowmarketrange |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 14:16 - Feb 17 by TwoHalves | Could have been. I can barely remember games from two weeks ago, let alone from over a decade ago! |
I know what you mean mate.I only remember because I felt such a berk cheering his fall and missing the goal by Fabio? |  | |  |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:21 - Feb 17 with 1273 views | robith | Back when we were in the Prem, I was at Arsenal away on my lonesome. During the pre match handshake, the guy next to me shouted "BUILD A TEAM, DON'T BUY A TEAM RANGERS" Sage advice, but not totally sure what they could do about it at that moment in time. So I often get a hoot out of thinking of the players overhearing him, looking at each other and going "damn, he's right. Sorry Arsenal, game's off. We gotta go build a team" |  | |  |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:39 - Feb 17 with 1219 views | Paddyhoops | That Friday night when we beat Villa. Grealish getting pelters. You’re just a shit Joey Essex . He applauded R Block when heard it . Always admired him for that . |  | |  |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 17:41 - Feb 17 with 1027 views | Mick_S |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:39 - Feb 17 by Paddyhoops | That Friday night when we beat Villa. Grealish getting pelters. You’re just a shit Joey Essex . He applauded R Block when heard it . Always admired him for that . |
Fair play. |  |
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| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 09:31 - Feb 19 with 436 views | HantsR | Going back in time, in our fabulous game v FC Koln, someone shouted to Dave Clement, "try not to mention the war Dave!" A German friend jcame with me to that game, and even she laughed, as she had done at the Fawlty Towers episode, not long before that. |  | |  |
| Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 18:56 - Feb 19 with 212 views | PlanetHonneywood | Your standard prosthetic leg is essentially the same whether it's a right or left one, with the foot covering determining the look/finish. So, I'm getting a new one here in France (absolutely excellent service) but an error in ordering saw a left covering as opposed to a right one. Not a biggy, easily changed, and we all laughed. So, I sent a picture to my Rfosi chums entitled, 'The French Garrincha'. These were the best two replies: 1. To the tune of 'Captain Jack'...go left, go left, go left... 2. Round the pole will either be a cinch or impossible for you! |  |
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