The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread 09:00 - Feb 23 with 34353 views | Dorse | It has been estimated that approximately 13.8 billion years have passed since the beginning of the universe as we know it. Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time. What, if anything, can we expect playing north of Watford gap, midweek, at Preston? Under normal circumstances, a piss-boiling display of rampant gob-bummery administered ad nauseum by the game's foremost exponents of the Dark Arts. Coached by Baphomet himself, Preston have clearly offered their first born daughters to the Evil One in order to gain mystical control over time itself and weakened the minds of Championship referees. Is there any hope? Yep. We got Charlie Austin. So there. [Post edited 24 Feb 2021 8:54]
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:33 - Feb 24 with 1247 views | Malintabuk | Certainly second best that half but still all square which is good. Atrocious conditions that really explains why the first half was scrappy The 2 loanees for them look class but as they are both from top clubs that is not a surprise really I'm hoping that we have rode our luck as PNE remind me of us in December, dominating but not scoring We do look jaded and hope Warbs as not picked the same 11 to often and it as caught up with us All to.olay for... might be thec3rd game where our subs will change it On Saturday it was a Mepham mistake that got us going hope we are not relying on the same | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:33 - Feb 24 with 1261 views | Wegerles_Stairs | We look tired, so hopefully early subs will refresh things. Ref looks like a wrong 'un - he has ignored plenty of Preston shithousing while giving a talking to to Chair for no reason at all. Glad to be level at the break. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:33 - Feb 24 with 1259 views | TacticalR | Feels like we're hanging on in there. Preston look quite good. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:34 - Feb 24 with 1256 views | BrianMcCarthy | They're killing us down the wings. But we've created two good chances, plus a few near misses as well. Still, lucky to be level here. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:34 - Feb 24 with 1252 views | Toast_R | Riding our luck there. Preston dominating the possession and getting a lot of chances from wide. QPR need to improve the midfield, ball retention has been shambolic. Crying out for Willock and Uncle as usual. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:34 - Feb 24 with 1252 views | stevec | Seem to be playing in behind our wing backs quite easily tonight, offering up far too many chances. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:34 - Feb 24 with 1236 views | strikerace | Problem is he has to track back that far to get involved and get touches. PNE controlled the ball, so he's back there trying to clear the ball and help. We need more control through the middle to get sustained attack. Right now its either just kick it, unless we turn it over first. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:36 - Feb 24 with 1127 views | Boston | I’ve come to understand Sinton’s commentary. He’s a master of saying something without saying something. Slightly over hit = WTF Leaning backwards = ya stupid cant Sliced a little = how did he miss that Need to bring him into the game = get yer fcking finger out etc | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:36 - Feb 24 with 1124 views | Hunterhoop |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:33 - Feb 24 by rsonist | Absolute dog muck. Very persuasive moral argument from Warbs for playing well and losing. |
It’s miles better than vs Bournemouth where we didn’t have a half decent chance in the first half, let alone a shot on target. We’ve had time and space to create about 6 goal scoring opportunities. We created two and missed them, but they are giving Kane the freedom of the right flank. He has to do better with his delivery. 0-5 in the half of getting his cross even remotely near a forward. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:37 - Feb 24 with 1098 views | LeedsR | Maybe I’m being glass half full, but I think that it was a pretty even half. We had a couple of half decent chances. Kane’s execution is consistently 50-50, but you can see what he’s trying to do. They’ve had a few opportunities, but I think we’ve defended pretty well and restricted them to hopeful shots from distance. Remember we’re the away team! 0:0 at half time, no real complaints from me. Love to nick this tho. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:37 - Feb 24 with 1083 views | DWQPR | Is it me or had the ref going us the square root of fûck all so far. Yet is buying any contact on one of theirs. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:38 - Feb 24 with 1072 views | Stanisgod | Did you all know that it's Gordon's birthday today and he comes from Everton. 😳😳 | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:38 - Feb 24 with 1066 views | BklynRanger | Might be the best opening to one of these match threads ever, Dorse - I salute you. Anyway, I'll take 0-0 at H/T more or less. Dykes building yet more character with these missed chances. One a good effort, the other a bit shit. Keep going son. But Kane does my head in I'm sorry - really don't mean to be negative because he does work hard and refuses to hide, but the number of moves that end with him on the ball is just excessive. Hopefully he'll score later on. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:39 - Feb 24 with 1015 views | Greenbay | For what it's worth we're up one to 13th. If we win - with Blackburn losing to Watford - then 12th. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:39 - Feb 24 with 1007 views | MickS |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:38 - Feb 24 by Stanisgod | Did you all know that it's Gordon's birthday today and he comes from Everton. 😳😳 |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:40 - Feb 24 with 994 views | dannyblue | The conditions do seem to be bad. They're all struggling with their touch and weighting. Glad to see Dykes two good shooting opportunities and make that good run that Kane didn't find - he's looked more dangerous than he has for weeks. The first chance in particular was well taken and well saved. Austin not moving freely at all. Johansen looks class, some lovely crisp passes, especially in the first 30. Wallace decent, back three decent. I think we're doing ok. I too like the idea of Willock slaloming through the middle of all this a little later on. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:40 - Feb 24 with 989 views | QPRSteve | Whenever I watch us on the QPR stream I have no problems. Watching the game on Sky is awful. I've lost count of the number times the stream has stopped or the picture quality has dropped. The are the only streaming service I ever have a problem with. Useless baastards. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:41 - Feb 24 with 947 views | Stanisgod |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:38 - Feb 24 by BklynRanger | Might be the best opening to one of these match threads ever, Dorse - I salute you. Anyway, I'll take 0-0 at H/T more or less. Dykes building yet more character with these missed chances. One a good effort, the other a bit shit. Keep going son. But Kane does my head in I'm sorry - really don't mean to be negative because he does work hard and refuses to hide, but the number of moves that end with him on the ball is just excessive. Hopefully he'll score later on. |
He's been character building the last 20 odd games, could we have a goal please. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:41 - Feb 24 with 903 views | R_from_afar | PNE definitely had the better of that half but we did create two good chances. The Dykes lob was poor but with his other effort, he really was unlucky: he controlled the ball well with a deft first touch, then drilled it low and on target but the keeper got an outstretched leg on it and saved it. If he had placed it much wider, he might have missed the target altogether. | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:41 - Feb 24 with 903 views | rrrspricey |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:38 - Feb 24 by Stanisgod | Did you all know that it's Gordon's birthday today and he comes from Everton. 😳😳 |
How could you possibly know that? | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:42 - Feb 24 with 891 views | Nov77 |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:34 - Feb 24 by BrianMcCarthy | They're killing us down the wings. But we've created two good chances, plus a few near misses as well. Still, lucky to be level here. |
Thing is they’ve got decent wingers supplying their forwards, we’ve only got Wallace and Kane (whose crossing has been poor again). Willock and Albert can provide quality delivery, but Charlie needs to be on the pitch while they’re on. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:42 - Feb 24 with 867 views | Myke | I'm much happier with Dykes tonight than I was v Brentford Didn't do much wrong with either attempt and his work rate is much better than last week. Dieng started off very assured but doesn't seem to be communicating well with his defence and some of his clearances, well let's just say if it was Lumley ... | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:43 - Feb 24 with 848 views | MickS |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:41 - Feb 24 by rrrspricey | How could you possibly know that? |
And his scouse mate just passed to him, I know that because the scouse commentator told me | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:43 - Feb 24 with 845 views | davman | Really, really poor first half from us. Kane back to his crossing level, Dykes unlucky with the first chance, shocking with the second. Charlie, Dom and Johansen can't control the ball in the rain and Chair anonymous. Massive positive that they haven't scored, but they will if we keep conceding chances like we did in that first half. Would like to see Field and Willock out there and maybe even Bonne. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:43 - Feb 24 with 828 views | rsonist |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:36 - Feb 24 by Hunterhoop | It’s miles better than vs Bournemouth where we didn’t have a half decent chance in the first half, let alone a shot on target. We’ve had time and space to create about 6 goal scoring opportunities. We created two and missed them, but they are giving Kane the freedom of the right flank. He has to do better with his delivery. 0-5 in the half of getting his cross even remotely near a forward. |
Ah you're probably right to be fair, I'm half cut and morose. | | | |
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