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Swansea City v Sheffield Wednesday Liberty Stadium Wednesday November 25th 2020 Kick off 7.45pm
LIVE a on SKY SPORTS Swans TV Radio Wales Talk Sport 2
A Wednesday kick off at the Liberty, not something we are generally used to but as the next game is away to Nottingham Forest on a Sunday maybe there is some intelligent thought behind it. As it’s becoming evident we have to repeat things on here because some visitors dont grasp things very quickly there is possibly another reason. And that is because Sheffield Wednesday are playing the fixture - then it will go ahead on a Wednesday, just in case someone asks repeatedly the same question like - ‘What day is the game on ?’ Answer ‘Wednesday’ ‘Who are the swans playing ?’ Answer ‘Wednesday’
There is a link you just have to think about it and not go on other Swansea City sites looking for a different answer to the quite obvious one you have been told. Right that aside, we will have a look a few things from Monday, hope you are all spiffing 😘 Stay safe and speak soon.
Cooper Pre match
The good people of Sheffield generally live in the Bramall Lane area of the city, which is in Sheffield. Sometimes people who live outside this area go to support Leeds or even Barnsley. The other club in Sheffield is called Wednesday, the reason for this name is because on Wednesdays all their fans, I think it’s about nine of them do dreadful things with their parents. Sheffield Wednesday were the most bentest club in the sixties and invented criminality, they did this by letting their players pocket around 4 shillings to throw games, everyone went to jail including people who didn’t even live in Sheffield or know where it is. They also pretend to have won the FA cup but I’ve got my doubts.
An owl yesterday
Wednesday on a Thursday used to play their home games at Bramall Lane on a Saturday and sometimes on a Monday. They have also played on Sunday’s and Fridays. It’s an amazing statistic. Five other people know this. They now play at another ground. If you visit Owlerton where Wednesday play ( they are called the owls ) but you won’t see any owls. In 1986 a local group of chaps called the BBC captured all the owls in Owlerton and sold them to a restaurant in Wolverton which is on the London line twixt Northampton and Euston. How this link occurred we don’t know, but many books on the BBC ( Big Bad Clowns ) have been written. The Owls did have an equivalent to the BBC but they were always running about shouting and going home quickly. They are, let’s say, a dying breed of owl. The barn owl is a favourite, but don’t think the owls are wise people they are not, they are a bit slow on the uptake and walk about Owlerton with their mouths open staring at things they see every day in disbelief. The goldfish bowl of Owlerton is an interesting place to go. But don’t go there, it’s rubbish and has no owls.
The history of the Pulis The Pulis is an astonishingly repetitive character often seen hanging around pretty bad football clubs with his cap in his hand. He has two commands ‘get rid of it’ and ‘Lump it’ these are very intricate footballing coaching methods much sought after in the world of international football. A Pulis is now living in Wednesday, which is near Thursday but not Abergavenny or Aberystwyth. The common Pulis has a remarkably local accent to Newport, but as we know the people who live in Newport can’t speak so it’s probably a mistake. If a Pulis turns up at your football club you can be assured he will bring his coaching terminology with him. This will work for nine games, maybe eight then start to stumble and you will get relegated or killed or similar. A Pulis once won six games in a row then didn’t, and was sacked. When a Pulis won four games in row he was sacked then lost five and wasn’t. Wednesday are a religious club and once employed Monks to run their football team but the Monks had a Mrs, and well, we all know what happens there.
This is the religious Monk, another Pulis type but wears a school blazer and likes to look hard. He was in the inbetweeners
Garry or Gary as we like to call him once managed a Wednesday. But then got sacked, Monks always get sacked, it’s because they are shit at running football clubs. You can clearly see he has very odd ears which someone has stuck some counters on.
Match officials ANDY WOOLMER Michael George and Daniel Leach
Fourth Official : John Busby
Michael George Referee
The match spotlight will always fall on famous officials. In this case assistant referee (as he likes to be called) Michael George, pictured above in his referees suit, he is fairly well known. Many have carelessly whispered that last Christmas he stopped refereeing but that isn’t true. Not many people had faith in him, but they agreed to give him one more try. It’s not a fantasy that but This is how … he would never let the sun go down on his career, well after all, he knew we were waiting for him. Michael hates players celebrating, kissing a fool he calls it, Michael just wants players to have more freedom though when celebrating, not like they want sex of course, but he is praying for a time he is listened to. Michael once gave a presentation to the FA on corners, a different corner didn’t catch on, they called it too funky, especially for an outside game. One person did think it was amazing but called him a monkey for thinking it. Michael replied This is how I’m waiting for that day, but I do like spinning the wheel to give you everything she wants. He was punched in the face.
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Swansea City v Sheffield Wednesday Big Game Countdown25th Nov 2020 15:34 A win tonight for the swans will see them firmly cement themselves in to the top six of the championship, and if augers well results wise in to third place. It’s a big game with plenty riding on it.0
TEAM NEWS
Swansea City: Freddie Woodman; Ben Cabango, Ryan Bennett, Kyle Naughton; Connor Roberts, Korey Smith, Matt Grimes (captain), Jake Bidwell; Yan Dhanda; Liam Cullen, Jamal Lowe.
Substitutes: Steven Benda, Ryan Manning, Jay Fulton, Joel Latibeaudiere, Andre Ayew, Kasey Palmer, Wayne Routledge, Oli Cooper, Tivonge Rushesha.
Sheffield Wednesday: Keiren Westwood, Liam Palmer, Joost van Aken, Callum Paterson, Barry Bannan (captain), Adam Reach, Julian Borner, Tom Lees, Jordan Rhodes, Massimo Luongo, Moses Odubajo.
Substitutes: Joe Wildsmith, Joey Pelupessy, Matt Penney, Fisayo Dele-Bashiru, Osaze Urhoghide, Izzy Brown, Liam Shaw, Alex Hunt, Elias Kachunga.
Referee: Andy Woolmer
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This type of game is exactly the type why we should have signed an experienced out and out striker to nick us something when teams are hard to break down
âš½ï¸Swansea City v Sheffield Wednesday : Matchday Thread âš½ï¸ TEAM NEWS ! on 20:34 - Nov 25 by 34dfgdf54
That was seriously bad.
Fulton for Smith
Ayew if fit for cullen, we need energy and sharpish, these are awful and we are worse.
60% possession & not one attempt on target, we really are mid-table mediocrity - agree Ayew on for Cullen at the break, & with 5 subs allowed maybe Palmer or Routs for Dhanda too.
âš½ï¸Swansea City v Sheffield Wednesday : Matchday Thread âš½ï¸ TEAM NEWS ! on 20:36 - Nov 25 by Chief
This type of game is exactly the type why we should have signed an experienced out and out striker to nick us something when teams are hard to break down
Bang on
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âš½ï¸Swansea City v Sheffield Wednesday : Matchday Thread âš½ï¸ TEAM NEWS ! on 20:39 - Nov 25 with 733 views
We’ve become a bit overly reliant on this system which has served us well but doesn’t work for certain games. But I don’t think he has the ability to change it.
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
âš½ï¸Swansea City v Sheffield Wednesday : Matchday Thread âš½ï¸ TEAM NEWS ! on 20:36 - Nov 25 by Chief
This type of game is exactly the type why we should have signed an experienced out and out striker to nick us something when teams are hard to break down
We are missing 3 forwards.
I'd get one of the defenders off and stick Routledge on. Bit more movement ahead of the ball. They're going to be content to sit in.
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âš½ï¸Swansea City v Sheffield Wednesday : Matchday Thread âš½ï¸ TEAM NEWS ! on 20:46 - Nov 25 with 671 views
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