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First world annoyances 23:27 - Mar 28 with 4070 viewsVincent_Vega

What would class as such a thing these days

An establishment/business with no complimentary WiFi?

Drivers dithering at junctions/traffic lights?

Fake news? And other sound bites

What’s the general consensus?

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First world annoyances on 19:19 - Mar 29 with 1588 viewsJACKMANANDBOY

The universal adjective that is Amazing.

I went in a butchers shop last week, two blokes in their twenties came in and said " this shop is literally amazing" don't you think?

I informed them that in my experience the Great Barrier Reef and the Fjords of Northern Norway were worthy of the description, this unfortunately is a butchers shop.

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First world annoyances on 15:05 - Mar 30 with 1506 viewssnork44

First world annoyances on 00:14 - Mar 29 by Glossolalia

Yes Vincent, and as these people should know, pulling out and causing another driver to brake is a fail on a driving test. So not only a pain in the ass, but officially a big no-no!


You should try living here in the States, the drivers pull out in front you from a junction , I take a look in the mirror and there is a two mile gap between me and the vehicle behind me, but no the redneck pulling out of the junction decides to drive out in front of my vehicle anyway. It is a daily occurance, you sound your horn, then the redneck either ignores you , raises his or her middle finger even though they are in the wrong or you may get the risk of being shot at by the inbred fool !

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First world annoyances on 15:12 - Mar 30 with 1497 viewssnork44

First world annoyances on 19:19 - Mar 29 by JACKMANANDBOY

The universal adjective that is Amazing.

I went in a butchers shop last week, two blokes in their twenties came in and said " this shop is literally amazing" don't you think?

I informed them that in my experience the Great Barrier Reef and the Fjords of Northern Norway were worthy of the description, this unfortunately is a butchers shop.


Again out here in the US everything is 'Awesome' !!!!! Traveling to the Moon is awesome , finding a cure for Cancer is awesome, but giving the correct change for a Dollar is not awesome, the Americans are a wonderful people, but boy do they over dramatize things !

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First world annoyances on 15:16 - Mar 30 with 1492 viewsMrSwerve

First world annoyances on 19:19 - Mar 29 by JACKMANANDBOY

The universal adjective that is Amazing.

I went in a butchers shop last week, two blokes in their twenties came in and said " this shop is literally amazing" don't you think?

I informed them that in my experience the Great Barrier Reef and the Fjords of Northern Norway were worthy of the description, this unfortunately is a butchers shop.


That reminds me...the almost constant misuse of the word 'literally'.

Literally makes my blood boil. That's right, it makes my blood come up to 100 degrees celsius.

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First world annoyances on 18:41 - Mar 30 with 1449 viewsBrynCartwright

'Chariots' sung at England rugby matches.

Shitty, expensive spectacle lens coatings that break down really quickly.

Twots that shoot birds and hunt foxes for fun, or kill whales and dolphins.

Women.

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First world annoyances on 10:44 - Mar 31 with 1402 viewscontroversial_jack

First world annoyances on 15:12 - Mar 30 by snork44

Again out here in the US everything is 'Awesome' !!!!! Traveling to the Moon is awesome , finding a cure for Cancer is awesome, but giving the correct change for a Dollar is not awesome, the Americans are a wonderful people, but boy do they over dramatize things !


Did i miss something, when was cancer cured?
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First world annoyances on 10:48 - Mar 31 with 1398 viewsHighjack

First world annoyances on 15:16 - Mar 30 by MrSwerve

That reminds me...the almost constant misuse of the word 'literally'.

Literally makes my blood boil. That's right, it makes my blood come up to 100 degrees celsius.


Blood has salt in it so the boiling point would be a few points of a degree above 100 degrees Celsius.

I also hate overly pedantic people.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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First world annoyances on 14:25 - Mar 31 with 1371 viewsdickythorpe

First world annoyances on 18:41 - Mar 30 by BrynCartwright

'Chariots' sung at England rugby matches.

Shitty, expensive spectacle lens coatings that break down really quickly.

Twots that shoot birds and hunt foxes for fun, or kill whales and dolphins.

Women.


Bryn, normally I'd up arrow you but women are not an annoyance.....oh don't get me wrong there are times when I could have strangled the females in my life, but Bryn, when you look into the eyes of the woman you love .....that is what many never experience.
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First world annoyances on 15:03 - Mar 31 with 1355 viewsWxmJax

Anyone that begins sentences with "So" and answers/replies with "Absolutely". Just go away.

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First world annoyances on 11:01 - Apr 1 with 1300 viewscontroversial_jack

First world annoyances on 10:48 - Mar 31 by Highjack

Blood has salt in it so the boiling point would be a few points of a degree above 100 degrees Celsius.

I also hate overly pedantic people.


The amount of salt in blood wouldn't make any difference to it's boiling point even if you boiled it.Just saying!
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First world annoyances on 11:21 - Apr 1 with 1291 viewsHighjack

First world annoyances on 11:01 - Apr 1 by controversial_jack

The amount of salt in blood wouldn't make any difference to it's boiling point even if you boiled it.Just saying!


It would but only a very tiny amount, which is what I said.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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First world annoyances on 13:13 - Apr 1 with 1281 viewsHighjack

One thing that annoys me which should be banned and people who do it should be rounded up, killed and their heads put on spikes is when someone has some papers or a book and they lick their finger and use their mucus ridden spit to help them turn the pages before handing said soggy phlegm covered papers to someone else.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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First world annoyances on 13:54 - Apr 1 with 1258 viewslonglostjack

People who say “ going forward” what was wrong with “in the future”?
People who helpfully point out that your shoelace is undone when you’ve already done it up three times that morning and couldn’t be arsed to bend down and do it up again.
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First world annoyances on 14:55 - Apr 1 with 1229 viewsBatterseajack

Asking for a flat white, but getting what is clearly a f**king latte.
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First world annoyances on 15:36 - Apr 1 with 1209 viewsWarwickHunt

First world annoyances on 14:55 - Apr 1 by Batterseajack

Asking for a flat white, but getting what is clearly a f**king latte.


Real men drink black coffee.
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First world annoyances on 15:48 - Apr 1 with 1195 viewsLohengrin

First world annoyances on 15:36 - Apr 1 by WarwickHunt

Real men drink black coffee.


Made old school?


An idea isn't responsible for those who believe in it.

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First world annoyances on 16:24 - Apr 1 with 1174 viewsBatterseajack

First world annoyances on 15:48 - Apr 1 by Lohengrin

Made old school?



step aside grand dad

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First world annoyances on 16:41 - Apr 1 with 1164 viewsWarwickHunt

First world annoyances on 15:48 - Apr 1 by Lohengrin

Made old school?



Always.
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First world annoyances on 16:43 - Apr 1 with 1163 viewsBatterseajack

First world annoyances on 16:41 - Apr 1 by WarwickHunt

Always.


Typical Europhile
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First world annoyances on 16:45 - Apr 1 with 1161 viewsEbo

First world annoyances on 13:13 - Apr 1 by Highjack

One thing that annoys me which should be banned and people who do it should be rounded up, killed and their heads put on spikes is when someone has some papers or a book and they lick their finger and use their mucus ridden spit to help them turn the pages before handing said soggy phlegm covered papers to someone else.


But you do that on your iPad don't you?

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First world annoyances on 16:49 - Apr 1 with 1157 viewsLohengrin

First world annoyances on 16:24 - Apr 1 by Batterseajack

step aside grand dad



One of the youngsters in work was trying to sell me on the benefits of that contraption. To be honest nothing is quicker or easier to use than the stove pot.

PS: “Grand Dad.”

An idea isn't responsible for those who believe in it.

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First world annoyances on 16:50 - Apr 1 with 1155 viewsWarwickHunt

First world annoyances on 16:43 - Apr 1 by Batterseajack

Typical Europhile


Grazie mille.
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First world annoyances on 16:51 - Apr 1 with 1153 viewsWarwickHunt

First world annoyances on 16:49 - Apr 1 by Lohengrin

One of the youngsters in work was trying to sell me on the benefits of that contraption. To be honest nothing is quicker or easier to use than the stove pot.

PS: “Grand Dad.”


Are you sure it wasn't a dick pump?
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First world annoyances on 16:55 - Apr 1 with 1151 viewsLohengrin

First world annoyances on 16:51 - Apr 1 by WarwickHunt

Are you sure it wasn't a dick pump?


Could be. He did tell me “you of all people could do with one of these.”

An idea isn't responsible for those who believe in it.

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First world annoyances on 17:00 - Apr 1 with 1150 viewsBatterseajack

First world annoyances on 16:49 - Apr 1 by Lohengrin

One of the youngsters in work was trying to sell me on the benefits of that contraption. To be honest nothing is quicker or easier to use than the stove pot.

PS: “Grand Dad.”


I think i might have inadvertently stumbled upon a new eggcorn there!

Its a good contraption when you've got a plentiful supply of filter papers. But like any coffee maker, its capable of making a terrible mess.
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