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Philip Schofield 10:04 - Feb 7 with 5928 viewsLohengrin




You spend all day with Holly Willoughby and decide you’re a queer?

An idea isn't responsible for those who believe in it.

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Philip Schofield on 14:00 - Feb 7 with 1536 viewsLohengrin

Philip Schofield on 13:59 - Feb 7 by Ebo

Old news, I mean he had his hand up Gordon the Gophers tea towel holder for years.



An idea isn't responsible for those who believe in it.

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Philip Schofield on 14:43 - Feb 7 with 1471 viewspencoedjack

Philip Schofield on 10:44 - Feb 7 by WxmJax

She may be a lovely person but I've never understood the attraction of Holly's looks. I always think of Shrek's missus when I see her.


Kin ell

You must be one fussy bloke.

What I would do for an hour with the delightful Holly.
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Philip Schofield on 14:54 - Feb 7 with 1453 viewsDarran

Be honest though if he’d told his wife he wanted to go and bang a few birds there’d be riots,now that he wants to take a trip down poo highway everything is great.

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Philip Schofield on 15:09 - Feb 7 with 1401 viewsHighjack

Philip Schofield on 14:43 - Feb 7 by pencoedjack

Kin ell

You must be one fussy bloke.

What I would do for an hour with the delightful Holly.


Twenty or thirty seconds would do me.

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Philip Schofield on 15:10 - Feb 7 with 1399 viewsHighjack

Philip Schofield on 14:00 - Feb 7 by Lohengrin



Who knew those squeaks were a cry for help?

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Philip Schofield on 15:18 - Feb 7 with 1386 viewssainthelens

What some people will do to exchange underwear with Holly without arousing suspicion. Nice one Phil.
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Philip Schofield on 15:41 - Feb 7 with 1358 viewspencoedjack

Philip Schofield on 15:09 - Feb 7 by Highjack

Twenty or thirty seconds would do me.


Yes as I wrote it I knew an hour would be far too long in reality.
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Philip Schofield on 17:25 - Feb 7 with 1267 viewsSwanjaxs

Philip Schofield on 13:27 - Feb 7 by Johnw102

Doubtless he will be on the media to tell us!


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Alfie will be furious!!


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Philip Schofield on 18:48 - Feb 7 with 1163 viewsCountyJim

It's his family I feel for living a lie to his poor Mrs all these years
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Philip Schofield on 18:52 - Feb 7 with 1157 viewssainthelens

Just like Gok Wan saying he's gay, massive con.
All he wants to do is see women's tits.
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Philip Schofield on 18:56 - Feb 7 with 1148 viewsGlyn1

Philip Schofield on 10:24 - Feb 7 by Darran

Fuçk him.



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Philip Schofield on 19:03 - Feb 7 with 1116 viewsHighjack

Philip Schofield on 18:48 - Feb 7 by CountyJim

It's his family I feel for living a lie to his poor Mrs all these years


If they genuinely love each other which seems to be the case then the lie only really extends to the physical nature of the relationship. Love is different to sex and therefore everything they’ve been together is real. Love transcends all urges of the flesh.

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Philip Schofield on 19:03 - Feb 7 with 1123 viewsWarwickHunt

Philip Schofield on 18:48 - Feb 7 by CountyJim

It's his family I feel for living a lie to his poor Mrs all these years


Aye - I’m sure she had no idea, Jim.
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Philip Schofield on 19:07 - Feb 7 with 1105 viewsperplex

Philip Schofield on 14:54 - Feb 7 by Darran

Be honest though if he’d told his wife he wanted to go and bang a few birds there’d be riots,now that he wants to take a trip down poo highway everything is great.


Great post. .
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Philip Schofield on 19:20 - Feb 7 with 1086 viewsdickythorpe

Philip Schofield on 19:03 - Feb 7 by Highjack

If they genuinely love each other which seems to be the case then the lie only really extends to the physical nature of the relationship. Love is different to sex and therefore everything they’ve been together is real. Love transcends all urges of the flesh.


That's an incredibly deep post
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Philip Schofield on 19:25 - Feb 7 with 1064 viewsHighjack

Philip Schofield on 19:20 - Feb 7 by dickythorpe

That's an incredibly deep post


I’m an incredibly deep human being Mr Thorpe.

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Philip Schofield on 19:37 - Feb 7 with 1044 viewsunion_jack

Philip Schofield on 14:43 - Feb 7 by pencoedjack

Kin ell

You must be one fussy bloke.

What I would do for an hour with the delightful Holly.


I’m with Wxm on this. She just doesn’t do it for me. In fact, she really irritates me. And boy, I’m not fussy😄

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Philip Schofield on 19:39 - Feb 7 with 1039 viewsDarran

I’ll tell you summin else too,Schofield lies to his wife and kids for 27 years and he’s labelled brave and a hero but when i lie to the missus about being on the gear one weekend in a year I’m a ćunt,double standards that is.

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Philip Schofield on 19:50 - Feb 7 with 1020 viewsCountyJim

Philip Schofield on 19:39 - Feb 7 by Darran

I’ll tell you summin else too,Schofield lies to his wife and kids for 27 years and he’s labelled brave and a hero but when i lie to the missus about being on the gear one weekend in a year I’m a ćunt,double standards that is.


You just had that one on WhatsApp didn't you
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Philip Schofield on 20:03 - Feb 7 with 974 viewsDarran

Philip Schofield on 19:50 - Feb 7 by CountyJim

You just had that one on WhatsApp didn't you


I write my own material Jim

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Philip Schofield on 20:16 - Feb 7 with 948 viewsCountyJim

Philip Schofield on 20:03 - Feb 7 by Darran

I write my own material Jim


At least it wasn't off the toffees forum
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Philip Schofield on 20:33 - Feb 7 with 901 viewsItchySphincter

Philip Schofield on 14:54 - Feb 7 by Darran

Be honest though if he’d told his wife he wanted to go and bang a few birds there’d be riots,now that he wants to take a trip down poo highway everything is great.


Poo highway???!!!!

‘kin ‘ell, that’s a new one!

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Philip Schofield on 20:54 - Feb 7 with 871 viewsbuilthjack

Philip Schofield on 18:48 - Feb 7 by CountyJim

It's his family I feel for living a lie to his poor Mrs all these years


He's a c@nt

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Philip Schofield on 21:20 - Feb 7 with 827 viewswaynekerr55

Philip Schofield on 19:03 - Feb 7 by WarwickHunt

Aye - I’m sure she had no idea, Jim.



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Philip Schofield on 21:23 - Feb 7 with 809 viewsSwanjaxs

To be honest, I didn't realise he had a wife and kids., I'd just assumed he was gay and hadn't come out of the closet yet.

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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