| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:27 - May 23 with 1774 views | fbreath | How do you assault someone while socially distancing (assuming it wasn’t someone in his household) |  |
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| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:37 - May 23 with 1750 views | Neath_Jack | He'll be for the triple jump after this. |  |
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| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:38 - May 23 with 1746 views | Swanjaxs | "The Carmarthen East and Dinefwr MP has had his whip withdrawn by the party following his arrest on Wednesday." So he's assaulted someone with his whip then? 🤔 |  |
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| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:47 - May 23 with 1721 views | Catullus |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:27 - May 23 by fbreath | How do you assault someone while socially distancing (assuming it wasn’t someone in his household) |
Perhps he hit them with a 2 metre pole? |  |
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| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:57 - May 23 with 1699 views | Lohengrin |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:47 - May 23 by Catullus | Perhps he hit them with a 2 metre pole? |
Deductive reasoning, I like it. |  |
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| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 20:06 - May 23 with 1682 views | howenjack |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:47 - May 23 by Catullus | Perhps he hit them with a 2 metre pole? |
Either that or he's got one hell of a reach. |  | |  |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 21:25 - May 23 with 1572 views | LeonWasGod |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:27 - May 23 by fbreath | How do you assault someone while socially distancing (assuming it wasn’t someone in his household) |
I think it was someone in his household. That's what the mrs heard on the radio earlier today anyway. |  | |  | Login to get fewer ads
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 04:25 - May 24 with 1407 views | NotLoyal |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:38 - May 23 by Swanjaxs | "The Carmarthen East and Dinefwr MP has had his whip withdrawn by the party following his arrest on Wednesday." So he's assaulted someone with his whip then? 🤔 |
Fcking hell mun how could he, he's had it withdrawn. Unless it was walnut? |  |
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| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 07:13 - May 24 with 1378 views | Highjack |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 04:25 - May 24 by NotLoyal | Fcking hell mun how could he, he's had it withdrawn. Unless it was walnut? |
I imagine it was made out of plaid rope. |  |
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| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 13:06 - May 24 with 1245 views | sherpajacob |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 19:27 - May 23 by fbreath | How do you assault someone while socially distancing (assuming it wasn’t someone in his household) |
Assault is the threat or intention of violence, often but not always accompanied by battery which is the actual act of violence. I'm guessing in this case there was assault but not battery. |  |
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| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 13:40 - May 24 with 1201 views | airedale |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 13:06 - May 24 by sherpajacob | Assault is the threat or intention of violence, often but not always accompanied by battery which is the actual act of violence. I'm guessing in this case there was assault but not battery. |
That’s a bit flat then. |  | |  |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 13:55 - May 24 with 1177 views | Highjack |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 13:06 - May 24 by sherpajacob | Assault is the threat or intention of violence, often but not always accompanied by battery which is the actual act of violence. I'm guessing in this case there was assault but not battery. |
If there’s no battery then how can they charge him? |  |
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| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 13:59 - May 24 with 1165 views | Swanjaxs |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 04:25 - May 24 by NotLoyal | Fcking hell mun how could he, he's had it withdrawn. Unless it was walnut? |
But he only had it withdrawn after giving his oppo a good whipping mun! Its obvious. [Post edited 24 May 2020 14:00]
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| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 15:07 - May 24 with 1115 views | dickythorpe |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 13:55 - May 24 by Highjack | If there’s no battery then how can they charge him? |
He'll end up in (Dura) cell |  | |  |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 15:31 - May 24 with 1102 views | Highjack |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 15:07 - May 24 by dickythorpe | He'll end up in (Dura) cell |
He might use his connections so he gets off electrolytely. |  |
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| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 15:51 - May 24 with 1082 views | sherpajacob |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 13:55 - May 24 by Highjack | If there’s no battery then how can they charge him? |
they charged him with assault. |  |
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| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 16:09 - May 24 with 1072 views | Highjack |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 15:51 - May 24 by sherpajacob | they charged him with assault. |
Anode dat. |  |
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| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 16:13 - May 24 with 1065 views | Jackinexile1 | Thanks for the update, who else would keep tabs on peoples travel. |  | |  |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 16:19 - May 24 with 1053 views | monmouth |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 15:51 - May 24 by sherpajacob | they charged him with assault. |
Terminal whoosh. |  |
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| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 16:55 - May 24 with 1023 views | ItchySphincter |
| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 21:25 - May 23 by LeonWasGod | I think it was someone in his household. That's what the mrs heard on the radio earlier today anyway. |
Gave his missus a hiding I heard. |  |
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| Jonathan Edwards nicked on 17:25 - May 24 with 1000 views | Highjack | My mole chum deep in the bowels of Plaid Cymru has removed all mention of Edwards from his social media. |  |
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