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Jonathan Edwards nicked 19:19 - May 23 with 1594 viewsdickythorpe

https://www.southwalesguardian.co.uk/news/18470991.carmarthenshire-mp-jonathan-e

I hope it's for stopping people from other countries travelling down to Pembs.....
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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:27 - May 23 with 1569 viewsfbreath

How do you assault someone while socially distancing (assuming it wasn’t someone in his household)

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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:37 - May 23 with 1545 viewsNeath_Jack

He'll be for the triple jump after this.

I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:38 - May 23 with 1541 viewsSwanjaxs

"The Carmarthen East and Dinefwr MP has had his whip withdrawn by the party following his arrest on Wednesday."

So he's assaulted someone with his whip then? 🤔

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Jonathan Edwards nicked (n/t) (n/t) on 19:45 - May 23 with 1528 viewshowenjack

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:37 - May 23 by Neath_Jack

He'll be for the triple jump after this.


[Post edited 23 May 2020 19:45]
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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:47 - May 23 with 1516 viewsCatullus

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:27 - May 23 by fbreath

How do you assault someone while socially distancing (assuming it wasn’t someone in his household)


Perhps he hit them with a 2 metre pole?

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:57 - May 23 with 1494 viewsLohengrin

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:47 - May 23 by Catullus

Perhps he hit them with a 2 metre pole?


Deductive reasoning, I like it.

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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 20:06 - May 23 with 1477 viewshowenjack

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:47 - May 23 by Catullus

Perhps he hit them with a 2 metre pole?


Either that or he's got one hell of a reach.
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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 21:25 - May 23 with 1367 viewsLeonWasGod

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:27 - May 23 by fbreath

How do you assault someone while socially distancing (assuming it wasn’t someone in his household)


I think it was someone in his household. That's what the mrs heard on the radio earlier today anyway.
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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 04:25 - May 24 with 1202 viewsNotLoyal

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:38 - May 23 by Swanjaxs

"The Carmarthen East and Dinefwr MP has had his whip withdrawn by the party following his arrest on Wednesday."

So he's assaulted someone with his whip then? 🤔


Fcking hell mun how could he, he's had it withdrawn.
Unless it was walnut?

OK I've changed it.
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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 07:13 - May 24 with 1173 viewsHighjack

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 04:25 - May 24 by NotLoyal

Fcking hell mun how could he, he's had it withdrawn.
Unless it was walnut?


I imagine it was made out of plaid rope.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 13:06 - May 24 with 1040 viewssherpajacob

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:27 - May 23 by fbreath

How do you assault someone while socially distancing (assuming it wasn’t someone in his household)


Assault is the threat or intention of violence, often but not always accompanied by battery which is the actual act of violence.

I'm guessing in this case there was assault but not battery.

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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 13:40 - May 24 with 996 viewsairedale

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 13:06 - May 24 by sherpajacob

Assault is the threat or intention of violence, often but not always accompanied by battery which is the actual act of violence.

I'm guessing in this case there was assault but not battery.


That’s a bit flat then.
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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 13:55 - May 24 with 972 viewsHighjack

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 13:06 - May 24 by sherpajacob

Assault is the threat or intention of violence, often but not always accompanied by battery which is the actual act of violence.

I'm guessing in this case there was assault but not battery.


If there’s no battery then how can they charge him?

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 13:59 - May 24 with 960 viewsSwanjaxs

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 04:25 - May 24 by NotLoyal

Fcking hell mun how could he, he's had it withdrawn.
Unless it was walnut?


But he only had it withdrawn after giving his oppo a good whipping mun!

Its obvious.
[Post edited 24 May 2020 14:00]

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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 14:05 - May 24 with 945 viewsHighjack

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 13:59 - May 24 by Swanjaxs

But he only had it withdrawn after giving his oppo a good whipping mun!

Its obvious.
[Post edited 24 May 2020 14:00]


When they say they want an Indy Wales this must be what they mean.


The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 15:07 - May 24 with 910 viewsdickythorpe

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 13:55 - May 24 by Highjack

If there’s no battery then how can they charge him?


He'll end up in (Dura) cell
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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 15:31 - May 24 with 897 viewsHighjack

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 15:07 - May 24 by dickythorpe

He'll end up in (Dura) cell


He might use his connections so he gets off electrolytely.

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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 15:51 - May 24 with 877 viewssherpajacob

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 13:55 - May 24 by Highjack

If there’s no battery then how can they charge him?


they charged him with assault.

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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 16:09 - May 24 with 867 viewsHighjack

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 15:51 - May 24 by sherpajacob

they charged him with assault.


Anode dat.

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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 16:13 - May 24 with 860 viewsJackinexile1

Thanks for the update, who else would keep tabs on peoples travel.
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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 16:19 - May 24 with 848 viewsmonmouth

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 15:51 - May 24 by sherpajacob

they charged him with assault.


Terminal whoosh.

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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 16:55 - May 24 with 818 viewsItchySphincter

Jonathan Edwards nicked on 21:25 - May 23 by LeonWasGod

I think it was someone in his household. That's what the mrs heard on the radio earlier today anyway.


Gave his missus a hiding I heard.

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Jonathan Edwards nicked on 17:25 - May 24 with 795 viewsHighjack

My mole chum deep in the bowels of Plaid Cymru has removed all mention of Edwards from his social media.

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