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Wednesday December 16th 2020 Pride Park Kick off 5.30pm*
TV LIVE a on SKY SPORTS Football from 5pm. SWANS TV ( in a dark room or similar )
MATCH OFFICIALS GAVIN WARD Shaun Hudson and Mark Pottage Fourth Official : Leigh Doughty
This will be Gavin Ward’s third game he has reffed the swans away from home this year. He lives in Surrey with his pet cat, Wilma, his mum and a baby leopard which he rescued from a circus in Bridlington last summer. Some of this isn’t true. However, what we do know is he doesn’t like washing his hands after painting his bedroom, and he has stated to a few personal friends that he will make sure the swans win this game. Gavin Ward, looking for his cat in his garden last night
PREVIOUS MEETINGS
February 8th, 2020 - Championship Swansea City 2 : 3 Derby County
August 10th, 2019 - Championship Derby County 0 : 0 Swansea City
May 1st, 2019 - Championship Swansea City 1 : 1 Derby County
December 1st, 2018 - Championship Derby County 2 : 1 Swansea City
EVERY TIME I THINK OF DERBY Lily Savage getting a good dressing down from the Spanish matador.
Yes, every time I think of Derby I think of Lily getting booted up in the air. Probably one of my favourite football memories of recent times. Those flowing locks nearly leaving his thick cranium as he yelped like Gavin Wards cat with a snake up its broadside. Since then Lily has become a so called ‘pundit’ on Radio 5 where he continues to display thick headed verbal spoutage and totally ill informed lunacy in the company of other loons not worthy of mention. Lily is a quality fool, and everyone except him knows it. Swansea fans dislike Lily because he is a prat. He also eats dog food and raw liver. He isn’t hard and his mum has got two bums.
WHAT IS A DERBY ? It’s not the easiest of questions to answer, however we do know that the much talked about Brian Clough was their manager and Stuart Pearce would rather nibble Gavin Wards cats cold turds than say the word ‘Serby’ See what I did there. Derby used to be in Norfolk before the Battle of Britain, but due to the closer proximity of the town to the reich it was moved to Derbyshire where it remains to this day. Roy Macfarlane used to play for Derby, he once picked up Billy Bremner and walked around the pitch with him before eating his left ear. Billy apologised and later died. Here is a picture of Roy and Billy, this was of course before Roy changed his name to Dave McKay. In the background you can see Terry Venables who actually never played for Derby at all. Terrys wife’s name is Myrtle. The referee cutting a fine step towards Macfarlane and Lorimer later did TV voiceovers and came up with the phrase ‘You sunk my battleship’ Bremner was actually playing for Leeds at the time and had ginger hair. Many people still think this game was a Tottenham v Leeds encounter, but that is completely untrue.
Derby is famous for ... The amount of old people’s homes they have in one city. It’s huge amount of OAPs and places for them to live have encouraged the likes of Wayne Rooney to play for the club. Wayne who has an official liking for the older more leathered flesh is now some form of manager at Derby. He is often found wandering around the city centre sniffing an old block of Stilton and winking at any likely female aged over seventy five.
Derby is also something our near neighbours down east don’t like to say.
There will be football news galore very soon
In the meantime here is a badge I took off a six year old kid who was getting all leary with me back in the day when I was proper.
And a picture of our Wayne with an old lady he spent a night with yesterday.
These are the games we need something from if we are to stay in the pack. The granny sh4gger not doing so good. 3 points.
Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.
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âš½ï¸ Derby County v Swansea City : Official Matchday Thread 5.30pm KO âš½ï¸ on 07:46 - Dec 14 with 3415 views
Momentum is now key, most likely unchanged starting 11 after a couple days off .
Let's hope the pitch is still there after these storms.
Pro free speech and alternative opinions -
Anti gang-bullying and poor modding thereof -
Will always make a stand against those who consistently choose to turn a blind eye
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âš½ï¸ Derby County v Swansea City : Official Matchday Thread 5.30pm KO âš½ï¸ on 10:41 - Dec 14 with 3336 views
But you forgot to mention Francis Lee or Franny as he liked to be called. Franny opened a toilet roll factory when he retired. He sent some to Norman Hunter one Christmas with a message: specially for you, you arsewipe. Lee famously said that an average person used one toilet roll per day. But qualified that by saying that it depended how many wan ks you had. These are little known Derby County facts. Brian Clough referred to Derby as a sleeping pigmy. Such was the magnitude of the achievement in winning the League. Former County player Alan Hinton wore white boots. He dropped them into a tin of emulsion by mistake when painting Frannys kitchen and thought that they looked good and that’s how he revolutionised boot colours.
Only an idiot would eat a turkey curry on Christmas day
âš½ï¸ Derby County v Swansea City : Official Matchday Thread UPDATED MONDAY 5pm on 17:23 - Dec 14 by swancity
Good match preview as always
But you forgot to mention Francis Lee or Franny as he liked to be called. Franny opened a toilet roll factory when he retired. He sent some to Norman Hunter one Christmas with a message: specially for you, you arsewipe. Lee famously said that an average person used one toilet roll per day. But qualified that by saying that it depended how many wan ks you had. These are little known Derby County facts. Brian Clough referred to Derby as a sleeping pigmy. Such was the magnitude of the achievement in winning the League. Former County player Alan Hinton wore white boots. He dropped them into a tin of emulsion by mistake when painting Frannys kitchen and thought that they looked good and that’s how he revolutionised boot colours.
You’re not as good at this as loyal. Leave it to the professionals ðŸ‘
Each time I go to Bedd - au........................
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âš½ï¸ Derby County v Swansea City : Official Matchday Thread UPDATED MONDAY 5pm on 22:05 - Dec 14 with 2955 views
Hope it's not a case of after the Lord Mayor's show. Probably going to be more difficult than it looks on paper. Law of averages suggests Derby will get a result at some point. If we aren't complacent it won't be against us Wednesday.
Derby County: David Marshall (captain), Andre Wisdom, Graeme Shinnie, Krystian Bielik, Kamil Jozwiak, Martyn Waghorn, Nathan Byrne, Colin Kazim-Richards, Matthew Clarke, Lee Buchanan, Jason Knight.
Substitutes: Kellie Roos, Craig Forsyth, Max Bird, Louie Sibley, George Evans, Duane Holmes, Kornell McDonald, Jack Stretton, Jamal Hector-Ingram.
Swansea City: Freddie Woodman; Kyle Naughton, Ryan Bennett, Marc Guehi; Connor Roberts, Korey Smith, Jay Fulton, Matt Grimes (captain), Jake Bidwell; Jamal Lowe, Andre Ayew.
Substitutes: Steven Benda, Ryan Manning, Viktor Gyokeres, Wayne Routledge, Liam Cullen, Yan Dhanda, Jordon Garrick, Ben Cabango, Kasey Palmer.
âš½ï¸ Derby County v Swansea City : Official Matchday Thread UPDATED TUESDAY 5P on 17:36 - Dec 16 by jasper_T
Bennett's had a shocking start. Two misplaced passes under no pressure and then that.
Interesting challenge now against a decent defence too, you kinda feel if we come away with nothing it suggests we are more play off material at best rather than automatic challengers.
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âš½ï¸ Derby County v Swansea City : Official Matchday Thread UPDATED TUESDAY 5P on 17:44 - Dec 16 with 1968 views
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