| I can't be trusted 19:20 - Apr 11 with 1969 views | squarebear |
So when I was a kid, I might've been sat there watching the rugby on tv, and my mum would say "I'm off to the shops".., as soon as she had left the house I'd rush to the pantry and devour whatever cake/chocolate/biscuits I could get my grubby hands on.
I've no idea why.
Anyhow, fast forward 40-odd years and my missus just announced she was off to yoga. My immediate reaction was to rush to the beer cupboard. One hour later and I'm utterly trolleyed.
What's wrong with me? Separation anxiety? |  | | |  |
| I can't be trusted on 19:29 - Apr 11 with 1945 views | Joe_bradshaw |
On the down side you're life has always been ruled by women who are stronger than you and stop you doing what you want to do.
On the up side they may be prolonging your life and stopping you from eating and drinking yourself into oblivion. |  |
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| I can't be trusted on 19:33 - Apr 11 with 1933 views | jedijack |
Nothing wrong with you, perfectly normal behaviour! :) | | | |
| I can't be trusted on 19:36 - Apr 11 with 1927 views | sherpajacob |
Most blokes can't wait for the missus to go to the shops so they can get on line for a Jodrell. |  |
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| I can't be trusted on 19:38 - Apr 11 with 1917 views | Highjack |
| I can't be trusted on 19:29 - Apr 11 by Joe_bradshaw |
On the down side you're life has always been ruled by women who are stronger than you and stop you doing what you want to do.
On the up side they may be prolonging your life and stopping you from eating and drinking yourself into oblivion. |
How else are you supposed to get into oblivion? |  |
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| I can't be trusted on 20:04 - Apr 11 with 1863 views | Pegojack |
The medical term for your condition is 'fat greedy fecker'. |  | | |
| I can't be trusted on 22:50 - Apr 11 with 1789 views | Loyal |
Thing is I think I know your mum mate. And having just completed a yoga trainers certificate things are falling in to place.
She often said whilst I was hanging out of her back doors that she had stocked up the cupboards with unhealthy chocolates etc. So I could give her an extra five minutes hammering because she knew you little fat fckr would be scoffing everything. The things she did for you are clearly not appreciated.
Hang your head in shame.
And yes, your mrs can bend her left leg over her head. [Post edited 11 Apr 2017 22:53]
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| I can't be trusted on 22:56 - Apr 11 with 1766 views | monmouth |
My advice is to get a fridge mate. Them beer cupboards are a waste of time. |  |
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| I can't be trusted on 23:05 - Apr 11 with 1749 views | WxmJax |
Funnily enough, my wife went to yoga tonight and I had beer while she was out as well. Must be something in this yoga thing. |  |
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| I can't be trusted on 23:47 - Apr 11 with 1725 views | ItchySphincter |
When I saw the title I thought you were going to say that you were a kiddy fiddler. |  |
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| I can't be trusted on 23:57 - Apr 11 with 1713 views | builthjack |
| I can't be trusted on 23:05 - Apr 11 by WxmJax |
Funnily enough, my wife went to yoga tonight and I had beer while she was out as well. Must be something in this yoga thing. |
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| I can't be trusted on 00:01 - Apr 12 with 1712 views | bonymine |
| I can't be trusted on 23:05 - Apr 11 by WxmJax |
Funnily enough, my wife went to yoga tonight and I had beer while she was out as well. Must be something in this yoga thing. |
Funnily enough, my wife went out for a 'coffee' with her 'friends' to Morgan's about 18 months ago then came home with an empty 'Morning After Pill' sachet 😂😂
Divorce has swiftly followed and I've never been happier ... what goes around comes around but I'm not bitter I'm better ðŸ‘👠Best place I've been for years and very much looking forward to the future (even the Championship is holding much appeal 😂).
Goodnight All.
STID. Together Stronger. 💪💪💪 |  |
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| I can't be trusted on 07:49 - Apr 12 with 1653 views | Highjack |
| I can't be trusted on 00:01 - Apr 12 by bonymine |
Funnily enough, my wife went out for a 'coffee' with her 'friends' to Morgan's about 18 months ago then came home with an empty 'Morning After Pill' sachet 😂😂
Divorce has swiftly followed and I've never been happier ... what goes around comes around but I'm not bitter I'm better ðŸ‘👠Best place I've been for years and very much looking forward to the future (even the Championship is holding much appeal 😂).
Goodnight All.
STID. Together Stronger. 💪💪💪 |
Morgan is an irresistibly gorgeous man who drives all the ladies wild but it is heartening to see he is responsible enough to consider proper birth control whilst on the job. | |
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| I can't be trusted on 08:52 - Apr 12 with 1609 views | Lord_Bony |
| I can't be trusted on 07:49 - Apr 12 by Highjack |
Morgan is an irresistibly gorgeous man who drives all the ladies wild but it is heartening to see he is responsible enough to consider proper birth control whilst on the job. |
Yes he knows how to treat the locals...
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| I can't be trusted on 09:56 - Apr 12 with 1575 views | skippyjack |
f*cking h*ll.. the world is going to end.. I can see your wives have taken up my yoga advice, for tension relief.
it has spiritual and a beneficial understanding of the female need function.
Yoga is almost like Harbard from the Vikings series.. a spiritual god c*ck who unleashes sexual desires and mental strain from women.. the sad part about this.. they're not thinking about you whilst having the orgasms from god.
Some of your wives have been using their dildo's just by reading my 'words' on a screen.. never mind meeting me. |  |
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| I can't be trusted on 10:01 - Apr 12 with 1565 views | dickythorpe |
Not just women Skip......  |  | | |
| I can't be trusted on 13:03 - Apr 12 with 1513 views | LeonWasGod |
Perfectly normal behaviour. Beer or here or PlayStation for me, or normally a mix of all three.
If the buggers loosened the leash every now and then we wouldn't have to cram in our guilty pleasures  |  | | |
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