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In Bournemouth in the late 1980's I once had a run in with a cardiff fan in a night club got kicked out lost the boys, shagged a student whose dad was some police inspector form Wiltshire, slept under Bournemouth pier and shat myself all in one night 100% fact
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Post one daft fact about yourself on 13:26 - Jun 2 with 1911 views
One day almost exactly two years ago the phone rang in my living room.
I picked it up and before I could say anything, a strong Russian accented voice bellowed "Vote Yes to Brexit' before the line instantly went dead.
So I did, and ever since, a bunch of whiney, moaning, bitter, nasty faced no hopers have chuntered away on a virtual daily basis that I was influenced in the way I voted.
Hard to believe isn't it?
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Post one daft fact about yourself on 13:49 - Jun 2 with 1885 views
Post one daft fact about yourself on 07:33 - Jun 2 by dameedna
I helped Keith Chegwin buy two pairs of jeans in Newbury.
I attended the blonde girl off Coronation Street who was married on set to the mechanic ...sally? Her brothers jeans shop opening in Frome the year before above the Cheggers incident.
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Camp Hopson?
It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan
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Post one daft fact about yourself on 15:18 - Jun 2 with 1828 views
When I was in Gowerton 6th form in 1993, we went on a Geography and Geology Field Trip to Germany. I was 18 and I stayed with a pretty girl called Biannca, who was 16 and her family. To get around she would ride this really posh brand new moped, with me on the back. The last night we were there we all met up at the German High School for some beers. I had a go of her pride and joy moped and somehow I managed to crash it into a concrete table tennis table on the school yard. The bike was totally f*cked. I was okay except for a big bruise on one leg and the zip of my jacket did an Arsene Wenger and got stuck.
On the walk home to her house all she said as she wheeled the bike was sh*t in German. I slept with one eye open that night as I thought her Dad might kill me,there were antique swords and guns all over the house. The next day we left to come back to Wales and the rest of the boys kept pulling out parts of the broken bike to take the p*ss...
Eventually I received a letter from her asking if I could pay something towards repairing the damage, so I then had to tell my mum about what had happened. We sent a cheque over to them.I was damn lucky in the crash, I was pressing the accelerator instead of the brake. I also had been drinking German beer which was strong.
Very proud to be voted Planet Swans Poster of the Year 2017 by my fellow posters. Especially on a site that nearly had 20 million impressions last year.
In my past Ive been mistaken for Terry Griffiths, and one of them orrible bathplugs from Manchester who sing , dont look back in anger. and Barry from Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. Now more like Fred the Butcher from Corrie.
Also done an impersonation of Bassy
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Post one daft fact about yourself on 21:10 - Jun 2 with 1567 views
Back in the day my parents had a caravan down Llangennith next to Mr & Mrs Zeta-Jones, they had a very pretty young daughter called Catherine, one particularly nice day Cath (as I called her) was nagging me to go with her to Rhossili tea room for scones and tea, after thinking it over I decided to decline and instead went fishing with my mate over Burry Holmes.. she never asked again and the rest is history I suppose
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You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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