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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well 15:38 - Feb 15 with 2569 viewswelwynranger

Birmingham v Leeds.

Birmingham get equaliser in the 90th minute.
Start singing you only sing when your winning.
Leeds fans respond with you only sing when your drawing.
Really funny
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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:40 - Feb 15 with 2549 viewsBristolR

Wolves fans singing “You only sing when you’re fishing” to Grimsby was amusing
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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:48 - Feb 15 with 2501 viewscolinallcars

There used to be a bloke sat a few seats from me who had a lot of quips.
One afternoon on a slippy surface two of our defenders slid into one another trying to clear the ball.
He yelled “Oi, Torvill and Dean, sort it aaahhht”
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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:55 - Feb 15 with 2456 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:40 - Feb 15 by BristolR

Wolves fans singing “You only sing when you’re fishing” to Grimsby was amusing


QPR fans singing, 'We only sing when we're injured' to the QPR medical team.

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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 10:00 - Feb 17 with 1884 viewsTheChef

Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:40 - Feb 15 by BristolR

Wolves fans singing “You only sing when you’re fishing” to Grimsby was amusing


Sung by every away fan at Grimsby since the dawn of time...

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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 10:07 - Feb 17 with 1867 viewsPaddyhoops

Pretty certain, decades ok we wee in a relegation dog fight with WHam .Their fans started singing “Going down,going down, going down “
To which we replied “So are we , So are we , so are we”
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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 11:21 - Feb 17 with 1736 viewsDannyPaddox

Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 10:00 - Feb 17 by TheChef

Sung by every away fan at Grimsby since the dawn of time...


The one time I was there they were sponsored by Findus and it was 90 minutes of, “You can stick your fish fingers up yer arse”
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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 12:48 - Feb 17 with 1608 viewsstowmarketrange

Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 10:07 - Feb 17 by Paddyhoops

Pretty certain, decades ok we wee in a relegation dog fight with WHam .Their fans started singing “Going down,going down, going down “
To which we replied “So are we , So are we , so are we”


I remember singing to West Ham fans about Taarabt being too good for you,and they sang it back to us too.
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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 13:22 - Feb 17 with 1529 viewsloftboy

I started off “you don’t know what you’re doing” at half time Saturday when the crazy foo got down on one knee! A few of the old gits joined in around me!

Nourry out
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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 13:24 - Feb 17 with 1517 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Leeds needed to beat us about 9-1 to get into the playoffs on that final famous promotion day fixture of the Warnock season. When they equalised Helgusons early opener we sang '8 more, you only need 8 more' and they responded with '8 more we only need 8 more'

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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 13:36 - Feb 17 with 1466 viewsstowmarketrange

Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 13:22 - Feb 17 by loftboy

I started off “you don’t know what you’re doing” at half time Saturday when the crazy foo got down on one knee! A few of the old gits joined in around me!


I’d say wise rather than old.
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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 13:42 - Feb 17 with 1448 viewsJamesB1979

At Palace many years back on Valentine’s Day, we sung, “£30 (?) taking the piss
Etc”, they responded “£30, thanks a lot”….quite liked that.
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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 13:46 - Feb 17 with 1433 viewsTwoHalves

Playing Arsenal in 2012, Robin van Persie made a lunge for the ball at the Loft End but missed. His momentum took him over the touchline and he ended up falling into one of the deep pits occupied by a startled cameraman. Emerging, thankfully unscathed, some time later, I was rather amused when the chant went up, “He plays in the hole, he plays in the hole. Robin van Persie, he plays in the hole”.
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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 13:52 - Feb 17 with 1409 viewskernowhoop

Years ago, QPR v Man Utd, with the game held up for an injury.
'Don't just stand there Rangers - practice!'
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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 14:01 - Feb 17 with 1388 viewsstowmarketrange

Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 13:46 - Feb 17 by TwoHalves

Playing Arsenal in 2012, Robin van Persie made a lunge for the ball at the Loft End but missed. His momentum took him over the touchline and he ended up falling into one of the deep pits occupied by a startled cameraman. Emerging, thankfully unscathed, some time later, I was rather amused when the chant went up, “He plays in the hole, he plays in the hole. Robin van Persie, he plays in the hole”.


I thought it was Man Utd,and I ended up cheering him falling down the hole.I looked up and the Man Utd players were celebrating a cracking goal by one of their players.
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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 14:16 - Feb 17 with 1362 viewsTwoHalves

Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 14:01 - Feb 17 by stowmarketrange

I thought it was Man Utd,and I ended up cheering him falling down the hole.I looked up and the Man Utd players were celebrating a cracking goal by one of their players.


Could have been. I can barely remember games from two weeks ago, let alone from over a decade ago!
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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:08 - Feb 17 with 1271 viewsstowmarketrange

Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 14:16 - Feb 17 by TwoHalves

Could have been. I can barely remember games from two weeks ago, let alone from over a decade ago!


I know what you mean mate.I only remember because I felt such a berk cheering his fall and missing the goal by Fabio?
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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:21 - Feb 17 with 1241 viewsrobith

Back when we were in the Prem, I was at Arsenal away on my lonesome. During the pre match handshake, the guy next to me shouted "BUILD A TEAM, DON'T BUY A TEAM RANGERS"

Sage advice, but not totally sure what they could do about it at that moment in time.

So I often get a hoot out of thinking of the players overhearing him, looking at each other and going "damn, he's right. Sorry Arsenal, game's off. We gotta go build a team"
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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:39 - Feb 17 with 1187 viewsPaddyhoops

That Friday night when we beat Villa. Grealish getting pelters. You’re just a shit Joey Essex .
He applauded R Block when heard it .
Always admired him for that .
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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 17:41 - Feb 17 with 995 viewsMick_S

Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 15:39 - Feb 17 by Paddyhoops

That Friday night when we beat Villa. Grealish getting pelters. You’re just a shit Joey Essex .
He applauded R Block when heard it .
Always admired him for that .


Fair play.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 19:52 - Feb 17 with 864 viewsRsole

Who needs fans when your players provide the humour ?

#BRING

[Post edited 17 Feb 19:54]

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 09:31 - Feb 19 with 404 viewsHantsR

Going back in time, in our fabulous game v FC Koln, someone shouted to Dave Clement, "try not to mention the war Dave!"

A German friend jcame with me to that game, and even she laughed, as she had done at the Fawlty Towers episode, not long before that.
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Football Fans Humour iIs Alive an well on 18:56 - Feb 19 with 180 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Your standard prosthetic leg is essentially the same whether it's a right or left one, with the foot covering determining the look/finish.

So, I'm getting a new one here in France (absolutely excellent service) but an error in ordering saw a left covering as opposed to a right one. Not a biggy, easily changed, and we all laughed. So, I sent a picture to my Rfosi chums entitled, 'The French Garrincha'. These were the best two replies:

1. To the tune of 'Captain Jack'...go left, go left, go left...

2. Round the pole will either be a cinch or impossible for you!

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