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Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 182736 viewsDiscodroid

state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.



evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.

and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.




musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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Random irritations.. on 22:34 - Dec 27 with 3604 viewsDorse

Random irritations.. on 22:11 - Dec 18 by izlingtonhoop

Star Wars.
it's just a film - some films. Get over it.


I find your lack of faith disturbing...

I have a down arrow and I'm not afraid to use it.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Random irritations.. on 16:42 - Jan 8 with 3510 viewsDiscodroids

reports are finally coming in from scriptwriters at the guardian and the bbc that widespread dislocations, sprains and brusing are rife among migrants Cocks , caused by racist Women at Cologne station among other german cities ,news years eve.
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'Dance At My Party'.

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Random irritations.. on 21:47 - Jan 8 with 3466 viewsBluce_Ree

Personalised number c*nts.

F*ck you, f*ck your Audi f*cking shit, f*ck your bullshit 'ooh look at me' number plate.

You think you look like the man because you've got some shit on there that's your initials and like one number. Oooh. Well done. You spunked lots of cash to have a car that essentially says you're a 5TUP1D PR1CK.

Crash your shit. Crash it into your mum's f*cking face.

Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah. His crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
Poll: How far will we extend the away losses record?

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Random irritations.. on 13:11 - Jan 9 with 3423 viewsDiscodroids

People drinking out of Jam Jars . witnessed first hand in north chingford at the front room cafe.

'Dance At My Party'.

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Random irritations.. on 13:42 - Jan 9 with 3404 viewsDiscodroids

Made my debut at Furniture Village earlier on, what a dreadful place.
I did enjoy my time on the 'full recliner' though so not all bad.

Anyhow, Furniture Village - Gertcha.

'Dance At My Party'.

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Random irritations.. on 14:58 - Jan 9 with 3437 viewsDorse

I am putting up a shed. In the pissing rain. Later, I will be schlepping the entire cavalcade of seven hundred year old, spider-encrusted shite from the old one to the new, where it will remain for another billion fcuking years for all I fcuking care.

I do not use the thing. I do not want the thing. I have no interest in the thing. I would rather rim Ricky Tomlinson than spend another 5 minutes on this world-class kunt of a fcuking job.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Random irritations.. on 15:11 - Jan 9 with 3429 viewsDiscodroids

Random irritations.. on 14:58 - Jan 9 by Dorse

I am putting up a shed. In the pissing rain. Later, I will be schlepping the entire cavalcade of seven hundred year old, spider-encrusted shite from the old one to the new, where it will remain for another billion fcuking years for all I fcuking care.

I do not use the thing. I do not want the thing. I have no interest in the thing. I would rather rim Ricky Tomlinson than spend another 5 minutes on this world-class kunt of a fcuking job.


Thats grim Dorse. Manual labour Not for me.

I put up a garden fence last year. it damn near killed me..

'Dance At My Party'.

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Random irritations.. on 19:12 - Jan 11 with 3328 viewsWatford_Ranger

The cup draw taking place on the fking One Show.
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Random irritations.. on 11:30 - Jan 12 with 3280 viewsJuzzie

'tis the time of year where so many people drive around with the rear of their car covered in mud so it 'conveniently' obscures the number plates, and lights too. Both are illegal but so few patrol cars to do anything about it. Having lights not so easily visible is just downright dangerous, irrespective of whether illegal or not.

People also forget that having their DRL's on means there are no rear lights. Yes, there may be a symbol on the dash (which are like a spaceship these days with so many symbols) but people are still going by the thinking that if the dash it lit, so are front/rear lights.

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Random irritations.. on 12:00 - Jan 12 with 3257 viewsaston_hoop

Cnts at queues at cash points who spend 5 minutes waiting to get to the front and then realise that they need their bloody bank card to operate the thing. They then spend 5 minutes scrambling around in their wallet to find the bloody thing which is something they could have done during the queuing process to speed things up for everyone. They will then invariably take 3 attempts to actually do anything meaningful. Probably the same cnt who does that when buying shopping in the supermarket only to then come to pay and realise that their bank card is somewhere buried in the bottom of a handbag somewhere and will take 10 minutes to find. But oh no, they've also found some money off coupons that they'd like to try. And don't forget the store card too. fckers.
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Random irritations.. on 13:32 - Jan 12 with 3223 viewsMick_S

Random irritations.. on 13:42 - Jan 9 by Discodroids

Made my debut at Furniture Village earlier on, what a dreadful place.
I did enjoy my time on the 'full recliner' though so not all bad.

Anyhow, Furniture Village - Gertcha.


I had a reclining chair, but our pet rabbit got inside and chewed a wire. It's now just a chair. That's irritating.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
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Random irritations.. on 13:49 - Jan 12 with 3210 viewsjohncharles

Random irritations.. on 12:00 - Jan 12 by aston_hoop

Cnts at queues at cash points who spend 5 minutes waiting to get to the front and then realise that they need their bloody bank card to operate the thing. They then spend 5 minutes scrambling around in their wallet to find the bloody thing which is something they could have done during the queuing process to speed things up for everyone. They will then invariably take 3 attempts to actually do anything meaningful. Probably the same cnt who does that when buying shopping in the supermarket only to then come to pay and realise that their bank card is somewhere buried in the bottom of a handbag somewhere and will take 10 minutes to find. But oh no, they've also found some money off coupons that they'd like to try. And don't forget the store card too. fckers.


And the sad fcker who still pays cash. Bill comes to £14.99 but instead of handing over a £10 and a £5 pound note, oh no, it's a tenner and counting out the coins and yes, you've already guessed, there's only £4.98 amongst the shrapnel and bits of fluff.

Strong and stable my arse.

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Random irritations.. on 09:11 - Jan 15 with 3128 viewsloftboy

People on trains sitting there tapping away at laptops,annoying cúnts

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Random irritations.. on 10:28 - Jan 15 with 3106 viewsPinnerPaul

Transfer window "stories"

Yesterday Charlie going to West Ham - article completely ignored fact West Ham chairman said he didn't rate him in the summer and that he had only 1 knee and then today....West Ham not buying anyone in the window.


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Random irritations.. on 13:31 - Jan 15 with 3078 viewsR_from_afar

Random irritations.. on 13:42 - Jan 9 by Discodroids

Made my debut at Furniture Village earlier on, what a dreadful place.
I did enjoy my time on the 'full recliner' though so not all bad.

Anyhow, Furniture Village - Gertcha.


Reminds me of when I subjected my wife to, oh, about three hours at "World of Ponds" or whatever the heck it's called, when I was shopping for marginal plants to put in my newly dug wildlife pond. Take it from me, ponds are not an aphrodisiac, well, for frogs and toads perhaps, but not humans.

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Random irritations.. on 13:33 - Jan 15 with 3071 viewsR_from_afar

Random irritations.. on 14:58 - Jan 9 by Dorse

I am putting up a shed. In the pissing rain. Later, I will be schlepping the entire cavalcade of seven hundred year old, spider-encrusted shite from the old one to the new, where it will remain for another billion fcuking years for all I fcuking care.

I do not use the thing. I do not want the thing. I have no interest in the thing. I would rather rim Ricky Tomlinson than spend another 5 minutes on this world-class kunt of a fcuking job.


While you were doing that in the pouring rain, I was pruning my neighbour's hedge. In the rain. With manual tools. In the aim of creating enough room for me to actually park on my own drive.

It was a joyous experience.

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Random irritations.. on 14:52 - Jan 15 with 3061 viewsDorse

Random irritations.. on 13:33 - Jan 15 by R_from_afar

While you were doing that in the pouring rain, I was pruning my neighbour's hedge. In the rain. With manual tools. In the aim of creating enough room for me to actually park on my own drive.

It was a joyous experience.

RFA


There should be some form of support group for people like us. With biscuits and everything.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Random irritations.. on 10:39 - Feb 10 with 2903 viewsDiscodroids

I nearly dropped my lightly herbed toasted ciabatta on my kitchen floor having witnessed an entity of some nature Being interviewed about the Junior Doctor Strike , on SKY. She looked like Robert Wyatt about to launch into a punk version of 'Shipbuilding'. A Derek Jarman film reject with the communication skills of a plate lipped shamen.

If its all the same to to you love, i shall concentrate on the Insignificant job at hand of keeping the streets void of latvian pimps, Nigerian fraudsters, English Drug addicts and Pakistani wife beaters .Let alone the remedial tasks of Paying the mortgage, feeding and clothing the kids, avoiding an array of cancers , paying the facking council tax and avoiding daily FGM articles in the free press , which play no part in my, or any other life that I remotely care about or encounter.

'Dance At My Party'.

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Random irritations.. on 10:42 - Feb 10 with 2896 viewsDiscodroids

I Put it to you ladies and gentleman of the LFW Jury, That Having Listened to and witnessed of , Leigh francis/kieth lemon on Many occasions and always in the company of a 3rd Party, AND having carefully weighed the evidence put before me, that he is an unfunny cnt most foul.

'Dance At My Party'.

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Random irritations.. on 10:43 - Feb 10 with 2892 viewsDiscodroids

I Rang the facking Quacks this morning to get me happy pills and the slags cant fit me in for 6 days.

Having paid into the National health service since 1923 , will the presence of dark blood on my toilet paper give me any advantage in seeing a NHS Doctor First Over Mr Lickmar Kunt , a 36 year old child from Khandahar, that arrived here yesterday suffering from hard skin on the balls of his feet?.

'Dance At My Party'.

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Random irritations.. on 18:29 - Feb 10 with 2849 viewsDorse

Random irritations.. on 10:43 - Feb 10 by Discodroids

I Rang the facking Quacks this morning to get me happy pills and the slags cant fit me in for 6 days.

Having paid into the National health service since 1923 , will the presence of dark blood on my toilet paper give me any advantage in seeing a NHS Doctor First Over Mr Lickmar Kunt , a 36 year old child from Khandahar, that arrived here yesterday suffering from hard skin on the balls of his feet?.


Sounds like he needs hard feet on the skin of his balls.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Random irritations.. on 14:17 - Feb 14 with 2759 viewsDiscodroids



a purple heart to anyone who can watch this whole advert for Chanel 4.
I never thought id see anything to rival the airport scene in 'Love actually' , but fck me, its worse.




id like to kill everyone in this Virgin media advert where they stand.Has anyone ever been to a house party that was remotely like the one depicted in the advert above?

'Dance At My Party'.

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Random irritations.. on 12:30 - Feb 15 with 2719 viewsR_from_afar

Random irritations.. on 14:17 - Feb 14 by Discodroids



a purple heart to anyone who can watch this whole advert for Chanel 4.
I never thought id see anything to rival the airport scene in 'Love actually' , but fck me, its worse.




id like to kill everyone in this Virgin media advert where they stand.Has anyone ever been to a house party that was remotely like the one depicted in the advert above?


I know where you're coming from with that party. It looked totally unrealistic. In the real world, any party featuring that much high tech gear would need several heavily armed members of the SAS on bouncer duty, to stop it all getting knicked.

Also, I didn't see any bowls of Hula-Hoops and there was an awful lot of dancing going on considering that no one appeared to have consumed more than a can of shandy. I also feel like I rather missed out in life because I have never been to a party where all the guests and hosts without exception are supermodels.

On a more positive note, I am glad I have managed to avoid parties where it's only possible to have a good time if the venue has 200 Mb connectivity and everyone has a shiny thorium powered 6G smartphone.

Pass the Castlemaine...

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Random irritations.. on 12:35 - Feb 15 with 2714 viewsizlingtonhoop

Random irritations.. on 12:30 - Feb 15 by R_from_afar

I know where you're coming from with that party. It looked totally unrealistic. In the real world, any party featuring that much high tech gear would need several heavily armed members of the SAS on bouncer duty, to stop it all getting knicked.

Also, I didn't see any bowls of Hula-Hoops and there was an awful lot of dancing going on considering that no one appeared to have consumed more than a can of shandy. I also feel like I rather missed out in life because I have never been to a party where all the guests and hosts without exception are supermodels.

On a more positive note, I am glad I have managed to avoid parties where it's only possible to have a good time if the venue has 200 Mb connectivity and everyone has a shiny thorium powered 6G smartphone.

Pass the Castlemaine...

RFA


The bloke playing the music decides to go home?

What a dick!

Mrs Iz id tired of me saying that each time it's on.
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Random irritations.. on 15:40 - Feb 15 with 2681 viewsDorse

Giving $hit weather a name. It's just an excuse for weather presenters to sound a bit hard. 'Heavy rain' becomes 'Typhoon Barry' with a concerned glance to camera as if to say: 'Have YOU got enough tinned soup and UHT milk? Have you? Have you, really? Mavis. Mavis! This is IT! THIS is Typhoon Barry! We all said it would happen and WE WERE RIGHT! Kill the children, they'll only slow us down!'

It's fcuking weather. Grow up for fcuk's fcuking sake.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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